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HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE?
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WELL?
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU HAVE A WANK?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 09/10/10 12:47 AM until the end of time
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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you gonna lets us know what the poll says when you're done?

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The numbers don't go high enough.  What can I say?  huge fucking annoying sex drive.  If I had my choice, I'd have sex at least five times a day.  Which is about how often I masturbate.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i use discipline to overcome my needs for sexual activity :mfdoom:

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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yes, if you beat off 5 times a day on the regualar, that is 35 times a week so there should have been a 25-40 choice.

Maybe you should have just went daily and then offered more choices.

I dunno, I just hope the op is female.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Thanks for including the STAL option.  It shows this poll is valid.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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who whacks off less than twice a day?  seriously wtf?  hell i'll fuck twice a day and still probably jack off in the shower

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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ive started jerkin it like once every week and a half or two weeks. I feel more clear headed and confident. not sure why but it's worth it

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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It's because you aren't draining your Chi.  The sack is great at protecting and preserving Chi.. or something.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:lol: interesting... First heard about doing that on the shroomery, Im going to research the subject a little more. :levitate:

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Only if I don't feel like sex but still want an orgasm. Thats normal right?!?

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Only if you feel like sex and don't want herpes from that hooker cause your in a dry spell.  That's normal right?

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Definately at least once a day.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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id say 4 to 5 times a week. maybe more depending on how lazy my days are lol

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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My girlfriend is asexual.
You would think it would make me jerk off all the time in frustration.
Instead, I am afraid to jerk off in the off chance that we actually have sex.
That leads to frustration that's probably worse.

I pine for the good old days with my exes-- three-times a day sometimes. Fucking passion--real, sexy, hot, and steamy.

Getting old sucks.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Is it that you can't love your partner without sex?  :crazy:

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Interesting topic, I used to jerk it ALL the time, after thirty, MEH......
More important things on my mind.  I answered the first option, in reality it is prolly 3-5 times a month.  I have a hot younger wife and a busy schedule.

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i like to go every other day or so. any longer than that and i'll be poppin boners anytime a pair of tits walks past

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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amazing thread. but only 18 replies? i thought this thread was 5 years old?


or is this a revamped thread?

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Re: HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU MASTURBATE? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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this thread is two days old.  Check the OP.

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