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OfflineSneezingPenis
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The Lighter Thieves Thread
    #4160687 - 05/11/05 05:01 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Everyone does it.... No one likes it....

Sometimes I come home with 7 lighters in my pocket, other times someone has taken my only lighter....

I want to see a court case one day over the theft of a lighter, but not from a store, like a friend vs friend lawsuit. Do you think that could possibly hold up in court? maybe a multiple lighter pilfering charge? "your honor, over the last 4 years, this man has stolen 114 lighters from me".

Also, there needs to be a National Lighter Theives Guild, or maybe a Fraternal Order of Lighter Theives.It could be a worldwide force, we could hold Bic hostage by only targeting their lighters forcing everyone to purchase those other crappy brands where the flint rolls out or the wheel gets stuck.
I can see an opposing coalition of anti-lighter theives emerging, trying to pass legislation to make lighter theivery a finable misdemeanor....

Ok, getting carried away....post some stories, or express your anger of lighter theives here.....or just think of some more ideas to further an argument for your cause, be you on either side of the issue.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4160693 - 05/11/05 05:06 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I do it.

I'm a victim of it.

Lighter thievery runs rampant!!!

What's the deal with this?

Why is is somewhat acceptable to gank lighters?

I don't get it.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4160704 - 05/11/05 05:14 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

the world may never know  :oogle:


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: Muppet]
    #4160716 - 05/11/05 05:32 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah....we have all seem to come to the understanding that no one really owns a lighter. This could even be considered something like subconscious communism! First the propane tanks, and now this! what will the world come to if we actually start sharing something on a mass level?


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4160752 - 05/11/05 06:17 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

lighters are communal property

unless its like a zippo..


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: 40oz]
    #4160773 - 05/11/05 06:35 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I don't smoke anything so I doubt I even own a lighter let alone have one that I stole from someone.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: 40oz]
    #4160811 - 05/11/05 07:27 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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fortyounces2freedom said:
lighters are communal property

unless its like a zippo..



couldn't have said it better myself  :craven:


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4160815 - 05/11/05 07:34 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

my friends used to hate me for stealing lighters.  all the time they would be like..

"dude, give me back my fuckin lighter"

"nah man I don't have it"

"you haven't even checked and you say you don't have it"

"dude when I say I don't have it, i don't have it. mmmk?"

*friend checks for 10 minutes for a lighter*

"..Oh shit is yours the green one?"

"no"

"well its not mine"

"well its not mine either"

*huh* :nut:


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4160819 - 05/11/05 07:48 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i had two friends who were roommates. one of them continually stole the other's lighters from him (not enough to cause problems) for a long while. then one christmas he gave the other guy a present of like 100+ lighters back, that were all the guy's to begin with.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: 40oz]
    #4160884 - 05/11/05 08:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:
lighters are communal property

unless its like a zippo..




my sentiments exactly!


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: Teragon]
    #4160898 - 05/11/05 09:13 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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Teragon said:
i had two friends who were roommates. one of them continually stole the other's lighters from him (not enough to cause problems) for a long while. then one christmas he gave the other guy a present of like 100+ lighters back, that were all the guy's to begin with.




rofl, that's the best thing I've heard all day! Giving back his 100+ lighters as a gift lol the gift that keeps on giving!


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4160930 - 05/11/05 09:47 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Lighters are like change, scattered all over my house, in my pockets, car, bags. I don't cry over missing lighters.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4160945 - 05/11/05 09:53 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

A group of people i used to hang around with had the concept of "if you exited the house with one or more of someone else's lighters they were officially yours" sad isn't it.

There is something satisfing about hoarding lighters though, or changing someones lighter to a different coloured one and acting innocent when they notice so they think they're going crazy


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4160958 - 05/11/05 09:58 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i have fallen victim way too many times to this! i can keep a light for more than a couple days before it gets snatched


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4160960 - 05/11/05 09:58 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

All weed smokers do it, its some thing to do with short term....... I forget the word, but it begins with an M


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4160964 - 05/11/05 09:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

haha, that's funny mikey.

I accidently stole a couple lighters, and I've had a few taken. It mostly happens after a long smoking session when everyone is too stoned to care about ownership, someone just puts the lighter in their pocket.

What's cool is finding a lighter you thought you lost, or being out and about and finding a lighter on the ground full of fuel.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: Aaladorn]
    #4160999 - 05/11/05 10:11 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

As long as noone ends up lighterless theres no problem. Theyre fucking cheap anywy. That didnt stop me from bumpin them though hehe.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4161121 - 05/11/05 10:49 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

thats why you should buy bright pink lighters. no one wants those.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: Vvellum]
    #4161181 - 05/11/05 11:07 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

or white ones, and then people are too scared to take them.


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Re: The Lighter Thieves Thread [Re: Krishna]
    #4161511 - 05/11/05 12:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Ahhh thats a good point!  :shocked:

I'll have to try that actually, a bright pink sparkly lighter

But if a big muscly dude asks you for a light you'd look well odd  :crazy: lol


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