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Newbie
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#13636976 - 12/15/10 03:13 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

at these guys. We have a friend in our circle that's like this. "Touching a shoulder?! OMG NO!!" lol. They just kind of hover it there. Anyone have any more of these?

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Meat_hod
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[Re: Newbie]
#13636984 - 12/15/10 03:15 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

LOL

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Razzl3Frazzl3

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[Re: Meat_hod]
#13636993 - 12/15/10 03:19 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I'd say it was bc they were all geeks, and the chicks said "ewww, take your hand off me" right before the shutter clicked!

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[Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
#13637086 - 12/15/10 03:40 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

SquaReSaltine said:

I'd say it was bc they were all geeks, and the chicks said "ewww, take your hand off me" right before the shutter clicked!

Yeah seems to be a recurring theme going on there

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Eshu
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[Re: Brugman]
#13637150 - 12/15/10 03:57 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I'm 6 foot 3, so if I'm with a girl, 9/10 she's a lot shorter than me, and if I put my arm around here waist area, my hand sometimes hovers.

The shoulder thing is a little weird. I have no problem resting my hand any old place. It's just the waist is really low down, so I have no choice sometimes.

:zomgwtf:

:zomgwtf:

But yeah.. these NURDS just look weird!

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KBG1977

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[Re: Eshu]
#13637224 - 12/15/10 04:20 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

They all gotta be gay,and that's the funniest shit I've seen:)If I was fortunate enough to have a girl take a picture with me,my hand would be all over that shit,not hovering like a UFO
:huxleyfacepalm:

:huxleyfacepalm:

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jewunit
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[Re: Newbie]
#13637226 - 12/15/10 04:21 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Sometimes I do because I'm a fucking sweaty palmed dude. Though usually I'll just rest my wrist or something on a shoulder if that's the case I guess.

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[Re: KBG1977]
#13637254 - 12/15/10 04:26 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

KBG1977 said:

They all gotta be gay,and that's the funniest shit I've seen:)If I was fortunate enough to have a girl take a picture with me,my hand would be all over that shit,not hovering like a UFO

More like insecure. Notice how much more attractive every girl in those photos are vs the guys.

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[Re: WakeboardrB]
#13637339 - 12/15/10 04:45 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

they are very nice

it amazes me that some dudes are literally scared of hot chicks

thats like seeing a warm house full of weed and not going in cause ur not sure if "it'll work out"

just go in that warm cozy place...ya dig :wink:

:wink:

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[Re: Apostle]
#13637360 - 12/15/10 04:49 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Hologram said:

they are very nice

it amazes me that some dudes are literally scared of hot chicks

thats like seeing a warm house full of weed and not going in cause ur not sure if "it'll work out"

just go in that warm cozy place...ya dig

Who doesn't like warm and cozy?

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KBG1977

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[Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
#13637433 - 12/15/10 04:59 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah,those dudes are all nerds:)

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Enigma of Ankou
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[Re: KBG1977]
#13637818 - 12/15/10 06:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Edited by Enigma of Ankou (12/15/10 07:05 PM)

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tyrannicalrex
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[Re: Newbie]
#13637924 - 12/15/10 06:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I think there is some deep psychological explanation. One touch and it would turn them into sex crazed maniacs and they would stalk and possibly rape them, or possibly jizz their pants :smile:

:smile:

. Insecurity and self doubt may play a role. Very weird indeed. They are all pretty geeky looking (according to some media standards in the good 'ol USA) and the girls may have said "no touching" like the bitches they appear to be. IDK :confused:

:confused:

. I can be judgmental at times. Could be they are just very respectful and shy. They may have issues with personal space, etc... :shrug:

:shrug:

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[Re: tyrannicalrex]
#13637963 - 12/15/10 06:57 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

There should be a website dedicated to these. Some of them are hilarious.

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[Re: Frost]
#13637994 - 12/15/10 07:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Frost said:

There should be a website dedicated to these. Some of them are hilarious.

It's all about the double hover.

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[Re: ifoundwaldo]
#13639064 - 12/15/10 10:26 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I know that guy takes the cake. :rofl:

:rofl:

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[Re: Newbie]
#13639085 - 12/15/10 10:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Newbie said:

I know that guy takes the cake.

Because he's doing it with both arms it kind of creates the illusion he might have just happened to have been kind of popping his arms up in an egoic gesture as he let out a Fonzie "...'eyyyyy!!!!" sound.

Rest of these guys are lacking a fonzie alibi, though.

:fonz:

:fonz:

Edited by JacquesCousteau (12/15/10 10:31 PM)

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#13639086 - 12/15/10 10:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i see no hoverage here

hand is clearly in contact with the shoulder

NO FOUL!

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#13639087 - 12/15/10 10:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Eshu
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[Re: milkman]
#13639103 - 12/15/10 10:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

milkman said:

i see no hoverage here

hand is clearly in contact with the shoulder

NO FOUL!

Are you kiddin' me?

Look at his arm! That thing be hovering!

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