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Erection Situation
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I seek the glorious wisdom of SA for help with a situation, not really a problem, so situation seems to be the best way to describe it. It started about 3 years ago, which is funny as I thought puberty was going to be the time when it was the worst lol.


Everything makes me horny, caffeine, weed, mushrooms, sugar (sometimes, but I don't really eat carbs), bacon, eating food in general. I use drugs seldom, but the last time my bro came back from his campus with headies, I kept zoning out seeing colors and flash backs from the last time I had sex.

I sleep on my stomach, but wake up on my back sometimes at 4 am basically flipped over from the situation downstairs.

I'm not tired, as I just go back to bed half asleep generally, so it isn't really keeping me awake.

In classes that are boring as all hell, I generally zone out, but at random times I have to readjust myself as I don't need to be seen with said situation in class.

Sometimes when just walking it does it as well, and only once really while running luckily since it was so damned noticeable.

I get them still just holding hands with a girl almost instantly, but don't have premature ejaculation problems, just am always popping a boner.

Basically you name it, it happens. Religious services that I sometimes have to go to, funerals, hell even when I am taking a cold shower! The cold shower used to overpower it due to the cold, but now it has won the battle.



I guess my real issue is not that it is happening, but what happens when it doesn't. From what I have read, erections have a very positive effect on testosterone, which has helped in the gym which then released more to keep the cycle constantly charged I guess.

So has anyone gone from constant spring board to floppy sloppy donkey and lived to tell the tale? I'd hate to turn into what some of my friends seem to be, functional, but not at their peak.

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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has it ever lasted over four hours?

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
has it ever lasted over four hours?



Not all at once. Luckily it has not, for I don't need to deal with getting the blood drained out of it. The sporadic ones generally last 5-10 min, or go in shorter rounds of a minute on, few minutes off, back again. Around a female though it is unpredictable, and my body has seem to adjusted to only get blue balls in severe situations, but the girl I am going out with sits next to me in one class and I sit my notebook on my lap. I swear the one time it was elevated for an easy 20 minutes. Not straight up, but it would be if not contained.

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The problem is that you're a latent homosexual and you're not giving your penis what it needs.

Stop fighting it, dude.  You're here, you're queer, get used to it.

Nobody will judge you.

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
The problem is that you're a latent homosexual and you're not giving your penis what it needs.

Stop fighting it, dude.  You're here, you're queer, get used to it.

Nobody will judge you.



No.

The problem is that you're a pussy ass bitch that has been pushed around your entire life.

You resort to anonymously attacking strangers behind your keyboard for no reason to make yourself feel better.

Does it really make you feel better? Does it improve your life?

No.

Deep down it just makes you feel like even more of a failure and shitbag than you are willing to admit.

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
No.

The problem is that you're a pussy ass bitch that has been pushed around your entire life.

You resort to anonymously attacking strangers behind your keyboard for no reason to make yourself feel better.

Does it really make you feel better? Does it improve your life?

No.

Deep down it just makes you feel like even more of a failure and shitbag than you are willing to admit.



Oh my!  Looks like that hit a nerve.  Wonder why talking about someone fighting their love for the cock would cause you to react so strongly...  :archiebunker:

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #3]
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lol @ religious services.  When I went to catholic school and had to kneel in the kneelers I'd always get a boner looking at mary, dunno why.

-Preparation H

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
The problem is that you're a latent homosexual and you're not giving your penis what it needs.

Stop fighting it, dude.  You're here, you're queer, get used to it.

Nobody will judge you.



Er... I don't see how anything from my post indicated that. It isn't that I am attracted sexually or otherwise to men at all.

Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
No.

The problem is that you're a pussy ass bitch that has been pushed around your entire life.

You resort to anonymously attacking strangers behind your keyboard for no reason to make yourself feel better.

Does it really make you feel better? Does it improve your life?

No.

Deep down it just makes you feel like even more of a failure and shitbag than you are willing to admit.



Oh my!  Looks like that hit a nerve.  Wonder why talking about someone fighting their love for the cock would cause you to react so strongly...  :archiebunker:




Where did this whole battle from?

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I have found my solution...bacon grease!!

Does the job every time :]

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Man... I used to have this problem, my girlfriend of 3 years thought I was a horndog. Everything gave me an erection.. and I'd find myself chubbing up most of the day when I had nothing to distract myself with.

Fast forward to three weeks ago and I have no clue what's going on down there, I will get a boner and lose it by the time I get her pants off. :sad: I'm 22, btw. I'm hoping it's psychological and I'm not running outta steam this early. Moral of my story is don't take your overactive penis for granted! :crankey:

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Re: Erection Situation [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I'll take your overactive penis for granted if i want to bitch :mad2:

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