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I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this....
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I dont know how you mother fuckaz get ur ass clean with toilet paper alone

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Same here, tp doesn't leave me feeling clean either.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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+1

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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sever hear of the shower?
I usually try to coincide my daily shit with a shower right aftawads.

Other than that, ya, I gots me some babywipes in da shitta too.

:lol:

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
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Yeah, when you think about it, it's really weird that people wipe their asses with just dry toilet paper and then consider themself clean enough to go out in the world.

I mean, if you got dogshit all over your hands, would you just wipe your hands with a dry cloth and then go about your business?  Nope.  You'd wash your hands. 

Yet we're perfectly comfortable going around with shitty, stinky assholes all day.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Yeah, when you think about it, it's really weird that people wipe their asses with just dry toilet paper and then consider themself clean enough to go out in the world.

I mean, if you got dogshit all over your hands, would you just wipe your hands with a dry cloth and then go about your business?  Nope.  You'd wash your hands. 

Yet we're perfectly comfortable going around with shitty, stinky assholes all day.



Yeah but its not your hands, its your fucking asshole........

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Unless you're a woman wtf are you complaining about?

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Dudes, if you take lots of soluble fiber, such as is found in psyllium husk, the poop doesn't stick to your butthole and wipes away very cleanly. Taking large, painful shits still happens though.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Yeah, when you think about it, it's really weird that people wipe their asses with just dry toilet paper and then consider themself clean enough to go out in the world.

I mean, if you got dogshit all over your hands, would you just wipe your hands with a dry cloth and then go about your business?  Nope.  You'd wash your hands. 

Yet we're perfectly comfortable going around with shitty, stinky assholes all day.


You never acquired a proper technique, that's the problem.  Think it through bro, think it through.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
Yeah, when you think about it, it's really weird that people wipe their asses with just dry toilet paper and then consider themself clean enough to go out in the world.

I mean, if you got dogshit all over your hands, would you just wipe your hands with a dry cloth and then go about your business?  Nope.  You'd wash your hands. 

Yet we're perfectly comfortable going around with shitty, stinky assholes all day.


Yeah, who would eat with their anus after they took a shit?  Even if you did take a shower right afterwards.

Yeah but its not your hands, its your fucking asshole........


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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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need moar fiber, when i wipe the tp is perfectly clean...

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I just pooped like 10, maybe 15 minutes ago.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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sometimes when i wipe and it's perfectly clean i feel jipped.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #15 said:
sometimes when i wipe and it's perfectly clean i feel jipped.


Really?  I love it when that happens.

I hate having to wipe my ass.  My dog doesn't have to wipe his ass.  I don't understand why humans have to wipe.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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i like it too man. i can't explain myself. maybe it's like after a big shit, i brace myself for the scrubbing a head of me... only to find that there is no work to be done and i can just go about my business. i'm like damn... i worked myself up for nothing.

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #15 said:
sometimes when i wipe and it's perfectly clean i feel jipped.


Really?  I love it when that happens.

I hate having to wipe my ass.  My dog doesn't have to wipe his ass.  I don't understand why humans have to wipe.



Your dog LICKS his ass dude... :lol:

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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lulz

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Re: I cant get my asshole properly cleaned without this.... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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There are differnt types of poop. If you feel that paper fails, move to Europe and use their bedets.

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