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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
His exact words: "No don't bribe me! I'm gonna take a shower after we finish eating, what's the big deal?"

And he normally begs me. WTF!




he is not a man... peel his skin back and check for scales


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
I guess instead of a roll in the hay





been there, not all it's cracked up to be

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:




fascinating.  there is absolutely no blood on the peeled off skin.


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Is that from V?


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Prisoner#1 said:




fascinating.  there is absolutely no blood on the peeled off skin.



The only logical deduction from this is that the man is actually a reptile sent to further the agenda of our reptilian overlords :tinfoil:


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At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Acaterpillar]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_ash

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Toxic constituents depend upon the specific coal bed makeup, but may include one or more of the following elements or substances in quantities from trace amounts to several percent: arsenic, beryllium, boron, cadmium, chromium, chromium VI, cobalt, lead, manganese, mercury, molybdenum, selenium, strontium, thallium, and vanadium, along with dioxins and PAH compounds.[1][2]

In the past, fly ash was generally released into the atmosphere, but pollution control equipment mandated in recent decades now require that it be captured prior to release. In the US, fly ash is generally stored at coal power plants or placed in landfills. About 43 percent is recycled,[3] often used to supplement Portland cement in concrete production. Some have expressed health concerns about this.[4]

In some cases, such as the burning of solid waste to create electricity ("resource recovery" facilities a.k.a. waste-to-energy facilities), the fly ash may contain higher levels of contaminants than the bottom ash and mixing the fly and bottom ash together brings the proportional levels of contaminants within the range to qualify as nonhazardous waste in a given state, whereas, unmixed, the fly ash would be within the range to qualify as hazardous waste.



It would be one thing if your boyfriend had a bit of B.O. or something.... but fly ash?  Hazardous waste?  Really?

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Cascadian]
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Yeah, not to mention he's also around arsenic and asbestos, chromium and all sorts of other goodies.


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium] * 1
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Ballerium said:
Yeah, not to mention he's also around arsenic and asbestos, chromium and all sorts of other goodies.




I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!

Sorry. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Eshu]
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Eshu said:
Ballerium said:
Yeah, not to mention he's also around arsenic and asbestos, chromium and all sorts of other goodies.




I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!

Sorry. :smilingpuppy:



:rofl:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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I larfed, I cried... it was better than cats

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