Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

MushroomMan Mycology
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 |  [ show all ]
WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend!
    #16151050 -

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

'She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

'I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

'But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.

'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.

'And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something.’

Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail.

Daily Mail


--------------------
Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid] * 1
    #16151057 -

I'm reporting this news story for plagiarism.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116075/

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Nullface] * 1
    #16151062 -



--------------------
want a cool color changing shroom gif that is easy on the eyes for YOUR shroomery background? 3 easy steps <-- click here

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid] * 1
    #16151063 -

:shrug:

At least its better than getting a pile of shit tattooed on your back.


--------------------


Broken heart don't feel so bad
You ain't got half of what you thought you had
Rock you baby to and fro
Not too fast and not too slow

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
    #16151071 -

well that just sounds fucked up doesn't it?


--------------------
check out my music!
drowse in prison and your waking will be but loss

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: g00ru]
    #16151101 -

Im sure they could also slap a aggravated assualt causing bodily harm on there. Thats some seriously fucked up shit.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: LySergic D] * 5
    #16151142 -

At least he wasn't dating a urologist.


--------------------
...and what exactly is a dream? And what exactly is a joke?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16151159 -

Why would you go to a a ex girlfriend for dental work after just breaking up with her...

She is in the wrong for what she did but come on this guy was a dumb ass. :facepalm:


--------------------
"Hospitality is my house, That a traveler shall share, Warm meal on a hearth And my last horn of mead"

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Beefcakemighty]
    #16151235 -

Yea a lawsuit doesn't cut it, this person needs to be in jail


--------------------


A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: bloodsheen]
    #16151242 -

The human race is fucked.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: bloodsheen]
    #16151243 -

She only faces three years.  :facepalm:

This is violent disfigurement done on a whim, I wouldn't feel safe having her in society ever.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: DieCommie] * 1
    #16151259 -

Me neither.

I would feel much safer with the non-violent criminal who got locked up for life for having a couple plants that makes his customers safe and happy.


--------------------

Edited by trip forever (04/28/12 01:51 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: trip forever]
    #16151311 -

:somefunnyshit:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Beefcakemighty]
    #16151331 -

LySergic D said:
:shrug:

At least its better than getting a pile of shit tattooed on your back.


Beefcakemighty said:
Why would you go to a a ex girlfriend for dental work after just breaking up with her...

She is in the wrong for what she did but come on this guy was a dumb ass. :facepalm:



Yea, that was pretty stupid.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. :scarygrin::scarybeat:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
    #16151378 -

3 years not even close to long enough.


--------------------
Admins can't read graphs.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Morgenstern]
    #16151442 -

I feel bad for the dude sort in principle. He dumps this chick for a different one. This chick rips his teeth out and then the other one tells him to get tossed because he no longer has teeth.


Poor, stupid man.

At least she didn't cut off his junk.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: DeathSpider]
    #16151454 -

who?


nonono where..

or when


--------------------
want a cool color changing shroom gif that is easy on the eyes for YOUR shroomery background? 3 easy steps <-- click here

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #16151559 -

her insurance should have to pay for his teeth.

this guys whole life i ruined if he cannot afford teeth

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: yoimjohn]
    #16151601 -

now hiding this thread


--------------------
check out my music!
drowse in prison and your waking will be but loss

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: WARNING! Don't Dump Your Dentist Girlfriend! [Re: Diploid]
    #16151674 -

Her punishment should be to lose all of her teeth too. If not by legal law, then someone should stomp all her teeth out. Justice demands justice.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 |  [ show all ]

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* im off to the dentist phishytrip 1,032 8 02/15/05 03:15 PM
by vinsue
* Teeth check at specialist today.. Fliquid 658 5 02/23/05 12:44 PM
by Fliquid
* I r want a girlfriend
( 1 2 all )		 silversoul7 7,530 37 02/21/03 04:42 AM
by Leya
* Old Girlfriend Dreams ShrewDigsby 1,377 7 02/10/03 11:40 AM
by utopianglory
* Why don't we just rename OTD the "Shit Heap"
( 1 2 3 all )		 boxtop703 13,391 53 05/07/18 09:20 AM
by Cannabischarlie
* Why don't you post in OTD? Senor_Doobie 3,811 15 02/12/03 06:53 AM
by Shroomism
* BONNAROO SOLD OUT AND DON'T HAVE SOMEONE TO GO WITH!! HELP. *DELETED* Cracka_X 2,244 13 03/01/17 05:01 PM
by Midnight_Toker
* Stresssssss NOUS333 380 18 03/17/18 01:38 PM
by LightRay

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,337 topic views. 3 members, 71 guests and 240 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.