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Poptart

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Chuck norris Jokes

#14712008 - 07/03/11 05:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

When chuck norris pours milk on rice crispy treats, they shut the fuck up

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STR80180
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: Poptart]
#14712011 - 07/03/11 05:30 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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LoveYourLife
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: Poptart]
#14712014 - 07/03/11 05:30 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck Norris is so serious, when people make jokes about him, they don't even laugh anymore.

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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: LoveYourLife]
#14712036 - 07/03/11 05:35 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Under Chuck Norris's bear, there isn't a chin. It's another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't write books. The words just assemble themselves out of fear.

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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Caine
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: LoveYourLife]
#14712040 - 07/03/11 05:36 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

This is so 2008 :smirk:

:smirk:

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Katzenjammer
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: LoveYourLife]
#14712066 - 07/03/11 05:43 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I see what you did there.
Chuck Norris still doesn't stand a chance against this guy:

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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: Caine]
#14712582 - 07/03/11 08:00 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Caine said:

This is so 2008

More like so 2004.

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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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sunset_mission
Entheonaut

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#14712714 - 07/03/11 08:28 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris only needs 1 Dragonball to make a wish.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called the islands.

:winning:

:winning:

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THE MOUTH OF THE VOID IS GOD-WIDE

THE EYE OF THE CREATOR IS VOID-WIDE

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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#14712736 - 07/03/11 08:34 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

WakeboardrB said:

Caine said:

This is so 2008

More like so 2004.

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SuicidalWinds
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14712749 - 07/03/11 08:37 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Mad_Larkin said:

WakeboardrB said:

Caine said:

This is so 2008

More like so 2004.

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DeadHearts

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

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#14712761 - 07/03/11 08:40 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

sunset_mission said:

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris only needs 1 Dragonball to make a wish.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called the islands.

LOL, thos are good ones...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door..

Chuck Norris doesnt cut his grass he dares it to grow..

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MilkdudTitties
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: DeadHearts]
#14712818 - 07/03/11 08:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck norris got the shit kicked out of him

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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: MilkdudTitties]

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#14712839 - 07/03/11 09:00 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Eh whatever. Chuck Norris lived past the age of 32, so he's clearly the winner.

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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Poid
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: MilkdudTitties]
#14712848 - 07/03/11 09:02 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

When Chuck Norris jumps in a swimming pool, he doesn't get wet..the swimming pool gets Chuck Norrised.

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fungivore
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: Poid]
#14712877 - 07/03/11 09:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck Norris jokes don't get old; they get better.

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"His job is to shed light
And not to master."

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dshow
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: fungivore]
#14712917 - 07/03/11 09:21 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

ask me about my thing down under

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TRIP on this :wink:

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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15013229/page/1

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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: dshow]
#14713793 - 07/04/11 12:51 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

You guys know that Dos equis guy? They basically did the same thing to him that they did to chuck norris.

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the bizzle
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: MilkdudTitties]
#14713799 - 07/04/11 12:53 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

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MY HAIR IS A BIRD
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Edited by the bizzle (07/04/11 01:00 AM)

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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: the bizzle]
#14715564 - 07/04/11 12:36 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck Norris isn't scared of cancer, cancer is scared of Chuck Norris.

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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Angel_Above
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Re: Chuck norris Jokes

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#14715606 - 07/04/11 12:43 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

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