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Diddy Sued For 9/11, $1 Trillion: Woman Claims Date Rape, Terrorism



This law suit may not make it very far up the courts.

Radar Online reports that rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs was sued for $1 trillion by a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who alleges that he date raped her 24 years ago... and then conspired with Rodney King to bring down the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.

In part, the suit alleges:

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"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down... He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily."

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Turks wants $900 billion for child support -- quite the expensive child -- and $100 billion in damages.

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bbl337 said:

I don't think diddy has that much dough.

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blewmeanie said:

Are you crazy? He owns 21 cookaroos, how many cookaroos do you own? That's righ, not one.

edit: goddmanit

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