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Modernized Pledge of Allegiance * 2
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Advertising, and to the corporation for which it stands, one nation under Dollar, indivisible, with liberty and justice for the rich."

Figured this would a bit more accurate. :wink:


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: thirdeyeparable]
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I pledge allegiance to the highest bidders for the United States of America, and to the corporations for which they stand, one nation of the dollar, under contract, with liberty and justice for the rich.

Sabotage bitch, may the most lucrative pledge win!


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: RipVanWinkle] * 1
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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: PreparationH] * 1
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Thank you, I'm not the only one who read this and :facepalm:


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: MrEd]
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:facepalm: indeed.

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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: ModusPwnd]
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no one hre makes good thread. so shush

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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said:
no one hre makes good thread. so shush


YOU FAIL AT SHROOMERY BROSEF

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/4217757/fpart/1/vc/1


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: PreparationH]
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ok, maybe the naked woman.... no no, fuck you. they all suck major nads!

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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: akira_akuma]
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I pledge a grievance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the politicians whom I can't stand
One nation under smog, indispicable
With liberty
for just us, not all


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: F0SS1L]
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oh, canada


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: AtticusProphet]
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real original

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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: wellage]
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How about no pledge? How about people learn to be honest without having to make some superficial promise to do so that won't stop anyone from being a liar via guilt?


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: SillyBilly]
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lets all ignore silly billy. shun shun!!























lol, obviously he has the best point in this thread so far. :eek:

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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: akira_akuma]
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Anyone else ever try to get away with not saying the pledge of allegiance in school, primarily in the bible belt?
Shit gets real, real quick.


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: akira_akuma]
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Cuz its more fun to twist a national prayer than it is to say nothing :lol:


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: RipVanWinkle]
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Everyone knows the pledge is bullshit. May as well have some fun with it.


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: SillyBilly]
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SillyBilly said:
Anyone else ever try to get away with not saying the pledge of allegiance in school, primarily in the bible belt?
Shit gets real, real quick.


I got suspended for 3 days because I didn't stand up during the pledge and prayer at a pep rally once.  I went to a private school though


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: RipVanWinkle]
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Its funny that the pledge of allegiance was re written during the red scare and put in all the god shit.

Take that you gay atheist commies.


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Re: Modernized Pledge of Allegiance [Re: trekie]
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The pre-red scare pledge without god in it is alright by me.  :thumbup:

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