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DungeonMaster


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A guy named Kevin and his "friend".
#14356441 - 04/26/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I've known my acquaintance, Kevin, for some time. He is a cool fat cat with no apparent social retardation. A while back he attempted to cast a love-spell on a promiscuous wench. Unfortunately, the adventurous wench resisted his charms and decided they should be "just friends". Kevin agreed to the social contract. Months later, Kevin ends up driving her to her boyfriend's house so they can fuck. Kevin waits for her outside so he can driver her back home; even after this event he still "loves" her.
It leaves me wondering what is wrong with Kevin and his friend. What is wrong with them?
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: DungeonMaster]
#14356454 - 04/26/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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A while back he attempted to cast a love-spell on a promiscuous wench. Unfortunately, the adventurous wench resisted his charms and decided they should be "just friends". Kevin agreed to the social contract.
 Then i realized what your username is and again. Good shit.
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propensity
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: DungeonMaster]
#14356458 - 04/26/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kevin is trapped in the friendzone, and the promiscuous wench is just that. A promiscuous wench.
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rackem



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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: DungeonMaster]
#14356466 - 04/26/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow..
thats one hell of a situation. has kevin made a pass at this friend to get her into the sheets/
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realfuzzhead



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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: thoughts]
#14356469 - 04/26/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ahaha
some guys dont realize that by entering the friend zone your actually moving furthur away from fucking the bitch than you would be if you didnt know her at all
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sjfrockerdude
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: rackem]
#14356472 - 04/26/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kevin needs to fuck all her friends now.
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guywiththegun
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: propensity]
#14356474 - 04/26/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kevin's a  He's putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14356482 - 04/26/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kevin needs to figure things out and keep on movin'.
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: DungeonMaster] 2
#14356537 - 04/26/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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get a grip kev.
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adrug

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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: DungeonMaster]
#14356549 - 04/26/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kevin is a pushover idiot. Which is somehow typical of people named Kevin.
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rackem



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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: adrug]
#14356569 - 04/26/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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meh alot of guys are spineless that are overly nice because "thats how they a true gentleman is"
and they forget what a spine is and the girls just keep taking advantage.
soon enough they are in the :friendzone:
no friendzone smiley.. wow!
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: adrug]
#14356574 - 04/26/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey, my father and his father and his father's father were named Kevin, and they would kick your ass if they heard you speak this rubbish!
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guywiththegun
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: adrug]
#14356583 - 04/26/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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adrug said: Kevin is a pushover idiot. Which is somehow typical of people named Kevin.
I don't know about pushover, but I know a pretty weird Kevin.
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: adrug]
#14356589 - 04/26/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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adrug said: Kevin is a pushover idiot. Which is somehow typical of people named Kevin.
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: The Whale]
#14356609 - 04/26/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Whale said:
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adrug said: Kevin is a pushover idiot. Which is somehow typical of people named Kevin.

 
Seriously  ?
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: mellowparty]
#14356637 - 04/26/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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twighead
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: DungeonMaster]
#14356660 - 04/26/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kevin obviously needs to level his speech craft and personality... he could also consider a bribe to improve her relations with him. Shinier lewts couldn't hurt either.
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guywiththegun
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Re: A guy named Kevin and his "friend". [Re: twighead]
#14356732 - 04/26/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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twighead said: Kevin obviously needs to level his speech craft and personality... he could also consider a bribe to improve her relations with him. Shinier lewts couldn't hurt either.
Hate to say it dude, but I don't think Kevin even plays on the same server as this broad, from what it sounds like.
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