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Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? * 13
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No offense women.

But I feel like women are somewhat like pidgeons.  If you'd like to catch a pidgeon, you must slowly and patiently lure it closer to you by throwing small chunks of bread to it, but you must not let it know that you wish to catch it.  Then, if you make a move and try to catch the pidgeon a fraction of a second too soon, it will fly away and you will never see it again.

Do you agree with this analogy?

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Dr. Gregg]
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Kinda. I see where you're getting at.


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Dr. Gregg] * 9
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i think women are more like seagulls. i swear to fuck they sound identical when i pass a group of them, all of them GAWK GAWK GAWK all at the same time, trying to talk over one another

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Dr. Gregg]
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i can see it


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Nifflerz]
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It is funny though -- how true the whole notion is that if you jock a girl and are all on your knees begging and shit, they don't (and for good reason) want anything to do with you. But if you blow them off or refuse to give them any attention, they seem more inclined to wanna be with ya.


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: zergroz]
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zergroz said:
i think women are more like seagulls. i swear to fuck they sound identical when i pass a group of them, all of them GAWK GAWK GAWK all at the same time, trying to talk over one another


I Lol'd

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
It is funny though -- how true the whole notion is that if you jock a girl and are all on your knees begging and shit, they don't (and for good reason) want anything to do with you. But if you blow them off or refuse to give them any attention, they seem more inclined to wanna be with ya.


Testify :thumbup:

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Dr. Gregg] * 1
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Dr. Gregg said:
No offense women.

But I feel like women are somewhat like pidgeons.  If you'd like to catch a pidgeon, you must slowly and patiently lure it closer to you by throwing small chunks of bread to it, but you must not let it know that you wish to catch it.  Then, if you make a move and try to catch the pidgeon a fraction of a second too soon, it will fly away and you will never see it again.

Do you agree with this analogy?


IMO you're overthinking it. :stoned:


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
Dr. Gregg said:
No offense women.

But I feel like women are somewhat like pidgeons.  If you'd like to catch a pidgeon, you must slowly and patiently lure it closer to you by throwing small chunks of bread to it, but you must not let it know that you wish to catch it.  Then, if you make a move and try to catch the pidgeon a fraction of a second too soon, it will fly away and you will never see it again.

Do you agree with this analogy?


IMO you're overthinking it. :stoned:


I don't typically subscribe to the idea that there's a level of TOO much thought, or that one can be TOO perceptive. :tongue:

Either way it's just an observation.  It's not like I'm cringing my forehead while desperately trying to solve the puzzle.  That's because I've already surrendered to the fact that it can't be solved.  :shrug:

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Dr. Gregg]
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Dr. Gregg said:
BlindSophist said:
Dr. Gregg said:
No offense women.

But I feel like women are somewhat like pidgeons.  If you'd like to catch a pidgeon, you must slowly and patiently lure it closer to you by throwing small chunks of bread to it, but you must not let it know that you wish to catch it.  Then, if you make a move and try to catch the pidgeon a fraction of a second too soon, it will fly away and you will never see it again.

Do you agree with this analogy?


IMO you're overthinking it. :stoned:


I don't typically subscribe to the idea that there's a level of TOO much thought, or that one can be TOO perceptive. :tongue:


You should try OCD someday. :feelsweirdman:

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Either way it's just an observation.  It's not like I'm cringing my forehead while desperately trying to solve the puzzle.  That's because I've already surrendered to the fact that it can't be solved.  :shrug:


Quitter! This is why you need to be more thoughtful and perceptive. :grin:


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
Dr. Gregg said:
BlindSophist said:
IMO you're overthinking it. :stoned:


I don't typically subscribe to the idea that there's a level of TOO much thought, or that one can be TOO perceptive. :tongue:


You should try OCD someday. :feelsweirdman:


I dabble in that shit everyday of my life, unfortunately and unwillingly.


BlindSophist said:
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Either way it's just an observation.  It's not like I'm cringing my forehead while desperately trying to solve the puzzle.  That's because I've already surrendered to the fact that it can't be solved.  :shrug:


Quitter! This is why you need to be more thoughtful and perceptive. :grin:


I'm not a quitter.  I work with what reality gives me.  I just don't understand why reality is the way it is.

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Dr. Gregg]
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Reality is illogical and has too many variables that can change for any reason at all. Trying to understand is just asking for a headache.

As for women being pigeons? I don't think so. Some women want to be mistreated and always go away from the "good guys". Other girls are not so psychologically fucked up (my opinion) that they play games and go for the assholes or whatever.

I think everyone is like a pigeon. You have to coax them into your arms for the most comfortable transition possible.


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: Joolz] * 2
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They are a lot like female dogs, because they are often bitches, due to their addiction to IV strip malls and snorting facebook all day. I once met a bitch that plugged makeup and twitter up to 30 times a day.


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: CrossingTheStar]
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lol if i was a woman i would think you're an ignorant asshole op. Im not though, yet i still kinda think that.

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: underfliptown]
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underfliptown said:
lol if i was a woman i would think you're an ignorant asshole op. Im not though, yet i still kinda think that.


Are you kidding me? Go see what women like to do for "revenge" for breaking up with them.


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/revenge-ideas-ex-boyfriend-1108


Women are actually recommended to fuck a guys friend for "revenge" for breaking up.

This cosmopolitan shit is telling the babes to trick us into thinking they are pregnant... as "revenge for breaking up with them"


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: underfliptown]
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underfliptown said:
lol if i was a woman i would think you're an ignorant asshole op. Im not though, yet i still kinda think that.


Then that makes you stuck-up and vindictive :shrug: Not my problem though.

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: CrossingTheStar]
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I like to think that not all women are following cosmo. You guys are generalizing too much.

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: underfliptown]
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underfliptown said:
lol if i was a woman i would think you're an ignorant asshole op. Im not though, yet i still kinda think that.


It was just an analogy by OP. I'm sure women have tons of analogies for us.

And I'm 100% positive that he wasn't using the analogy in a negative way towards women. He was just saying that the timing/trust has to be perfect in order to get one (especially the right one) or else you're toast.


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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: CrossingTheStar]
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CrossingTheStar said:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/revenge-ideas-ex-boyfriend-1108


Women are actually recommended to fuck a guys friend for "revenge" for breaking up.

This cosmopolitan shit is telling the babes to trick us into thinking they are pregnant... as "revenge for breaking up with them"


Man, I don't even know what to say to this. This is some fucked up shit. Stupid shit. Who reads this crap? :facepalm3:

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Re: Would you agree that women are like pidgeons? [Re: PatrickKn]
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PatrickKn said:
CrossingTheStar said:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/revenge-ideas-ex-boyfriend-1108


Women are actually recommended to fuck a guys friend for "revenge" for breaking up.

This cosmopolitan shit is telling the babes to trick us into thinking they are pregnant... as "revenge for breaking up with them"


Man, I don't even know what to say to this. This is some fucked up shit. Stupid shit. Who reads this crap? :facepalm3:


Yeah I just read that too and was thinking the same thing.  It actually kind of pissed me off at first, although I was glad to read most of the comments at the bottom.  Most people rightfully condemned the article as stupid trash.

I would hate to think that women or men would actually even think about doing these things just for break-up "revenge."

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