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Boyfriend won't take a shower
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My boyfriend works at a power plant and gets all sorts of filthy crap all over himself, especially this nasty black sooty stuff called fly ash. He came home today after washing a generator with it all over his clothes, black shit all over his face, and his hair looked like someone had dumped a bucket of grease on it.

We got into an argument because instead of taking a shower, he wants to just wash his arms and face. Am I overreacting because I want him to shower? I just don't understand how someone can sit around in their own filth like that and be comfortable.


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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You're not over reacting, that is pretty freakin' gross.

Tell em, he'll get some sexy-time if he showers. :wink:

Edited by Youshouldknowabc (11/22/10 05:56 PM)

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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compromise, offer to wash his balls for him


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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:puppet:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: realfuzzhead]
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realfuzzhead said:
compromise, offer to wash his balls for him



I'd go in the shower.
:durrhurr:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: realfuzzhead]
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realfuzzhead said:
compromise, offer to wash his balls for him


Hah, maybe I'll take a brillo pad to them. Bet that'll teach him a lesson :lol:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Scott Bennett]
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maybe he's addictive to tahat shit called fly ash? that might be the reason why he rejects to wash it off


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Scott Bennett]
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Honestly, i sympathize with you although if you truly love him, filthy stinky should not be a monumental hangup.

If i were him though i would just take a friggen 5 minute shower if my girlfriend wanted me to.


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Shins]
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Take a picture of him and post it, so we can laugh at his grossness. :rofl:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
realfuzzhead said:
compromise, offer to wash his balls for him


Hah, maybe I'll take a brillo pad to them. Bet that'll teach him a lesson :lol:


GAH! teach him never to let you in the shower with him.  :shakingfist:

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: 4runner]
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Shins said:
Honestly, i sympathize with you although if you truly love him, filthy stinky should not be a monumental hangup.

If i were him though i would just take a friggen 5 minute shower if my girlfriend wanted me to.


Exactly, I don't see what the big deal is about hopping in the shower for a few min. I know he'd feel so much better to be clean. Anyway, he did say he would take one later, but we're about to go somewhere and I wasn't too excited to be seen with him all filthy like that.
anunnakian said:
Ballerium said:
realfuzzhead said:
compromise, offer to wash his balls for him


Hah, maybe I'll take a brillo pad to them. Bet that'll teach him a lesson :lol:


GAH! teach him never to let you in the shower with him.  :shakingfist:


Heheh, I was kidding. I wouldn't be that mean :tongue2:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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If you guys are going out somewhere you are definitely being reasonable by simply wanting him to look relatively clean.

Some would call it immoral but motivating him with sexual favors for showering would probably work.


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
If you guys are going out somewhere you are definitely being reasonable by simply wanting him to look relatively clean.

Some would call it immoral but motivating him with sexual favors for showering would probably work.


Pshhh...who needs morality when you can get blowjobs :yesnod:

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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This reminds me of a story this woman keeps going to the doctor for a yeast infection and about the 5th or 6th she says to the doctor i dunno how this keeps happening whats the problem and the doctor turns to her and says your husbands not a mechanic is he :thumbup::goatse:

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: ChinChiller]
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Errolscool said:
Rabidbaboon said:
If you guys are going out somewhere you are definitely being reasonable by simply wanting him to look relatively clean.

Some would call it immoral but motivating him with sexual favors for showering would probably work.


Pshhh...who needs morality when you can get blowjobs :yesnod:


Oh, I'm just talking from the womans perspective.

Being a guy, I would say it's immoral to not accept such a great proposition :lol:


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Acaterpillar]
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His exact words: "No don't bribe me! I'm gonna take a shower after we finish eating, what's the big deal?"

And he normally begs me. WTF!


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
His exact words: "No don't bribe me! I'm gonna take a shower after we finish eating, what's the big deal?"

And he normally begs me. WTF!


The only logical deduction from all this is that he was actually having sex in a big pile of fly ash.


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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Acaterpillar]
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some times it feels good to be dirty

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
Ballerium said:
His exact words: "No don't bribe me! I'm gonna take a shower after we finish eating, what's the big deal?"

And he normally begs me. WTF!


The only logical deduction from all this is that he was actually having sex in a big pile of fly ash.


:brilliant:

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Re: Boyfriend won't take a shower [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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JesusGoneRogue said:
Rabidbaboon said:
Ballerium said:
His exact words: "No don't bribe me! I'm gonna take a shower after we finish eating, what's the big deal?"

And he normally begs me. WTF!


The only logical deduction from all this is that he was actually having sex in a big pile of fly ash.


:brilliant:


I guess instead of a roll in the hay, it's a roll in the ash? :lol:


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