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Jury Duty
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I have jury duty tomorrow morning at 7:45 am. This fucking blows, gotta get up at 7 in the fucking morning in the fucking cold ass weather to go to fucking jury duty. I love how I'm forced to do this...or else I could get "charges placed against me" for contempt of court or some bullshit. Land of the free? :sad:  P.S, I HAVE TO MISS WORK


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What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice?
I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: pescadorabioso]
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It's a pretty interesting experience. Talk to the people in the waiting areas if they look bored, there are people from all walks of life there.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: lewisplanthead]
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I hated the waiting areas sitting there for hours on end hoping that you get called up with the next group of people into the courtroom.  I just answered the lawyers questions with things they didnt want to hear so I wouldnt get picked and it worked.  This guy next to me said he had been called for jury duty 4 times before and picked for the jury everytime, he was like "god i hope I dont get picked this time" and they ended up picking him, he had a "god damnit" look on his face as I strolled out of the courtroom to go home:lol:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: lewisplanthead]
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lewisplanthead said:
It's a pretty interesting experience. Talk to the people in the waiting areas if they look bored, there are people from all walks of life there.


It probably would be a good experience if I wasn't so damn anti-social...plus I'm on break from school...I don't wanna wake up at  7 in the fucking morning  :feelsbadman:


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What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice?
I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: pescadorabioso]
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walk in, take one look at the guy and be like
"Ha, looks guilty to me"

They send you home. I did it. Got me out of Jury Duty.
:awedance:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: pescadorabioso]
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You'll probably get sent home.

But, yeah, the fact that you were called

makes it the land of the free, no?


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m00nshine]
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m00nshine said:
You'll probably get sent home.

But, yeah, the fact that you were called

makes it the land of the free, no?


Yeah...but I wish I didn't have to go.


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What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice?
I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: pescadorabioso]
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I never went and I've never been charged.  I got notices 2 different times and I just threw them in the trash.  I should have gone and just fucked with the judge.  If the judge asks if you have any bumper stickers tell him "Yeah, I have one that says I support jury nullification."


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: fapjack]
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say two words: jury nullification

you go home


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: d33p]
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i'm not legally allowed to be on jury duty because i'm considered too friendly with police and likely to side with their case.  Not really true, but whatever makes them happy


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: d33p]
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makes a damn good point.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: muddy]
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So I was there at 7:45 am...didn't get called til 11:30 and had to endure watching the movie "Elf" (it was actually pretty funny I just wished I was stoned during it). As soon as my group gets out there we're told our case was upheld or something and that free to go...awesome.:feelsgoodman:


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What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice?
I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Eshu]
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Eshu said:
walk in, take one look at the guy and be like
"Ha, looks guilty to me"

They send you home. I did it. Got me out of Jury Duty.
:awedance:


This advice rules.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: pescadorabioso]
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It's amazing how waking up early and sitting in a waiting room for three hours is such a tremendous burden.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
It's amazing how waking up early and sitting in a waiting room for three hours is such a tremendous burden.


i know people who were stuck in jury duty for MONTHS


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: bbl337] * 2
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IMO trial by jury is an incredible right.  People should be more than willing to try and help make a substantive contribution.

If I had a case that lasted months, I'd do it.  Something that long is probably really interesting and important.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: badchad]
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I am now downloading Pauly Shore's "Jury Duty"... thank you shroomery, this should sufficiently numb my brain for the rest of the afternoon.

Now to find "In The Army Now"...

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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JURY NULLIFICATION

its illegal for them to tell you about it before going up for jury duty. pretty fucked up.


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If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
It's amazing how waking up early and sitting in a waiting room for three hours is such a tremendous burden.


  It is for an ungrateful piece of shit like myself.  :cheers:


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What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice?
I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: pescadorabioso]
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I get those notices at least once a year but I'm always to busy to go. I've never known anyone to do anything with those other than throw them away I'm surprised you actually went.


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