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OrgoneConclusion
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Nutterism

#13226461 - 09/21/10 10:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was gonna start a new religion and I wanted it to have the wackiest beliefs possible, but I couldn't come up with any ideas crazier than those already in practice. :shrug:

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Diploid
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Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole

Re: Nutterism

[Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#13226482 - 09/21/10 10:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'll join. Can we have nuttery beads to pray with?

How about anointment with peanut butter?

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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: Diploid]
#13226487 - 09/21/10 10:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Sure.

And our nuns must go topless. That's the Law!

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Diploid
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#13226499 - 09/21/10 10:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

OK so long as it's not enforced for the elder nuns. :whoa:

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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: Diploid]
#13226508 - 09/21/10 10:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There are already rumblings about a split.

Some folks are for Smooth Nutterism and othes insist on Chunky Nutterism, while I feel both have their place.

"In the Beginning was The Nut. Jimmy planted it and saw that it was good."

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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: Diploid]
#13226520 - 09/21/10 11:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Diploid said:

OK so long as it's not enforced for the elder nuns.

What elder nuns? Nutter nuns are ex-communicated at age 35.

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quinn
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Registered: 01/02/10
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#13226548 - 09/21/10 11:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

the smooth nutters are something i will never be able to understand :nonono:

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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: quinn]
#13226562 - 09/21/10 11:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

But we all worship the same Nut. Next thing you know we will have Salted and Unsalted Nutters. So sad.

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the_drummer
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#13226582 - 09/21/10 11:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

OrgoneConclusion said:

There are already rumblings about a split.

Some folks are for Smooth Nutterism and othes insist on Chunky Nutterism, while I feel both have their place.

Sounds like a schism. :feelsbadman:

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andrewss
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: the_drummer]
#13226783 - 09/21/10 12:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

will there be communion?

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BluePixieWaves

Registered: 12/19/09
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: andrewss]
#13227135 - 09/21/10 01:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

andrewss said:

will there be communion?

Many nutters will eat holy nuts. :cool3:

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andrewss
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Re: Nutterism

[Re: BluePixieWaves]
#13227152 - 09/21/10 01:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

so long as we drink the "blood" I don't care what we eat

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