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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Cj-B]
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Cj-B said:
audiophoenix said:
Blake_Shroom said:
http://mormon.org/missionaries/

Literally just sent invitations to the mormons to go visit my friends. pretty easy and funny as hell. those guys are so wacky


wow that's cleaver!


Bravo. Never woulda thought of that. :congrats:


lmao just sent out mormon request myself!

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Ghostwriter]
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Still don't understand why I did this.

>Walking home from school
>Go to park bathroom
>Piss all over toilet paper>
>Jizz in hand
>Rub on door handle
>Walk out
>Girl enters bathroom
>Horrific scream

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Shroomerited]
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Shroomerited said:
Still don't understand why I did this.

>Walking home from school
>Go to park bathroom
>Piss all over toilet paper>
>Jizz in hand
>Rub on door handle
>Walk out
>Girl enters bathroom
>Horrific scream


OH! I remember a good one I did now. Back when I was a freshman I was drunk and walking home from my friends party a 2 days before our annual town festival. I had to take a shit so I stopped off at the park where they held it and used their restroom. I simply took a shit on the floor and used a sharpie I had (I was doing a project earlier that night) to write "I could've hit the toilet but I've decided to leave something for all the nice kids who volunteered to help out during Blank Days." 2 days later when it started and people actually started using the public restroom instead of the nearby portapotties I passed by and they actually shut down the men's restroom for several hours.

4 years later I can't help but think "Holy shit I'm stupid when I'm drunk."


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Shroomerited]
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back in my counter strike glory days i used to go into random ventrilo servers that some dude set up for people to listen to him prank call people. he would take requests from people in the server for numbers to call along with a little background information about the people he was calling so he could make it believable. he would usually call and act all gangster and cuss out the poor people he called. anyway, i gave him my good friends number and told him what his name was and shit, so he called and started cussing him out talking about how my friend better get him his drugs or else he was in deep shit, stuff like that. my friend, and his whole family for that matter, is rather gullible (naive) and his mom ended up getting involved, talking to the dude on the phone and shit. they ended up calling the police and filing a report. it was so fucking funny hearing him tell the story at school the next couple days. i didn't confess until a couple of years later that i set it all up.

another little one that my friends and i pulled on the same kid was at a birthday sleepover or some shit. we had all the windows closed in the room we were sleeping in and the kid went to sleep early so we decided to fuck with him (i dunno about you guys but in my group of friends if you go to sleep before everyone else you are going to get fucked with). so we turned on a bunch of lights, with the windows still closed, to make it seem like it was morning and then woke the dude up telling him to hurry and get packed because his dad was outside waiting for him to pick him up. he gets up all disgruntled and starts packing his shit at like 4 am while we try not to bust out laughing. funny shit.

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Shroomerited]
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Shroomerited said:
Still don't understand why I did this.

>Walking home from school
>Go to park bathroom
>Piss all over toilet paper>
>Jizz in hand
>Rub on door handle
>Walk out
>Girl enters bathroom
>Horrific scream


ha, my mom is a school counseler at a middle school. so one summer during highschool i went there to help her out with shit. and i remember roaming the empty halls stoned as fuck on a frequent basis. now one day i had to piss really fucking bad. i was far away from the front office which had the only bathroom i had known. so i start racing down the hallways looking for a bathroom, and when i finally find one it is locked up, chains on the door and everything. so i was just like 'fuck it' and wipped my dick out and pissed on a bunch of the lockers.

idk what happend. but that experience was pretty cool where i could just walk around a school and do whatever the fuck i wanted. me and the principal's son got stoned on a couple of occasions and it was a fun time compared with how middle/high school usually is.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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haha ahh this tread is hilarious, some of these stories remind me of a few other things.

I was in middle school waiting for a friend to get done after school from some play rehearsal or some bullshit, as i am laying in this room full of music instruments i decided to whip out my dick and piss in the room for no apparent reason other than to lazy to walk to the bathroom.

Another time i remember my friend had a schizo brother and for some stupid reason we used to always fuck with him, and one day this kid took his chapstick and putt it all on his ass and pretty much shoved it in his ass and whipped it all over his ass with the cap off and gave it to his brother and his brother put it on and was like "wtf is that smell"

ahhhhh:lmao:

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Ghostwriter]
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Bwahahaha!!


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix]
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i got a bottle of some laxatives ive been meaning to add to a prank...

:shrug: i just dont have the balls to do it to anybody or know anybody that i would even do it to, i know i wouldnt want laxatives in my food lmao

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Ghostwriter]
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I think ipecac would be way more funny than laxative


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix]
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audiophoenix said:
I think ipecac would be way more funny than laxative


hahaha idk, maybe but i would feel horrible doing that to someone.

i HATE puking i would way rather have the shits than sitting there puking

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Ghostwriter]
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guess you would have to make sure it's someone you really fucking hate. You can't see someone take a nasty shit (unless you're a fucking creep), but you can see them throw up almost instantly.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Ghostwriter]
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I work on a tanker ship and when we're bored we make stuff like crab pots and fishing gear and regularly fish up lobsters and catch cod and mackerel.
That time we were moored at the dock in Halifax and I decided to put one of my crab pots in the water to see what I could catch (I use cans of kippered herring and bait), I let it soak for maybe 2 hours and I decide to pull it up. I had caught 11 medium sized crabs. They were really smelly, brown and black probably contaminated by all the shit floating around in the harbour so I not knowing what I would be making of them I set them aside for later.
I go back to my post on deck and tell Charlie I just caught 11 crabs and they stink like shit... he says " take em' to the locker room and stick em in some guys locker...!"
So during my break I took the crabs down and stuck them I the engine cadet's coveralls his boots the smaller ones in his gloves. I work the night shift so he would not be finding out until the morning.
So it goes like this... the cadet goes down to the locker room to gear up for the day puts on his cover-alls no problem puts on a boot, steps on a crab, fishes it out of his boot throws it in the garbage, second boot same thing, a bit puzzled he gets his hard hat and heads for the engine control room for morning briefing, walks in, sits down and crushes two stinky, pointy, dead crabs I put the back pockets of his cover alls. The 2nd engineer laughed so hard his pissed his pants. The crab juice went everywhere and the smell lingered for 10 days.

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Gotlib]
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Butt-Head said:
I work on a tanker ship and when we're bored we make stuff like crab pots and fishing gear and regularly fish up lobsters and catch cod and mackerel.
That time we were moored at the dock in Halifax and I decided to put one of my crab pots in the water to see what I could catch (I use cans of kippered herring and bait), I let it soak for maybe 2 hours and I decide to pull it up. I had caught 11 medium sized crabs. They were really smelly, brown and black probably contaminated by all the shit floating around in the harbour so I not knowing what I would be making of them I set them aside for later.
I go back to my post on deck and tell Charlie I just caught 11 crabs and they stink like shit... he says " take em' to the locker room and stick em in some guys locker...!"
So during my break I took the crabs down and stuck them I the engine cadet's coveralls his boots the smaller ones in his gloves. I work the night shift so he would not be finding out until the morning.
So it goes like this... the cadet goes down to the locker room to gear up for the day puts on his cover-alls no problem puts on a boot, steps on a crab, fishes it out of his boot throws it in the garbage, second boot same thing, a bit puzzled he gets his hard hat and heads for the engine control room for morning briefing, walks in, sits down and crushes two stinky, pointy, dead crabs I put the back pockets of his cover alls. The 2nd engineer laughed so hard his pissed his pants. The crab juice went everywhere and the smell lingered for 10 days.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix]
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A group of friends and I befriended a South Korean exchange student, Jeong, in high school. In my small town the newspaper does this thing in March where you look for clues in the newspaper to try and find this medallion. There's a cash prize and a tshirt and picture in the paper.

We got up super early before school one day to try to find it. We had no luck, gave up and went to school and later that day we found out that some seniors had found it. We asked them about the clues and where they found it and were a little bummed. But we never told Jeong.

At the end of the day we decided to make a fake medallion so we cut out a circle of cardboard and covered it in tinfoil and then got in the car and proceeded with the clues to try to "find" the medallion. We followed the clues like the seniors told us trying to make it seem like we were on the right track. We got to the building the real medallion was found in and we told Jeong and someone else to go look around the back while we went inside and planted our fake medallion. After that we kind of led Jeong into the right room and right place until we hear that he has found it. He was so excited that he was yelling "Oh my delicious" over and over again. It was so funny. He got so excited that we were afraid to tell him it was a prank.

SOoo we kept going along as if we had actually found it and took the medallion to the newspaper and told them how we found it and gave them our medallion. In the end we didn't get the cash prize but they let us have a tshirt for our efforts.

Jeong found out the next day and was pissed.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Michi Mi]
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haha that reminds me of the time i got the japanese foreign exchange student high for his first time.

He started sticking his head out the window and all this shit haha it was hilarious but he thought he was dying lol

i guess he never smoked again, we ended up leaving him at this park down the road from his house so he could walk home when he wasnt high anymore and he ended up calling people telling them i left him at some park and blah blah blah lmao

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Michi Mi]
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One time in high school, I was sitting in my buddy's room waiting for him to finish showering after he got off work.  I was messing around with paint on his computer since he only had dial-up at the time, and no games besides solitaire and mine sweeper.  I ended up drawing a smiley face with bloodshot eyes and a joint in his mouth.  (kind of like this :burnone::vaped:)  When he got out of the shower, we sat around trying to think of something to do.  After about an hour, we decided to print off the smiley face I had drawn and put it on some of our friends cars as a joke.  Since we wanted a full page image, and he was low on ink, we printed one sheet and drove to Kinko's to make a bunch of color copies. 

We spent the rest of the night driving all around town, looking for friends cars.  One friend of ours lived a couple of cities over used to go out and sit in his car to smoke weed multiple times each night.  We posted our picture on his windshield about a minute or two after he had finished a session.  He went back out a minute later to retrieve his lighter, saw our stoned smiley face, and got super paranoid thinking that his neighbors were spying on him and that they were sending him a message.  I saw him at work the next afternoon, and he was going on and on about how he was being watched.  I kept laughing at him all night when he brought it up until he asked me what was so funny about it.  I told him what we had done, he said he was relieved that it was just us and said that we got him good!

That was over 10 years ago, and he still brings it up to this day!

:lol:


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: BothHands]
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BothHands said:
Haha, that reminds me, when I went to middle school, there was an autistic boy who used to masturbate on the bus and throw the semen in the bus driver's hair.  A few friends and I could also convince him to throw it on other people, so he would always throw it on this bitch that I hated. :awesome:


haha that's fucking disgusting.

when I was like 10 years old, I put on this halloween mask, and hid in the linen closet right outside of the bathroom. my sister was taking a shower, (she was 8) so when she opened the door, I jumped out of the closet and screamed. she screamed at the top of her lungs, started running down the hallway, and ran face first into her bedroom door :lol:

another time my buddies played this epic prank on this douchebag friend of ours. Oh my god, it's a really long story so I'll try to keep it short.

a few people involved in this story. Jordan is the kid getting pranked. Pat and Henry are the prankers.

Henry dresses up in a trench coat and puts on a scary halloween mask. Him and Pat drive over to Jordans apartment at like 10 PM, and Henry hides near Jordans car. Pat texts Jordan asking him to come hang out, so when Jordan gets in his car to drive away, Henry jumps out in front of the car and screams at him.

Jordan starts screaming like a little girl, and he drives a stick shift, so he went to gas it real fast to get away, but ends up stalling the car. Henry starts sprinting towards the car and Jordan is just SCREAMING at the top of his lungs trying to start his car :lol:

So he gets it started, slams on the gas and flies out of the apartment complex. He texts Pat "OMG some rumpelstiltskin looking fucker tried to kill me!!"

turns out he called the police and they ended up coming to search around his apartment hahahah

2 days later they set up to prank him again. Omg this is so funny.

So we live by this area that is a a very narrow 2 way road, that winds through this really forested area for a couple of miles. anyway jordan swears there is this one like secret road or something, idk...but he always tries to find this one road that he swears is there.

Pat knows that he always drives down this one road in particular whenever he's out looking for this road (apparently he looked often). So a few of Henrys friends take him down to this spot, and drop him off. He's wearing the same trenchcoat and mask, but this time has a crowbar and a rope with him :lol:

pat and jordan are out driving at like midnight, looking for this road...pat texts henry to get ready, and as they drive down this street, henry is hiding behind some mailboxes, but steps out and starts swinging the crowbar at the car :lol:

Jordan again screams at the top of his lungs and floors his car. Pat told me they were going 50mph (10mph limit) and he was screaming "OH MY GOD DUDE! ITS THE SAME GUY! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! AHHHHHH!!!"

pat is like "What?!? what guy?! i didn't see anybody!"

Jordan goes "NO DUDE! I'M NOT IMAGINING THIS!"

pat is just like "uhh...idk dude I didn't see anybody, what are you talking about??"

so now Jordan is just FREAKING out, he starts hyperventilating and crying :lol:

he dropped pat off back at home, but apparently jordan didn't sleep the entire night! haahaha


henry told me that he was going to scare him again, and went to this one bridge that leads out of the forested area. anyway, this car rolls up, and henry thought it was jordan again, so he walks up close to the car holding this crowbar and rope, and the people see him and just floor it outta there :lol:

i love pranks


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