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"Excuse me you know where the crapper is, i have to do a very mysterious thing in there. Drop off some timber"

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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I like to hide behind a car as she leaves a bar, then jump out and yell, "I'MMMMM GONNA RAPE YA!"

She'll freak out, but then you tell her that you're only kidding, you saw her last week and just had to introduce yourself. "Since I see you're not going home with anybody would you like some company?"

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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I like to hide behind a car as she leaves a bar, then jump out and yell, "I'MMMMM GONNA RAPE YA!"

She'll freak out, but then you tell her that you're only kidding, you saw her last week and just had to introduce yourself. "Since I see you're not going home with anybody would you like some company?"


i can confirm this works especially well if you wear a mask and no pants

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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Hi there, im a premature ejaculator

Works

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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hey, do you smoke weed? Really? How about xtc, shrooms or acid? Me too :smile:
You should put my number in your phone.

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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Forget pickup lines, just walk up and say hey sexy bitch, wanna fuck?

Sometimes, "I want to lick your asshole", will work though...

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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #6]
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My name is George. Im unemployed and I live with my mother.


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Re: Pickup lines [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:rofl2:

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