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Do you think a deer would ever attack a person?
#14507265 - 05/24/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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???????????????
i saw a deer earlier by my woods with its two baby tiny deers.
i was wondering if the deer would ever attack someone going near its babies.
Edited by skatealex2 (05/24/11 10:25 PM)
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
#14507276 - 05/24/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i've been attacked by one, so yes.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
#14507279 - 05/24/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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you can sleep with a baby deer cause i seen pris do it
but other deers will get buck wild son
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
#14507281 - 05/24/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That deer would eat your lunch.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Sticky Green]
#14507286 - 05/24/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Heard of deers ramming cars, no lie.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2] 2
#14507301 - 05/24/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah they can kill a man with their antlers, that's why we hunt them so they dont overrun cities in hordes............ looting and raping indiscriminately.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Alabama Slim]
#14507325 - 05/24/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: SlashOZ]
#14507389 - 05/24/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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SlashOZ said: i've been attacked by one, so yes.
So have I. That fucker beat the ever living shit out of me. Black eyes, broken nose, dislocated shoulder, huge lacerations on my chest, etc etc.
Deer can be VICIOUS when they perceive a threat.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#14507403 - 05/24/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't bucks attack people all the time? I'm sure females are significantly less aggressive, but I wouldn't doubt one would attack you if you get near it's children. Even geese will come after if you get near their ducklings (obviously completely different, just making a point about motherly instincts).
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: F0SS1L]
#14507411 - 05/24/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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'goslings'
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: F0SS1L]
#14507418 - 05/24/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ever heard the expression "Buckwild"
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Doc_T]
#14507440 - 05/24/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: 'goslings'
I knew there was a word for it, I just couldn't remember what it was
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: F0SS1L]
#14507461 - 05/24/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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F0SS1L said: Don't bucks attack people all the time? I'm sure females are significantly less aggressive, but I wouldn't doubt one would attack you if you get near it's children. Even geese will come after if you get near their ducklings (obviously completely different, just making a point about motherly instincts).
I've been attacked by geese too. In fact, every time I go fishing at the pond near my house, I get chased by geese. They're pretty fuckin intimidating for only being 20 pounds.
This all happened when I was 15 or 16. My grandpa and I were squirrel hunting. I fired a shot and out of nowhere a huge buck just charged the fuck out of me. Stood up on it's back legs and pummeled me relentlessly until my grandpa fired off enough shots to scare it away. He was only about 30 feet from me, but he couldn't much. We both had .22 magnum rifles, so shooting the deer would have been pretty pointless. According to him, he was starting to aim for the deer, but the fuckin thing was pretty much beating the fuck out of me, he held his fire so he didn't shoot me accidentally.
After I got up dazed and bleeding, I emptied about 4 magazines out of his colt 1911. Didn't hit shit but trees, but I was pissed off, so it was necessary.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Cherk]
#14508484 - 05/25/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cherokee said: you can sleep with a baby deer cause i seen pris do it
but other deers will get buck wild son
that's only the slutty deer that get buck wild
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
#14508488 - 05/25/11 05:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pretty much all animals will attack you when protecting their young, its animal instinct and nessacery for the continuation of life.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: nice1]
#14508496 - 05/25/11 05:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Deer kill tons of people, especially when you hit them on the highway. But yah they are pretty evil if you get between them and their young.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Irishdrunk]
#14508527 - 05/25/11 05:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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deer are more dangerous during rut
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Alabama Slim]
#14508576 - 05/25/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Alabama Slim said: Yeah they can kill a man with their antlers, that's why we hunt them so they dont overrun cities in hordes............ looting and raping indiscriminately.

Seriously a deer can fuck someone up.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14508830 - 05/25/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The fawns are sooo cute...I found this one on my last shroom hunting trip...

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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
#14508835 - 05/25/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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for some reason when you hit them with a car, and they get stuck in your winsheild... they want to kick you to death. i just dont get it
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14508840 - 05/25/11 08:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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did you have sex with it?
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Salomon]
#14508849 - 05/25/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah that's why I scribbled out my face...not...I did pet it, chilled with it for about 15 minutes...then picked it up gave it a pat on it's butt and it scampered off.
The picture with me is with my self-timer on my camera.
Maybe I'll upload another pic in a second.
Do you think it is a bad thing to have petted it?
I think it will be fine.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14508863 - 05/25/11 08:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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it'll be fine, they're born without a scent so predators cant smell them and it's best to leave them undisturbed but petting one does no harm
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14508870 - 05/25/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ahh hell, yeah THANKS PRIS! I do feel better now about my deer encounter. It was an amazing wildlife experience!!! for sure
I saw what could have been the mother deer about an hour before I hiked up on the baby. The possible mother deer took off in the opposite direction of where I found the baby. If it was the mother whitetail - it was small in my opinion it seemed like a juvenile deer.

This is what it looked like from a slight distance with my crappier camera. See it in between the palm trees...

hmmm
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14508882 - 05/25/11 08:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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part of the survival instinct is for the fawns to lie motionless so they dont attract attention, the mothers often make sure they're seen and run to draw predators away from that easy meal. it's not unusual for a fawn to be left for several hours to a couple of days
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14508898 - 05/25/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, wow, that's definitely what it was doing. It was lying motionless the entire time until I picked it up then it seemed to wake up pretty fast. The mother did tried to lead me away. I saw it - it took off about ten yards into the woods, then I found it again, I followed it for a second and tried to get a picture but then it really took off and I left it alone and went back to looking for shrooms.
It was a great day. I saw an owl, a black racer, armadillos, those 2 deer and other cool shit.
Oh yeah and I was glad that nothing went buckwild on me!
Edited by shroomgatherer (05/25/11 09:05 AM)
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14508907 - 05/25/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's odd, I live in NW Ga and had never seen an armadillo this far north until about 7 years ago, then it was about a dozen of them as roadkill, I actually had to stop to confirm it was an armadillo... we also have seagulls at our garbage dumps and lakes next thing ya know we'll have reports of gators eating house pets
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14508928 - 05/25/11 09:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hmm, yeah that is odd, I almost always see at least 1 armadillo (usually more) when I am hiking and I never thought about their range. It wouldn't surprise me though. Dam gators are everywhere down here and they've gotta be squeezed for space. Protect those Georgia house pets!
We've got seagulls at our garbage dumps and lakes too.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14508936 - 05/25/11 09:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm like 400 miles from the nearest ocean
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14508943 - 05/25/11 09:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah! One chased my friend once!
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: shroomgatherer]
#14509018 - 05/25/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Awwww what a cute doe 
Deer are nicer than turkeys the deer around here are chill with me and keep eating even if I'm only 10 or so feet away... but the turkeys if I go near them they fly up in the air and stick their talons out at me and I have to haul ass to avoid becoming turkey feed
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#14509037 - 05/25/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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WakeboardrB said:
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SlashOZ said: i've been attacked by one, so yes.
So have I. That fucker beat the ever living shit out of me.
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WakeboardrB said: I've been attacked by geese too.
Let's face it dude. Animals just hate your ass.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14509350 - 05/25/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: next thing ya know we'll have reports of gators eating house pets
well shit.
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/28014361/index.html
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14509403 - 05/25/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: next thing ya know we'll have reports of gators eating house pets
well shit.
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/28014361/index.html
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: unam sanctum]
#14509470 - 05/25/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I remember correctly the reason that guy got his ass kicked is because the stupid mother fucker doused himself in deer piss.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: unam sanctum]
#14509736 - 05/25/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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unam sanctum said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Prisoner#1 said: next thing ya know we'll have reports of gators eating house pets
well shit.
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/28014361/index.html
A prophet, you are. Long live the alligators!
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14509746 - 05/25/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the rapture will begin on september 38th, listen for the trumpets
send me some money
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14509792 - 05/25/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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unam sanctum said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Prisoner#1 said: next thing ya know we'll have reports of gators eating house pets
well shit.
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/28014361/index.html
A prophet, you are. Long live the alligators!
the rapture will begin on september 38th, listen for the trumpets
send me some money
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Linux]
#14509817 - 05/25/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've had my ass pecked (that sounds terrible, and im so glad i caught the typo.. packed...) by a turkey trying to eat my sunflower seeds.
I almost got maimed by a fucking turkey buzzard.
I shit you not I was stalked by a deer for making fun of it.
son of a bitch almost made me wreck my truck.
but yeah OP, deer can be mean as fuck.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: Shroom_i]
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In Goa, India, the cashew apple (the accessory fruit) is mashed, the juice is extracted and kept for fermentation for 2–3 days. Fermented juice then undergoes a double distillation process. The resulting beverage is called feni. In the southern region of Mtwara, Tanzania, the cashew apple (bibo in Swahili) is dried and saved. Later it is reconstituted with water and fermented, then distilled to make a strong liquor often referred to by the generic name, gongo.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: skatealex2]
#14510091 - 05/25/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fucking yes it will. There have been people killed by deer attacks. Always respect wild animals....they all have a violent instinct to protect their young.
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Re: Do you think a deer would ever attack a person? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14510255 - 05/25/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, viciously. We hunt and kill them with our cars, they are out for revenge...
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