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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Deltron3030]
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Deltron3030 said:
fuel on the fire said:
I used to scare the shit out of my family when i was like 10 by tying these firecrackers (where its 2 strings attatched to each end of the firecracker, when you pull them apart it goes bang) to doors, drawers, and cabinets so when you open them you hear a loud bang.



damn, one time one of my friends somehow put a small firecracker inside a cig. i asked him for one and he gave me it, and it scared the shit out of me when it popped. i got kind of pissed, but it was still pretty funny looking back on it.



haha one time when i was in a band we took those little balls in the fireworks that pop alot and put a bunch in the end of a cig of our drummer and he lit that bitch up inside and it exploded everywhere lmao, ahh those were the times

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Deltron3030]
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Deltron3030 said:
fuel on the fire said:
I used to scare the shit out of my family when i was like 10 by tying these firecrackers (where its 2 strings attatched to each end of the firecracker, when you pull them apart it goes bang) to doors, drawers, and cabinets so when you open them you hear a loud bang.



damn, one time one of my friends somehow put a small firecracker inside a cig. i asked him for one and he gave me it, and it scared the shit out of me when it popped. i got kind of pissed, but it was still pretty funny looking back on it.



I have yet to see the exploding cigar, but now that you have reminded me I will need to do this to one of my friends :datass:



this prank makes me laugh really hard too


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix]
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audiophoenix said:
That's turrible just turrible. But we were all dicks in middle school



Haha, yeah, middle school kids are the fucking devil.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: BothHands]
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:nothingtoadd:

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Deltron3030]
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Deltron3030 said:
i once broke into someone's house. tied up the father and children and made them watch me rape the mother anally. i then set fire to the house, but not before i raided their fridge for a leftover potroast and some kettle chips.

i love pranks.



:discorex:


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Kada]
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I got shitfaced with some mates and me and my buddy decided we would put



on the toilet at friends place.

Someone sat on it and started shitting. Too drunk to realize it at all

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I made someone smoke a chunk of chocolate once convincing him it was opium. He even enjoyed it telling me it tasted awesome and he was starting to feel high :lolsy: (not a dick move because he smoked 100€ worth of crack of MY MONEY and I never saw any)

Edited by Beanhead (12/05/11 03:52 PM)

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Kada]
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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Beanhead]
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Beanhead said:
I got shitfaced with some mates and me and my buddy decided we would put



on the toilet at friends place.

Someone sat on it and started shitting. Too drunk to realize it at all

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I made someone smoke a chunk of chocolate once convincing him it was opium. He even enjoyed it telling me it tasted awesome and he was starting to feel high :lolsy: (not a dick move because he smoked 100€ worth of crack of MY MONEY and I never saw any)




I did this once , then got drunk and forgot and pissed on it...

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Inconspicuous]
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best prank ive ever done was when i was in middle school. i filled a super soaker with gasoline and went to this kids house who had egged my house i had one of those giant matches tapped to the barrel and when i sprayed the gas it was like a mini flame thrower. so i went to his backyard and burnt his basketball hoop the backboard and net and some other shit like skateboards ha kinda harsh but he egged my house.
:wtfsonic:


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Inconspicuous] * 3
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One time me and a group of friends snuck into a friend of ours' house at night before he got home. This of course was on his birthday. Then we waited until he got home. When he opened to door he was with a girl. We then all jumped up and shouted surprised and held him down and peed on him while we repeatedly raped and beat his girlfriend. :highfive:


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: You Agree]
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You Agree said:
One time me and a group of friends snuck into a friend of ours' house at night before he got home. This of course was on his birthday. Then we waited until he got home. When he opened to door he was with a girl. We then all jumped up and shouted surprised and held him down and peed on him while we repeatedly raped and beat his girlfriend. :highfive:



:loldongs:

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Ghostwriter]
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In my junior year there was this one asshole in my gym class that would ALWAYS spray a fuckton of axe on himself after he sweated even the slightest bit. So once I brought a can of neon green spray paint and grabbed a small nozzle and left it in my backpack. I asked to go to the restroom one day and went back into the locker room grabbed his axe (I had asked the guy stuck next to him to memorize his locker combo) went and sprayed all the axe into the sink before affixing the nozzle and the spray paint and transferring the paint into the axe canister...It was a truly wonderful moment watching that asshole douse himself with spray paint. Especially since he'd also do a once over of his hair before spraying his body.


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"I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Cj-B] * 1
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Cj-B said:
In my junior year there was this one asshole in my gym class that would ALWAYS spray a fuckton of axe on himself after he sweated even the slightest bit. So once I brought a can of neon green spray paint and grabbed a small nozzle and left it in my backpack. I asked to go to the restroom one day and went back into the locker room grabbed his axe (I had asked the guy stuck next to him to memorize his locker combo) went and sprayed all the axe into the sink before affixing the nozzle and the spray paint and transferring the paint into the axe canister...It was a truly wonderful moment watching that asshole douse himself with spray paint. Especially since he'd also do a once over of his hair before spraying his body.



How the hell did you transfer spraypaint from a spray can into an axe can? Did you bring compressed propellant as well along with a small manufacturing plant to use the raw materials of the used up can to construct a new one full of a different substance?


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: withoutawire] * 1
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withoutawire said:
In 8th grade we went to space camp and jizzw was wiped in this kids hair about five times over the course of a night.


Prank, or evil? I don't know. I think it's hilarious since he's such a bitch to this day.



Ahh, nothing more bromantic than a bunch of boys jerking off next to each other into their hands to wipe it on some bitches head. :laugh2:

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: You Agree]
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You Agree said:
Cj-B said:
In my junior year there was this one asshole in my gym class that would ALWAYS spray a fuckton of axe on himself after he sweated even the slightest bit. So once I brought a can of neon green spray paint and grabbed a small nozzle and left it in my backpack. I asked to go to the restroom one day and went back into the locker room grabbed his axe (I had asked the guy stuck next to him to memorize his locker combo) went and sprayed all the axe into the sink before affixing the nozzle and the spray paint and transferring the paint into the axe canister...It was a truly wonderful moment watching that asshole douse himself with spray paint. Especially since he'd also do a once over of his hair before spraying his body.



How the hell did you transfer spraypaint from a spray can into an axe can? Did you bring compressed propellant as well along with a small manufacturing plant to use the raw materials of the used up can to construct a new one full of a different substance?




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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: You Agree]
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You Agree said:
Cj-B said:
In my junior year there was this one asshole in my gym class that would ALWAYS spray a fuckton of axe on himself after he sweated even the slightest bit. So once I brought a can of neon green spray paint and grabbed a small nozzle and left it in my backpack. I asked to go to the restroom one day and went back into the locker room grabbed his axe (I had asked the guy stuck next to him to memorize his locker combo) went and sprayed all the axe into the sink before affixing the nozzle and the spray paint and transferring the paint into the axe canister...It was a truly wonderful moment watching that asshole douse himself with spray paint. Especially since he'd also do a once over of his hair before spraying his body.



How the hell did you transfer spraypaint from a spray can into an axe can? Did you bring compressed propellant as well along with a small manufacturing plant to use the raw materials of the used up can to construct a new one full of a different substance?



:maximumtrolling:....or at least it would've been had a dumbass come across it and believed it first. Killjoy. Actually the only worthwhile pranks I ever pulled in highschool were the old crickets in a library trick and downloading viruses onto a bunch of computers. My school was really uncreative when it came to pranks.


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
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http://mormon.org/missionaries/

Literally just sent invitations to the mormons to go visit my friends. pretty easy and funny as hell. those guys are so wacky

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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix]
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I just remembered that I pulled a prank a few years back when I worked overnights at a hotel.

I got 3 really cheap watches and set an alarm to go off all at the same time every day, about an hour after my manager and the rest of the front desk got to work. I took the bands off of them and unscrewed the face plates of some strategic cable and internet jacks and stuffed the watches in around the front desk and in my managers office.

I ended up seeing a notice on the bulletin board saying "whoever left their watch somewhere in the front of house, the alarm is going off every day and we can't find it. If it belongs to you please remove it from the building"


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: Blake_Shroom]
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Blake_Shroom said:
http://mormon.org/missionaries/

Literally just sent invitations to the mormons to go visit my friends. pretty easy and funny as hell. those guys are so wacky



wow that's cleaver!


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Re: Best pranks you have pulled, or have been pulled on you [Re: audiophoenix]
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audiophoenix said:
Blake_Shroom said:
http://mormon.org/missionaries/

Literally just sent invitations to the mormons to go visit my friends. pretty easy and funny as hell. those guys are so wacky



wow that's cleaver!



Bravo. Never woulda thought of that. :congrats:


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