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At least I don't smell like curry
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When making pizza recently I spread a layer of thick jalapeno hot sauce instead of tomato sauce. The fact my lengthy toilet visits are always accompanied by a painful burning sensation never surprises me anymore in the least. Whenever I eat food away from home, I start wondering if they have any hot sauce in the back. I pretty much have an addiction for it, or conversely, I was definitely a black man in a former life.

Capsaicin has health benefits, including helping thermogenesis, otherwise I would worry.

Empathizers?

Edited by Arden (10/28/10 12:47 AM)

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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Capsaicin fucking rules, what else you want us to say?

Hot sauce, hot peppers, hot salsa, hot DAMN that shit is too good.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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i put hotsauce on pizza and eggs and mac and cheese... sympathizer


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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I rub a mixture of curry and sesame oil into my skin every half moon.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: bbl337]
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I just use this shit literally at every meal.

TJ's has a great tasting brand that isn't very spicy at all.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
I rub a mixture of curry and sesame oil into my skin every half moon.



I once rubbed bengay on my ballsack as a child. I learned really quickly the joke was on me.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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I rubbed sriracha on my cock. I thought it was called cock sauce for a reason.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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i'm not really one for hot sauce unless it adds a shitton of flavouring with the spiciness.

the best hot sauce/dip i've ever had was homemade, made by a hipster couple from homegrown jalapeno's.

you'd take a bit of whatever the sauce was on, and your mouth would just be assaulted by delicious flavour. then the spiciness would hit and overpower any other sensation :lol:

also, although i've received some domestic flack for this, i love to eat capsicum with pepper, just like apples.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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i love spicy food.

lamb vindaloo at about 9000 degrees is :awesome:


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: frith]
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Hot sauce is the shit.

My favorite is Tabasco, which doesn't seem to be a popular belief.

Still they've been around for a long time, and that's not for no reason.

I put that shit on everything.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: propensity]
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People's first response on top of the pain complaint is that it ruins the taste of the food or is too dominating.

I disagree, but if things get too heated I just alternate bites or take a little hiatus from shaking that sexy bottle just to mix it up a bit.

It's like changing positions for the wifey, under the obvious assumption that doggie style is still the best.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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9/10 times I cook it is unbearably hot for normal people.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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i dont know if ive just gotten used to really hot food but Tabasco is really mild for me. i use habanero sauce pretty often.

trader joes has this one mustard that is like a bolt of electricity up your brain stem. fuckin awesome man. i use it on sammiches all the time.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: frith]
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Tabasco sauce is pretty mild. It's not the only hot sauce I use.

It's just the one I use the most.

To me it has the best overall taste. The best chili flavor. To me that's more important than hotness.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: frith]
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Quote:
like a bolt of electricity up your brain stem.



Speaking of, I've had "brain zaps" the past couple of days thanks to a long bender on methylone and MDMA.

I'm slowly shying away from most drugs.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: propensity]
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any hot sauce connoisseur must try this:

http://www.awassi.net/gallery.html

after tasting this stuff, there is no other way.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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I have brain zaps even without drugs.

Hot foods release endorphins though.

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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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Arden said:
Quote:
like a bolt of electricity up your brain stem.



Speaking of, I've had "brain zaps" the past couple of days thanks to a long bender on methylone and MDMA.

I'm slowly shying away from most drugs.



Brain zaps?


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
I rubbed sriracha on my cock. I thought it was called cock sauce for a reason.



I once took a piss after cutting up some habaneros.:nonono: It was seriously one of the worst experiences of my life. I felt as though Hephaestus himself had ahold of my cock.


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Re: At least I don't smell like curry [Re: Arden]
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I have a weakness for Tabasco sauce and jalapenos, I'll put both on eggs or burritos mostly, but I'm always looking for new foods to put it on. Chili for example is awesome-tier with Tabasco, jalapenos, and cheese. I can hardly keep both ingredients in stock. I don't even mind if it's so hot it makes me sweat, it's just dayum good stuff. :thumbup:


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