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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: daiy]
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I would get fired on the first day. :tongue:


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FractalDust] * 1
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I bought an adidas shirt today and almost got a Tigers shirt but it was
big even for a small so I was not confident that it would shrink up nicely
so I didnt get that one.

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: DeadHearts] * 1
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DeadHearts said:
I bought an adidas shirt today and almost got a Tigers shirt but it was
big even for a small so I was not confident that it would shrink up nicely
so I didnt get that one.


I never thought you would be one to like being a walking billboard for the corporations.


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FractalDust]
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Speaking of change.  My housemate has so much change on the floor. I open up my housemate's room and it's just nothing but pennies, dimes and nickles on the carpet.  Jesus Christ, just put it into a cup like any sane human.


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FractalDust]
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FractalDust said:
DeadHearts said:
I bought an adidas shirt today and almost got a Tigers shirt but it was
big even for a small so I was not confident that it would shrink up nicely
so I didnt get that one.


I never thought you would be one to like being a walking billboard for the corporations.



In one way or another most people are but that should not
suggest that we all buy into the bullshit system that is crippling the world.

I like their shirts :shrug:

If you want to fully engage in this topic let us start a thread?

:strokebeard:

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
In one way or another most people are but that should not
suggest that we all buy into the bullshit system that is crippling the world.

I like their shirts :shrug:

If you want to fully engage in this topic let us start a thread?

:strokebeard:


Naw I'm good. Would be an interesting thread though.


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: automan]
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automan said:
I stopped by my local gas station this morning and bought a bottle of water.


cool story bro


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FractalDust]
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Well Im going to make a thread out of this a little latter because this would
be an interesting topic..

:heart:

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: The Ecstatic]
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The Ecstatic said:
like I seriously hear that foo fighters song in my head and my
angry sadistic alter ego begins to emerge.


Which one?

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: shLong]
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One time me and my buddy buddy (lol) were waiting in line at best buy, and this was around the time of chris brown bitch slapping rihanna. Anyway theres a picture of her on the cover and he says to me "whatever. That ho probablly deserved it". And lightning fast this damn near 70 y/o woman turns around and slaps him. Was damn near the funniest shit i'd ever seen.


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FractalDust]
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FractalDust said:
I used to save all my change in a big jar and cash it out when it was full, now I do that with ones.


exactly!  I never pull out a single or any change.  just annoying.  I always have stacks of ones and jugs of change at home.  Plus it feels like free money when you take it to the bank!


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said:
One time me and my buddy buddy (lol) were waiting in line at best buy, and this was around the time of chris brown bitch slapping rihanna. Anyway theres a picture of her on the cover and he says to me "whatever. That ho probablly deserved it". And lightning fast this damn near 70 y/o woman turns around and slaps him. Was damn near the funniest shit i'd ever seen.


Ironic, ehh?


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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If I was working there, I would have told her no. Just straight up "no."  And when my manager comes around asking me why, I'd tell him no too. That's worth getting fired over :thumbup:

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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FeedingMyDreams said:
After about 5-6 minutes of this, the machine ends and the price comes up.  Now she's reaching for her check book.  At that time I just lay the exact amount for my soda and leave.



that really bugs the shit out of me too.  when some woman has is standing at the register, waiting for the clerk to ring up  her endless pile of stuff and give her the total. and after the grand total finally comes, it FINALLY dawns on her that she has to pay for all this somehow and proceeds to spend the next five minutes of everyone elses time digging thru her bag for her checkbook and writing up a check..

why don't people realize they're gonna have to pay for something beforehand? rather than just standing there spacing out like a retard for the few minutes it takes for the clerk to ring them up, why can't they spend that free time digging through their giant old lady purse, finding the checkbook, finding the pen, and writing up the check? they already know the name of the store, they already know what day it is, they already know how to write their signature..so why can't they can fill out everything but the amount until the clerk tells them how much they owe? 

its petty as fuck but i can't help it.  i'm diseased with spotting inefficiencies everywhere and dying to point out to people just how much time or energy or whatever that they're wasting.  this particular case doesn't matter at all unless there are people waiting in line behind the perpetrator, but there always are people waiting. otherwise no one would have ever noticed this peeve in the first place.

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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I had a friend who worked a hood sto and on Fridays people would come in to cash their paychecks and spend 75% on lottery and the rest on malt liquor.

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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: Tangerines]
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Lottery = Stupid Tax

Take that money and make some more money with it.


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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FeedingMyDreams said:
Speaking of change.  My housemate has so much change on the floor. I open up my housemate's room and it's just nothing but pennies, dimes and nickles on the carpet.  Jesus Christ, just put it into a cup like any sane human.



I put my coins in a folgers tin. :laugh:


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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As someone who sells lottery tickets daily, it pays to buy tickets in the $300 they come in.
People play for the big prize, which is why 8/10 times people will purchase more tickets with any winnings they have.

:shrug:


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Re: So I Was Behind This Lady... [Re: Deekay]
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Deekay said:
As someone who sells lottery tickets daily, it pays to buy tickets in the $300 they come in.
People play for the big prize, which is why 8/10 times people will purchase more tickets with any winnings they have.

:shrug:


The government always wins for a reason.

They never announce, "hey we're losing money on this lottery thing."

It's more like, "The Virginia Lottery Is The Only Reason Why We Have Schools."


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