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Do you think a deer would ever attack a person?
    #14507265 - 05/24/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

???????????????


i saw a deer earlier by my woods with its two baby tiny deers.     

i was wondering if the deer would ever attack someone going near its babies.   

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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14507276 - 05/24/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i've been attacked by one, so yes.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14507279 - 05/24/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you can sleep with a baby deer cause i seen pris do it

but other deers will get buck wild son


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14507281 - 05/24/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That deer would eat your lunch.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Sticky Green]
    #14507286 - 05/24/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Heard of deers ramming cars, no lie.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2] * 2
    #14507301 - 05/24/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah they can kill a man with their antlers, that's why we hunt them so they dont overrun cities in hordes............ looting and raping indiscriminately.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Alabama Slim]
    #14507325 - 05/24/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: SlashOZ]
    #14507389 - 05/24/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i've been attacked by one, so yes.




So have I. That fucker beat the ever living shit out of me. Black eyes, broken nose, dislocated shoulder, huge lacerations on my chest, etc etc.

Deer can be VICIOUS when they perceive a threat.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14507403 - 05/24/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't bucks attack people all the time? I'm sure females are significantly less aggressive, but I wouldn't doubt one would attack you if you get near it's children. Even geese will come after if you get near their ducklings (obviously completely different, just making a point about motherly instincts).


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14507411 - 05/24/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

'goslings'


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14507418 - 05/24/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ever heard the expression "Buckwild"


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14507440 - 05/24/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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'goslings'




I knew there was a word for it, I just couldn't remember what it was :thumbup:


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14507461 - 05/24/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Don't bucks attack people all the time? I'm sure females are significantly less aggressive, but I wouldn't doubt one would attack you if you get near it's children. Even geese will come after if you get near their ducklings (obviously completely different, just making a point about motherly instincts).




I've been attacked by geese too. In fact, every time I go fishing at the pond near my house, I get chased by geese. They're pretty fuckin intimidating for only being 20 pounds.

This all happened when I was 15 or 16. My grandpa and I were squirrel hunting. I fired a shot and out of nowhere a huge buck just charged the fuck out of me. Stood up on it's back legs and pummeled me relentlessly until my grandpa fired off enough shots to scare it away.  He was only about 30 feet from me, but he couldn't much. We both had .22 magnum rifles, so shooting the deer would have been pretty pointless. According to him, he was starting to aim for the deer, but the fuckin thing was pretty much beating the fuck out of me, he held his fire so he didn't shoot me accidentally.

After I got up dazed and bleeding, I emptied about 4 magazines out of his colt 1911. Didn't hit shit but trees, but I was pissed off, so it was necessary.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Cherk]
    #14508484 - 05/25/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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cherokee said:
you can sleep with a baby deer cause i seen pris do it

but other deers will get buck wild son




that's only the slutty deer that get buck wild



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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14508488 - 05/25/11 05:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Pretty much all animals will attack you when protecting their young, its animal instinct and nessacery for the continuation of life.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: nice1]
    #14508496 - 05/25/11 05:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Deer kill tons of people, especially when you hit them on the highway.  But yah they are pretty evil if you get between them and their young.

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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #14508527 - 05/25/11 05:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

deer are more dangerous during rut


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Alabama Slim]
    #14508576 - 05/25/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah they can kill a man with their antlers, that's why we hunt them so they dont overrun cities in hordes............ looting and raping indiscriminately.



:lolsy:

Seriously a deer can fuck someone up.


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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14508830 - 05/25/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The fawns are sooo cute...I found this one on my last shroom hunting trip...






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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14508835 - 05/25/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

for some reason when you hit them with a car, and they get stuck in your winsheild... they want to kick you to death. i just dont get it


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