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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Well?

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xFrockx] * 1
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All of it, they are industrious creatures.


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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Doc_T]
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How do you know they would finish off the wood?

And I don't know what woodchucks you know, but the humble whistle pigs I'm acquainted with don't do much more than lounge in the grass, eating fresh grass shoots and windfallen fruit.

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xFrockx] * 1
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Precisely 1.827 cords of wood per hour

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xFrockx]
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xFrockx said:
And I don't know what woodchucks you know,


Marmots, a sort of high altitude rockchuck, they live above treeline.


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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xFrockx]
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xFrockx said:
Well?



Too difficult to say.  Not having one handy.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xFrockx] * 1
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It's a function of the density altitude, compartment partial pressure, and the modulus of elasticity as computed against the cube root of the differential in the sheer stress at the apex of the tensile curve in the quantized probability density tensor of the system's non-abelian hamiltonian in the momentum-invariant regime. :yesnod:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
It's a function of the density altitude, compartment partial pressure, and the modulus of elasticity as computed against the cube root of the differential in the sheer stress at the apex of the tensile curve in the quantized probability density tensor of the system's non-abelian hamiltonian in the momentum-invariant regime. :yesnod:


Or about 8 pounds.


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
It's a function of the density altitude, compartment partial pressure, and the modulus of elasticity as computed against the cube root of the differential in the sheer stress at the apex of the tensile curve in the quantized probability density tensor of the system's non-abelian hamiltonian in the momentum-invariant regime. :yesnod:


But did you tighten the high compression lug nuts?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Icelander]
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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to knock all the seeds out of a watermelon?

I consider this question about par with most philosophical questions, by the way.


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to knock all the seeds out of a watermelon?

I consider this question about par with most philosophical questions, by the way.


What is an example of another philosophical question that you consider on par with this one?


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Live your Life! :heart:

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: 4896744]
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First of all, that wasn't a philosophical question and I just went through the first page and a half of threads here and haven't found what I consider to be a philosophical question.  But for a classic example I would say "What is beauty?"  Imma think some more on this.  You can probably tell I'm not a big fan of navel gazing about nonsense.


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xFrockx]
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xFrockx said:
Well?


Well what?
Turn it sideways and you have a tunnel.
Dig deeper and you will find new earth.
Dig deep enough and you can have a well.
Well?


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: LunarEclipse]
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Who was that guy to failed to dig a well?


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Who was that guy to failed to dig a well?


Well how do you espect me to know that?

How much chuck did Chuck the butcher grind?

When the densist axes you why do you grind

Your teats

You will say

WTF?


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: LunarEclipse]
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White boy wanting to be a home boi? (Please - no more Vanilla Ice-Ice, baby!

Do not deny your Aryanhead heritage! :nono:


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to knock all the seeds out of a watermelon?

I consider this question about par with most philosophical questions, by the way.


:lol:

I'm sure there are plenty of correct answers.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Icelander]
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much as a wood chuck chucking wood chucks when chucking all the wood that it could.


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
zappaisgod said:
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to knock all the seeds out of a watermelon?

I consider this question about par with most philosophical questions, by the way.


:lol:

I'm sure there are plenty of correct answers.


There can be only one.  It is "Yes".


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Re: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
First of all, that wasn't a philosophical question and I just went through the first page and a half of threads here and haven't found what I consider to be a philosophical question.  But for a classic example I would say "What is beauty?"  Imma think some more on this.  You can probably tell I'm not a big fan of navel gazing about nonsense.


Not all philosophy is stupid shit like that.  That's just a matter of definition or psychology anyways.

About the forum: I agree that much of it is bullshit, but then most of the people here seem to not have any knowledge of philosophy and the forum resembles pothead ramblings for the most part, though there are interesting issues brought up. I guess it depends on your exposure: I imagine if you hadn't considered some of the underlying themse before then some of the stuff here would seem interesting, but if your familiar with some philosophy you can identify a lot of the usual threads as bullshit or just a simple issue of arbitrary answer.

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