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Funny story from when I was a kid
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Okay so I was about 13 and me and my family were about to go to Texas for two weeks too see the ocean and all that stuff. So my mom goes to the bank to deposit some money, she uses a deposit slip that I had found the day before and I had written "help I've been kidnapped on it" and was showing it to random cars on the road. Any way I forgot all about writing that on there and she used that exact same deposit slip in the drive through. It took nearly thirty minutes to get out of the drive thru because it turned out that one of the tellers saw what I had written and called the police.
    We get home at about 4:00 and were about twenty minutes from leaving to Texas for two weeks. Out of no where the police call my moms cell phone asking where she is and if she's okay. And we have no idea what they're talking about till they say that the teller called them about the deposit slip.
Apparently for over the past two hours almost all the police in my town are looking for us along with the FBI and they also called my dad who lives in another town and all of my grandparents. Total freekin disaster! But the cool thing is I didn't even get in trouble.
    At least they figured out we weren't really kidnapped before we disappeared to Texas lmao. That would have been some wild shit.

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Re: <span>Funny story from when<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-Highlight-BackgroundColor="magenta"> I </span>was a k<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-Highlight-BackgroundColor="magenta">i</span>d</span> [Re: LoganDavidBaker]
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LoganDavidBaker said:
Okay so I was about 13 and me and my family were about to go to Texas for two weeks too see the ocean and all that stuff. So my mom goes to the bank to deposit some money, she uses a deposit slip that I had found the day before and I had written "help I've been kidnapped on it" and was showing it to random cars on the road. Any way I forgot all about writing that on there and she used that exact same deposit slip in the drive through. It took nearly thirty minutes to get out of the drive thru because it turned out that one of the tellers saw what I had written and called the police.
    We get home at about 4:00 and were about twenty minutes from leaving to Texas for two weeks. Out of no where the police call my moms cell phone asking where she is and if she's okay. And we have no idea what they're talking about till they say that the teller called them about the deposit slip.
Apparently for over the past two hours almost all the police in my town are looking for us along with the FBI and they also called my dad who lives in another town and all of my grandparents. Total freekin disaster! But the cool thing is I didn't even get in trouble.
    At least they figured out we weren't really kidnapped before we disappeared to Texas lmao. That would have been some wild shit.



Ahahaha thats great :laugh2:


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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: LoganDavidBaker]
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i'm just amazed that you went to texas for the beach. i know there is a coast there, it's just the last place i would think of when hitting the beach, but then again i live on the oregon coast.

i never sent a kidnap note to a bank, but i did call in ---- threats to my school and friend's schools when i was a kid. i don't do that shit anymore, only as a child.

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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It's the closest place to us lol. The beach kinda sucked though. Full of jelly fish too so I refused to get in.

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: LoganDavidBaker]
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that sucks, we have very few jellyfish here, and they aren't toxic. a surfer got attacked by a 15 foot great white though a few days ago at newport south beach. he was fine, but his board got destroyed. that's why i stick to skimboarding, although if i don't turn on the wave just right, i can end up in some deep water. it's probably not deep enough for a shark, but it's still scary as hell knowing they're out there. i don't like sharks!

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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lol kinda reminds me of when my car windows were foggy and I wrote "HELP" all over the back windows. My friend got pulled over. LOL

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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passifloracaerulea said:
that sucks, we have very few jellyfish here, and they aren't toxic. a surfer got attacked by a 15 foot great white though a few days ago at newport south beach. he was fine, but his board got destroyed. that's why i stick to skimboarding, although if i don't turn on the wave just right, i can end up in some deep water. it's probably not deep enough for a shark, but it's still scary as hell knowing they're out there. i don't like sharks!



i figured this post needeed the picture to go along with it.

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: LoganDavidBaker]
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LoganDavidBaker said:
Okay so I was about 13 and me and my family were about to go to Texas for two weeks too see the ocean and all that stuff. So my mom goes to the bank to deposit some money, she uses a deposit slip that I had found the day before and I had written "help I've been kidnapped on it" and was showing it to random cars on the road. Any way I forgot all about writing that on there and she used that exact same deposit slip in the drive through. It took nearly thirty minutes to get out of the drive thru because it turned out that one of the tellers saw what I had written and called the police.
    We get home at about 4:00 and were about twenty minutes from leaving to Texas for two weeks. Out of no where the police call my moms cell phone asking where she is and if she's okay. And we have no idea what they're talking about till they say that the teller called them about the deposit slip.
Apparently for over the past two hours almost all the police in my town are looking for us along with the FBI and they also called my dad who lives in another town and all of my grandparents. Total freekin disaster! But the cool thing is I didn't even get in trouble.
    At least they figured out we weren't really kidnapped before we disappeared to Texas lmao. That would have been some wild shit.



holy

wow

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: Best In The World]
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Changsta said:
lol kinda reminds me of when my car windows were foggy and I wrote "HELP" all over the back windows. My friend got pulled over. LOL



LOL

it's a good thing police are like that though. There have been actual kidnapping cases where people write help notes, the police find them throw them away, then the victim gets raped or whatever. some police are pathetic. if I had help written on my car I'd want to get pulled over also.


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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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passifloracaerulea said:
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passifloracaerulea said:
that sucks, we have very few jellyfish here, and they aren't toxic. a surfer got attacked by a 15 foot great white though a few days ago at newport south beach. he was fine, but his board got destroyed. that's why i stick to skimboarding, although if i don't turn on the wave just right, i can end up in some deep water. it's probably not deep enough for a shark, but it's still scary as hell knowing they're out there. i don't like sharks!



i figured this post needeed the picture to go along with it.



That's fucking scary. If that happened to me I wouldn't have time for pictures because I'd be too busy crying and cleaning a load out of my pants in the back of my car. :tongue2:

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Re: Funny story from when I was a kid [Re: LoganDavidBaker]
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yeah, me too. that's why i only surf the shore break. surfers seem pretty fearless for the most part. they say it's worth it for the rush of catching a wave, but i've been out far and done just that, and all i could think about were the sharks, catching the first possible wave, and getting my ass back to shore! then again i don't even like swimming in creeks unless i can see everything in the water below and around me. i guess i'm just prone to panic easily.

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