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rustycobwebs
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So that's why my lighters always get stolen

#12812827 - 06/27/10 03:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

GrowWannaBe said:

ever play the game at parties where you ask to borrow a lighter then walk off. Then you see how many lighters you can get by the end of the night...funny unless someone catches on...

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GeorgieBoy

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: rustycobwebs]
#12812843 - 06/27/10 03:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

shit is mean.

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morrowasted
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12812855 - 06/27/10 03:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have a habit of accidentally pocketing lighters that get passed to me if I'm the last one to hit the bowl

can't really help it :sad:

:sad:

people are always accusing me of being a lighter thief

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blewmeanie

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: GeorgieBoy]
#12812856 - 06/27/10 03:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

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Great Scott
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: rustycobwebs]
#12813388 - 06/27/10 05:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What is this lighter stealing you speak of?

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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: Great Scott]
#12813466 - 06/27/10 05:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm usually the one that keeps an eye on who's lighter is who's when I get blazed with friends.

Probably the only time I'm the most responsible person in a given situation. :tongue:

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Frost
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813490 - 06/27/10 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've actually heard of that game before, it's really lame and for homos.

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CokedUpHobit64

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: Frost]
#12813496 - 06/27/10 05:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Frost said:

I've actually heard of that game before, it's really lame and for homos.

Same. Fuck those people.

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Beanhead
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813501 - 06/27/10 05:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

morrowasted said:

I have a habit of accidentally pocketing lighters that get passed to me if I'm the last one to hit the bowl

can't really help it people are always accusing me of being a lighter thief

I'm to stoned mang :sad:

:sad:

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gab1159
Conventional weirdo...

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: CokedUpHobit64]
#12813507 - 06/27/10 05:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This friend of mine who steals lighters because he forgets to hand them back... :huxleyfacepalm:

:huxleyfacepalm:

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Bridgeburner
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813515 - 06/27/10 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

none of you guys use matches?

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813516 - 06/27/10 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i use my lighter to pack the bowl down

if someone steals it and has it in their car the dog will alert on it

dont steal my light bitches :nono:

:nono:

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Beanhead
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813519 - 06/27/10 05:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes but it's annoying but joints go out. So each time you have to use a new match.

Lighter ftw

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Great Scott
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813549 - 06/27/10 05:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's why I use propane!
Propane is clean burning and odorless in it's natural form. What you're smelling was actually put there by man for safety reasons. :hank:

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sun_spots
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813563 - 06/27/10 05:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

morrowasted said:

I have a habit of accidentally pocketing lighters that get passed to me if I'm the last one to hit the bowl

can't really help it people are always accusing me of being a lighter thief

Stealing is wrong, brah

You're going to Hell

:smilingpuppy:

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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Great Scott
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813578 - 06/27/10 05:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You're going to hell too, sun cheeks. :haha:

:haha:

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: Great Scott]
#12813594 - 06/27/10 05:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Already there, babycakes. :wink:

:wink:

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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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GeorgieBoy

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813618 - 06/27/10 05:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sun_spots said:

Already there, babycakes.

i bet she steals lighters :ifyoucanawe:

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Great Scott
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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

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#12813619 - 06/27/10 05:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What's it like down there?
I sing with Angels and get to play polo with St. Peter and shit. :harp:

:harp:

I'm a lighter relocation specialist.

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Edited by Great Scott (06/27/10 05:55 PM)

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Re: So that's why my lighters always get stolen

[Re: Great Scott]
#12813629 - 06/27/10 05:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Liar

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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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