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The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget
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I get to spend my entire day off decoding Swedish pictographs and assembling flat-pack furniture.

Yay, me?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper] * 3
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well... at least you get some sex after, right?


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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper] * 2
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Then, in two years you will have the pleasure of throwing it all away because cheap crap breaks quickly and has zero resale value!

Yay, ikea!

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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You got to kick her more cash next time, that way she is out of the house longer. BTW tell her this bullshit qualifies for a steak and a blow job.


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Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
T. S. Eliot

Edited by love2shpongleIRL (01/30/12 09:33 AM)

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Gravija]
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Gravija said:
Then, in two years you will have the pleasure of throwing it all away because cheap crap breaks quickly and has zero resale value!

Yay, ikea!


Oh man, 90% of the shit in my house is from Ikea and I've lived here a lot longer than two years.

I love their shit.

I've literally never had anything I bought from there break.

Ever.

And I paid a fraction for it that I did for shit from other places.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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My dubious assistants for this venture...



Christ, I can hear them in there now stealing nuts and bolts and shit.

Fucking terrorists....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Ikea is a rip off for the quality you get. But then again everything is these days. Things that are good quality just aren't worth buying at all.

You wipe your coffee table with a damp cloth and if there is a tiny hole in that fake wood grain shit, the chipboard starts swelling.


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Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see,
and hear.
Since the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans
learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear... is less than one
millionth of reality.
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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Artnotwar]
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Oh shit have fun putting that shit together. I hope your girl helps you!


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Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see,
and hear.
Since the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans
learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear... is less than one
millionth of reality.
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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I guess I'm just unlucky, and bitter about it.

Btw, 400$ @ ikea= 400$ worth of meatballs. :rockon:

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I lost a bolt on a Poang chair like two years ago and still haven't found a replacement.  I think their hardware is proprietary or something...


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: badchad]
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It's metric.

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Gravija]
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Gravija said:
It's metric.


Does that mean its not at Home Depot?  Because I swear I've looked numerous times...


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Artnotwar]
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Artnotwar said:
Ikea is a rip off for the quality you get. But then again everything is these days. Things that are good quality just aren't worth buying at all.

You wipe your coffee table with a damp cloth and if there is a tiny hole in that fake wood grain shit, the chipboard starts swelling.


Ive found reinforcing their shit with your own hardware works tons better, although some times unnecessary.

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
Gravija said:
It's metric.


Does that mean its not at Home Depot?  Because I swear I've looked numerous times...


Dude, just go to Ikea and tell them you lost the piece.

They'll be happy to open one up and give it to you.

I've put shit together wrong and needed extra nuts/bolts/big hunks of wood numerous times.

They don't give a fuck.

I have the same chair, BTW.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
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love2shpongleIRL said:
You got to kick her more cash next time, that way she is out of the house longer. BTW tell her this bullshit qualifies for a steak and a blow job.


Haha.

She can have no money and wander that place for hours.

It's like the fourth-dimension for chicks.

If she could find a way she would move into the place.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
Dude, just go to Ikea and tell them you lost the piece.

They'll be happy to open one up and give it to you.

I've put shit together wrong and needed extra nuts/bolts/big hunks of wood numerous times.

They don't give a fuck.

I have the same chair, BTW.


Really?  last time I did that, I was directed to the "broken shit" section with instructions to look for bolts.  Maybe I'll give it another shot.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
badchad said:
Gravija said:
It's metric.


Does that mean its not at Home Depot?  Because I swear I've looked numerous times...


Dude, just go to Ikea and tell them you lost the piece.

They'll be happy to open one up and give it to you.

I've put shit together wrong and needed extra nuts/bolts/big hunks of wood numerous times.

They don't give a fuck.

I have the same chair, BTW.



If you do this, you can get meatballs. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Ikea stores scare the living shit out of me.

I literally will never set foot in Ikea ever again. That place is insane.

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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Gravija]
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Gravija said:
Then, in two years you will have the pleasure of throwing it all away because cheap crap breaks quickly and has zero resale value!

Yay, ikea!


The quality of some of their stuff is actually a shit ton better than it used to be. At least the stuff I have.


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Re: The Girlfriend Gets A 400-Dollar Ikea Budget [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
Gravija said:
Then, in two years you will have the pleasure of throwing it all away because cheap crap breaks quickly and has zero resale value!

Yay, ikea!


The quality of some of their stuff is actually a shit ton better than it used to be. At least the stuff I have.


x2


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RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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