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Im a cheap bastard
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I dont pay taxes, I steal my internet, I sneak food into the movie theater, I dont have insurance, when getting bag and tag food at the grocery store I label it as something cheaper and similar, I go out with wealthier girls who will pay for the date, For christmas I give people things Ive had laying around, I havent payed for a cd/movie/software in years, I buy cheap booze and drink it before going to the bar, I do auto repairs mysef, etc, etc, etc

I could be filthy rich and Id still be cheap. I hate the feeling of being cheated

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Do not submit. If you continue this form of self-policing by feeling guilty about it, eventually you'll sacrifice your beliefs and subjugate yourself to something that you wholeheartedly disagree with.

You're making out on the deal while other people are wasting their money on material dogshit.

Think of how much money you've saved.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I bet you fuck for 15 seconds and leave too.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Congrats on being cheap.

I'm just glad I can afford the finer things in life.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #4]
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You're Jewish aren't you?  Fuckin Steinberg motherfucker.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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So am I.  Cheap FTW

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I used to be cheaper than that, now giving shit away and paying for friends makes me feel like saving used to. I like it better this way.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I can respect being frugal as long as it's only pertaining to you (drinking a few shots before going to the bar, sneaking food into the movies, etc.) but stealing from the local grocery store, not having car insurance, and being a cheap prick to your friends and ladies makes you a shithead.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You're not cheap, you are most likely just poor and too ignorant, dumb or lazy to hold a decent job. If you had money you would enjoy things like filet mignon, fine beer and exotic drugs. Kill yourself, and let the rest of us live in peace.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I could be filthy rich and Id still be cheap. I hate the feeling of being cheated



So you cheat everyone else?  :lol:

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #10]
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It's cheat or be cheated. I do afford good drugs because Im cheap with everything else.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
It's cheat or be cheated.



No, not really.  Nice work rationalizing it though.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Whats wrong with being cheap and practical? What is the value of being expensive?

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Do not submit. If you continue this form of self-policing by feeling guilty about it, eventually you'll sacrifice your beliefs and subjugate yourself to something that you wholeheartedly disagree with.

You're making out on the deal while other people are wasting their money on material dogshit.

Think of how much money you've saved.




Are you being sarcastic? If not I just called you out on contradicting yourself. Snap!

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I dont pay taxes, I steal my internet, I sneak food into the movie theater, I dont have insurance, when getting bag and tag food at the grocery store I label it as something cheaper and similar, I go out with wealthier girls who will pay for the date, For christmas I give people things Ive had laying around, I havent payed for a cd/movie/software in years, I buy cheap booze and drink it before going to the bar, I do auto repairs mysef, etc, etc, etc

I could be filthy rich and Id still be cheap a thief. I hate the feeling of being cheated a thief


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Fixed for you. Also, most useful reply in here minus the suicide suggestion:

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You're not cheap, you are most likely just poor and too ignorant, dumb or lazy to hold a decent job. If you had money you would enjoy things like filet mignon, fine beer and exotic drugs. Kill yourself, and let the rest of us live in peace.



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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Whats wrong with being cheap and practical? What is the value of being expensive?



Nothing wrong with being practical, but there is something to be said for not being so attached to money.  When I was always trying to optimize every dollar, I always felt a certain pettiness and paranoia about money.  I felt very vulnerable to unexpected costs, and there was a pervasive sense of lacking.  I'm a lot more loose with money now, not stupid but not petty either, and I don't seem to have money worries anymore.  It almost seems like the tighter you hold on to money, the more it avoids you.  I don't know why this is but experience has me convinced it is true.

In addition, being cheap does not mean you get the best value.  It usually means you make do for the time being, with less initial expenditure.  Buying only low-priced goods means you end up surrounded by lower-quality items with shorter life spans that provide less functional value than a more expensive alternative.  Cheapest is rarely best unless you only look at it short-term.

:2cents:

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #10]
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dude more power to ya

i do a lot of that shit

but some of it (make a girl pay for a date) i just cant do

but shit if it works for you, more power to ya

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #13]
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I never buy cigarettes or weed either. I bum squares like a fiend and use persuasion techniques to get people to smoke me out.

My cheapness is more out of addiction than necessity. I make more money than half of my friends, I do buy them stuff every once in a while like drinks, Im just cheap around people I dont give a damn about. I wont buy anything new I cant get used. Alot of my clothes are stuff I found just laying on the side of the street, took home and cleaned up. I dont actually "steal" anything, unless you consider bootlegging media theft.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm a lot like you OP.  I do most of those things and I never pay for what I can get on the cheap.  The only thing I spend money on is investments to get more money (food sometimes and definitely drugs/alcohol...b/c I live with parents and don't have the normal living expenses).

However...I don't like living this way.  I've got a fat bank account and worry about spending every dollar.  Every dollar I spend is less principal that interest can be earned on.  My main goal is to make a lot of money but I'm not sure why because I never buy things...I'm not sure buying things will even make me happy.  I tell myself I'm saving up for a house, which I actually think may be true.  However I may just end up banking all my money and investing in CDs to retire on when I'm very young and just rent and travel instead.

It only takes $1 million @ 5% to make $50k per year.  Try $2 million and you've got a six figure income!  Sure, I can be good at amassing wealth but if I don't enjoy it then what is the fucking point?  People say I'm smart with money (I'm a very practical and unemotional person) but I'm more neurotic about it.

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Re: Im a cheap bastard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I could be filthy rich and Id still be cheap.



Contrary to what happens in the movies, that the reason most rich people are rich.

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