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How to know when you've done too much DXM
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I was recounting stories of DXM abuse in a different thread, and it reminded me of this.

    *  You can identify a dozen different brands of cough syrup ... by the smell alone
    * The local pharmacist starts asking about your tuberculosis problem
    * When you take out your recycling it's all brown glass bottles
    * You ran out of excuses at the supermarket and now just tell people you like that cherry taste
    * If Drixoral Dollars were real you'd own a Ferrari
    * You haven't slept in two weeks, haven't eaten solid food in days, and you've just told your parents that you're marrying an alien from the desert planet Zolgar
    * You've gotten so used to your eyes moving independently that you think you're actually a cleverly disguised lizard
    * You just made your fifth Christmas ornament out of those little plastic shotglasses
    * People ask you why you're walking around in shorts and a T-shirt sweating like a horse ... in the dead of winter.
    * Your native language now consists of grunts and bizarre gestures
    * Sophia Loren, Sean Connery, etc., come knocking at your door offering a night of passion and you tell them you aren't into "meat pleasures"
    * You think you're on the Internet ... physically.
    * You're sure you're actually a Jedi Master, but for some reason your Jedi Mind Powers don't seem to work on the cop that just arrested you for walking naked down Main Street.


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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* You drank a bottle of cough syrup to get high.

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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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:lolsy:


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: EdgeChaos]
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EdgeChaos said:
* You drank a bottle of cough syrup to get high.


no worse than smoking shit tons of plant matter to get high when you could extract. or drinking a beer when you could drink everclear.


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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Frizzle said:
EdgeChaos said:
* You drank a bottle of cough syrup to get high.


no worse than smoking shit tons of plant matter to get high when you could extract. or drinking a beer when you could drink everclear.


REAL DRUGZ... ETC ETC.

:kingcrankey:


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: twighead]
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oh so now DXM isn't a "real drug"

my point stands.

shit i havent tripped off of pure dxm in like...10 years and cough medicine in like..7 and i still think that statement was retardly false.


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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Sarcasm :rolleyes:


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
Sarcasm :rolleyes:



oh well now i feel stupid.

my apologies.

cranky is just so authoritative with his scepter...


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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:lol:

Someone had to play the token DXM isn't a real drug guy :tongue:


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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I'm not disagreeing with you. I just feel that the tax of the administration is disproportionate to the end result. At least get some soft gels and save yourself the agony of chugging nasty shit.

I understand that it's all subjective. I'm sure I would do it to if it made me feel like I had just dropped some molly. :shrug:

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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: EdgeChaos]
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only felt that way once and it was awesome. most times i felt like an invincible numb super robot duck thing.


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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It makes me feel like a drunk dying old man with schizophrenia and a railway spike in his head.

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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: EdgeChaos]
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that too.


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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Frizzle said:
    * You haven't slept in two weeks, haven't eaten solid food in days, and you've just told your parents that you're marrying an alien from the desert planet Zolgar



Zolgar is not a desert planet, that should be the biggest indicator you need to lay off the robo


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Prisoner#1]
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dxm is only good if you don't try to do anything. you should just lay in bed and go astral tralvelin'


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: astral cojones]
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im all about the DXM but this post just wasn't funny :thumbdown:


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Etherealslimshady]
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Etherealslimshady said:
im all about the DXM but this post just wasn't funny :thumbdown:




well i thought so. that's why i made it.

thanks for sharing though!


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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I never tried DXM...I prefer to only do drugs I can drive on (4acodmt, 2ce, alcohol, etc)
:redneck:

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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Glow2]
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Glow2 said:
I never tried DXM...I prefer to only do drugs I can drive on (4acodmt, 2ce, alcohol, etc)
:redneck:


dont forgt nos and dob


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Re: How to know when you've done too much DXM [Re: Frizzle]
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Frizzle said:
EdgeChaos said:
* You drank a bottle of cough syrup to get high.


no worse than smoking shit tons of plant matter to get high when you could extract. or drinking a beer when you could drink everclear.



Yes it is.

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