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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Great Scott]
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PeyoteZen said:
I'm a lighter relocation specialist.



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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Great Scott]
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I've seen websites dedicated to this "sport"
rules involving having to return the lighter if called on it
certain lighters are off limits
i think even color made a difference
:shrug:


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: CosmicFool]
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Damn hipsters. Why can't they take up a proper sport.. like drive-by heckling or gnome snatching.


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Great Scott]
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PeyoteZen said:
That's why I use propane!
Propane is clean burning and odorless in it's natural form. What you're smelling was actually put there by man for safety reasons. :hank:



Yup....So if there is a leak ya can actually smell something.



My dad used to work for a propane company, :hank: haha, and he somehow got a bunch of the "odorant" on himself one day...the stuff they use to give propane it's odor...It was so concentrated, stank so bad....





Anyway, i'm guilty of pocketing lighters sometimes if the bowl cashes out on me...I think it's funny how common it is for peoples lighters to get "lost" or stolen


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Great Scott]
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I always end up losing lighters when I visit friends... Doesn't bother me too much; lighters are inexpensive.

But a game dedicated to stealing lighters?  That's just... kinda... lame.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: sun_spots]
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not if youre 16 though!!

:lol: :jailbait:


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: the human abstract]
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I'm not a player I throw up a lot. :crankdre:


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Great Scott]
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PeyoteZen said:
Damn hipsters. Why can't they take up a proper sport.. like drive-by heckling or gnome snatching.


:datass:

I wanna do some gnome snatching

Sometimes I come home with no lighter (like today) some days I come home with a bunch.

:shrug:

It's annoying though.

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Beanhead]
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haha.. this reminded me of this party my youngest bro was at.

it was a house party when he was like 15 or 16. the girls parents were out of town and she threw the party without them knowing.

she got pissed at him some point during the party so to get her back he stole all the remotes from the house.

like 6 months later he gives them back to her in a trash bag at her locker.

apparently she would have gotten away with the party but her parents couldnt find any remotes. the figured something happened.

she got in a shit load of trouble.

haha


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: the human abstract]
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The Official Rules
:lol:


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Great Scott]
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PeyoteZen said:
I'm not a player I throw up a lot. :crankdre:


i was nick named pukeyMcRedeyes in my high school days

thank you for bringing back my traumatized high school life


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: CosmicFool]
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3. Let the Bastard Steal a Joke Lighter
Go to the joke shop. Purchase one joke electric shock or exploding lighter. Go to mates house. Leave joke lighter out for thief to steal. If you have ever been tricked by one of these lighters you will realise why this is a good idea. When I bought an electric shock one I decided to test it to see if it really was that bad. I nearly pissed myself. Try one yourself...

I'm going to go fetch myself some phonies :lol:

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: CosmicFool]
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CosmicFool said:
The Official Rules
:lol:


Other than this:
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4. 'Searching an Accused'
Another rule created in favour of the victim. After having a lighter stolen the victim will accuse somebody of that theft and he then has right to search that person using the police/bouncer search method or 'pat down' as it is commonly known as. The victim can search that one person only and if the lighter is not found the victim must get used to the fact his lighter has gone unless the victim has a good reason to search somebody else.These reasons can include overhearing who has the lighter, an informer grassing a thief up or catching sight of the lighter again.
The crotch area is not allowed to be searched as it is against the rules for the thief to hide the lighter there.


As soon as they realize their lighter is missing and ask for it you give it back. The grab-ass at the pass method is lame. :thumbdown:


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: sun_spots]
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sun_spots said:
Liar

Do you steal lighters and weed?


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: the human abstract]
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:wink:


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Maurer]
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Maurer said:
sun_spots said:
Liar

Do you steal lighters and weed?


Well, if she steals weed assumedly she'd need a lighter at some point too.

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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I fucking hate lighter thieves, especially the ones who deny it when you saw them take it.lol. "no dude this is my lighter"


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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen [Re: dschmidt8]
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Yeah, I'm more often than not the one who loses lighters.  Sometimes they accidentally end up in my pocket, but I usually notice at some point & give them back.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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