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Anonymous #1

where are all the fucking girls at
    #7613474 - 11/09/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

seriously i need some fucking pussy

"dont you need somebody to love"


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Anonymous #2

Re: where are all the fucking girls at [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7613503 - 11/09/07 01:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm a big, beautiful woman. :flaming:




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Anonymous #3

Re: where are all the fucking girls at [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7614157 - 11/09/07 08:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Pussy and love are 2 different things brah


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Anonymous #4

Re: where are all the fucking girls at [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7614206 - 11/09/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Try the shampoo aisle at wal-mart on a saturday evening around, say, 3:00pm.
Make up some bullshit story about your sister or friend's sister asked you to pickup brand name shampoo, you have already located and ask her to help you find it.

She will adore you for running errands for another female and realize she needs a man like that in her life. If she had one, she wouldn't be at walmart at 3:00pm on a saturday evening when she could be at home shaving her pussy getting ready for a night out.

She will see how sensetive you are to a woman's needs because you are desperatley trying to get the right shampoo.

The conversation could go anywhere from there. If you want to ask her out, offer to 'meet' somewhere for coffee or dinner, that way she feels safe about dating a stranger.

It works....

Also say, "well, what kind of shampoo do you use?"
If she just tells you, then she's cool.
IF she shows it to you on the shelf, then she's superficial.

If you compliment her hair, compliment one aspect of it, like, the color, or lenght. Never say, "You have pretty hair."
Because, you never, ever, ever compliment a woman on something that she cannot change about herself. It makes her feel out of control of the situation....

Ok, you owe me dinner for the free advice.


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Anonymous #5

Re: where are all the fucking girls at [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7615560 - 11/09/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

good advice there


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