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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan] * 2
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I have another idea for you though - I'm not exactly sure how you would go through with acquiring some but the US adds special chemicals to certain explosives so that they are more easily detectable by dogs specifically DMDNB (2,3-dimethyl-2,3-dinitrobutane) which the pups can pick up in the parts per billion... just get a little bit of this stuff and dust it all over your suitcase then -try- and walk through security :awesome::thumbup:


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan] * 1
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LOL african ones, too. Just find a hive, smoke it hardcore while armored up with heavy clothes so you don't get killed, then put it in a garbage liner, put the garbage liner in a bookbag, and chill prior to entering the airport. Right about the time you put the bag through the Xray they'll start to really wake up and make a ruckus, and then it'll be all downhill for the TSA from there.

What does a bookbag full of bees look like on an Xray.

Oooh, or better yet, just build one of those bee-house things inside a bookbag such that once it's a bigass hive you can zip it shut and trap the entire swarm. Smoke/chill before moving so they don't all freak and waste their stingers on the inside of the bag when you take it.

Ah, just put the hive inside a bookbag inside an open freezer. Then you can zip the bag, ice them, and get on with bee-bombing without ever harming them or exposing yourself....


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: blujay] * 1
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Man, if I ever win the lotto. Yall better hope I don't.

Simple robot unzips bag when you leave RFID range. Then you warn them.

Sir, I understand that you're a power-tripping authority figure, but if this bag leaves a five foot radius of me, you will regret it. It has a pound of hash inside, too.

Now you're going to jail in style.


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: twighead] * 1
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twighead said:
I don't know if it would be worth the trouble though... unless that guy 5 places behind you has a real nice present for ya...



Well yeah, what if the guy had a kilo of coke or two and he's paying you $1,000 or whatever to be the decoy. 









twighead said:
I have another idea for you though - I'm not exactly sure how you would go through with acquiring some but the US adds special chemicals to certain explosives so that they are more easily detectable by dogs specifically DMDNB (2,3-dimethyl-2,3-dinitrobutane) which the pups can pick up in the parts per billion... just get a little bit of this stuff and dust it all over your suitcase then -try- and walk through security :awesome::thumbup:


That seems like a good idea also, and I don't see how you could get in trouble for that either, but that sounds like the one that will land you on the no-fly list, rather than the SSSS list. 
















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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan] * 1
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I like switching the suspected drugs with bees better than being pinned a terrorist, but that's just me.

Wait, or I could do both, and be a bee terrorist. What if I released so many bees inside an airport there were numerous fatalities?


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: blujay] * 1
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You'd definitely be a 'terrorist' :lol:, a bag full of african bees on a plane could probably cause more havoc than most weapons... but the media would probably give you a sweet nickname or somethin' atleast.


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: twighead] * 1
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twighead said:
I have another idea for you though - I'm not exactly sure how you would go through with acquiring some but the US adds special chemicals to certain explosives so that they are more easily detectable by dogs specifically DMDNB (2,3-dimethyl-2,3-dinitrobutane) which the pups can pick up in the parts per billion... just get a little bit of this stuff and dust it all over your suitcase then -try- and walk through security :awesome::thumbup:


:brilliant:


If one in 20 people did this It drive them up the fuckin walls.

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: twighead] * 1
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twighead said:
You'd definitely be a 'terrorist' :lol:, a bag full of african bees on a plane could probably cause more havoc than most weapons... but the media would probably give you a sweet nickname or somethin' atleast.


Well see, I wouldn't want to do it on a plane. That would be really fucked up. I guess that's the difference between terrorists and kniving psychopaths...

I mean, damn, they would be trapped. It would be really hard to kill them all, or contain them. People would start screaming, and the one guy with a net for some reason would become a hero!

So, have your friend bring a collapsible bee net, and have another friend get caught with bees in front of you to distract them so you can get your bee payload on the plane.

smuggle them in your crotch/shoes?


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: blujay] * 1
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as a criminal justice major. ahem. admitting you have an illegal substance at home and not on your person isnt a felony. if you claim to have enough, watch out, you might start being watched. you would more than likely receive a ticket for in-sighting a drug charge or obstruction of justice. it honestly depends on the officer doing the issuing. if you do not admit anything and just keep quiet and "act" like you have an 8 ball, be prepared for a cavity search in all the places homo's belong. but other than that, just saying you have drugs is hearsay. cant be proven nor ignored. they'll make sure that you have nothing on you and probably just send you on your way. in america.

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: bobbyblack0009] * 1
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as a criminal justice major. ahem. admitting you have an illegal substance at home and not on your person isnt a felony. if you claim to have enough, watch out, you might start being watched. you would more than likely receive a ticket for in-sighting a drug charge or obstruction of justice. it honestly depends on the officer doing the issuing. if you do not admit anything and just keep quiet and "act" like you have an 8 ball, be prepared for a cavity search in all the places homo's belong. but other than that, just saying you have drugs is hearsay. cant be proven nor ignored. they'll make sure that you have nothing on you and probably just send you on your way. in america.


GTFO, no way you can be in university without using capital letters.

A criminal justice major that says "in-sighting" instead of inciting?

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: bobbyblack0009] * 1
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im on an iphone. and are you really gonna judge my mental capacity and schooling on capital letters? i think you have too much time on your hands bruh.

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: bobbyblack0009] * 1
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Don't blame the iPhone, you specifically typed in "in-sighting",  which pretty much kills your academic credibility in criminal law.

It's a serious topic, you can't just spew shit to the OP because he might end up serving time.

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Chubba] * 1
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:gameover:

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan] * 1
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Learyfan said:
how could they charge you with anything once they don't find the coke?



Because it's America

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: bobbyblack0009] * 1
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i know he wont end up serving time unless he really just takes up their time and really pisses them off. the government doesnt have that much control. they dont have to stop at a ticket. they COULD charge you and hold you. dont undermind me because i have a degree and you dont. peace.

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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan] * 1
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Learyfan said:
skatealex2 said:
good idea to let the real drugs through, but who knows what they'd do if you insisted for hours...................


I don't know about hours.  Maybe one hour if you're playing a prank.  Or if you're playing the decoy for your drug carrying buddy, just long enough so that he gets through. 


I have a friend that travels to Iran frequently, he likes to fuck with
customs, he brings back cooking herbs in unmarked baggies, pounds of it.
he's been held for days over his little pranks and to believe that a prank
like this would put focus primarily on yourself is foolish because it
steps up the alert levels and they screen more carefully


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan] * 1
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Eh,have you heard of wasting police time? :uh:


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: LobsterSauce]
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bobbyblack0009 said:
just saying you have drugs is hearsay. cant be proven nor ignored. they'll make sure that you have nothing on you and probably just send you on your way. in america.


That's what I'm saying. 








Chubba said:
GTFO, no way you can be in university without using capital letters.

A criminal justice major that says "in-sighting" instead of inciting?


:grin:  I was thinking the same thing.  Although I do know a girl who was so smart that she went to school at Oxford and she types like that.  And I don't remember the word, but one time I saw her misspell a REALLY easy word.  I wish I could remember, but it wasn't a typo and it's a word that anyone would know how to spell. 









Prisoner#1 said:
I have a friend that travels to Iran frequently, he likes to fuck with
customs, he brings back cooking herbs in unmarked baggies, pounds of it.
he's been held for days over his little pranks and to believe that a prank
like this would put focus primarily on yourself is foolish because it
steps up the alert levels and they screen more carefully


That's fucking hilarious!  But you're saying that by him doing that, he's indirectly putting more pressure on everyone else?  How could that be, if they don't find anything but spices?









Jimtown said:
Eh,have you heard of wasting police time?


Yeah, but in the scenario I'm talking about, they wouldn't know you were fucking with them and wasting their time.  You're just admitting to something that you thought you had on you, but that they didn't find. 














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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: Learyfan]
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they would probably still "find" it.


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Re: Claiming to have drugs on you at the airport [Re: nicechrisman]
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I don't see how anyone could have ignored this.

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twighead said:
I have another idea for you though - I'm not exactly sure how you would go through with acquiring some but the US adds special chemicals to certain explosives so that they are more easily detectable by dogs specifically DMDNB (2,3-dimethyl-2,3-dinitrobutane) which the pups can pick up in the parts per billion... just get a little bit of this stuff and dust it all over your suitcase then -try- and walk through security




That's fucking genius. Lmao, it's like, wtf is wrong with the dogs?


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