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Ooops! I broke your bong!
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Ever break someone elses bong/bowl/whatever?

I was 17 at the time I broke my friends bong. The bong cost $300 (which is pricey for a high school kid) and well... I brought my hookah to his house and left it in a bag. I sat on this fold out chair and it kind of slid back a little. All of a sudden I hear "CLINK!" and thought FUCK, I broke my hookah. I turn around, and his bong was broken right above the base.

I did the right thing though. It was right around the holidays, so I took the 300 bucks I owed him, collected 200 bucks from a few of our friends, and we went out and bought him a new $500 bong. I had to tell my mom I stepped on his playstation slim and that's why I needed the money (at the time she had access to my bank account).

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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I haven't personally, but my friends break/lose each others pieces from time to time.

A 300 dollar bong was smashed one time, my friend put iso in it to clean it or something, went to swish it around and clocked the countertop with it. Smash!

Also, someone dropped a pipe in the river while rafting, haha.

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Brugman]
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That sucks, well in the future when the river dries up, future people will find this bowl and hopefully figure out what it was for.

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
I haven't personally, but my friends break/lose each others pieces from time to time.

A 300 dollar bong was smashed one time, my friend put iso in it to clean it or something, went to swish it around and clocked the countertop with it. Smash!

Also, someone dropped a pipe in the river while rafting, haha.


I also haven't broken anyone elses pieces, but that's exactly how I broke both of my glass bongs, I just got done cleaning them and was shaking the water out of them and smacked it against the sink, oops.


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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When I use to have friends I was at one of my pot smoking friend's place and he passed me his really nice glass bong and I smashed it against the wall because that kind of stuff is funny to me.


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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i've had the insides of friends' bowls break while cleaning them out.  but i contend it was their fault for allowing so much tar to accumulate that it was near impossible to get it out with a knife and paper clip


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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I bought a really nice glass bong for my 18th birthday as present to myself... The day after I bought it me and my mates were sat in the back garden smoking a few bowls and my girlfriend came and sat next to me and went to put her legs up on my chair, kicking it over.

We were all horrified :frown:.

She still hasn't replaced it :crankey:.


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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At least you replaced it, and with a nicer one :thumbup:

I just broke my bestfriend's $30 bowl with some gold inlay scorpion(cool bowl) but her bday's coming up, she told me not to worry bout it, I'll replace it.


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Cepheus]
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aDoS said:
When I use to have friends I was at one of my pot smoking friend's place and he passed me his really nice glass bong and I smashed it against the wall because that kind of stuff is funny to me.


haha ados... I can always count on you for a good laugh. :lol:

Cepheus said:
I bought a really nice glass bong for my 18th birthday as present to myself... The day after I bought it me and my mates were sat in the back garden smoking a few bowls and my girlfriend came and sat next to me and went to put her legs up on my chair, kicking it over.

We were all horrified :frown:.

She still hasn't replaced it :crankey:.


Well get on that brotha! Get that shit replaced! At least get it replaced as a holiday gift or something. And if she's the type of girl who will get upset or some shit like that over you asking to replace the piece she broke, just ask her to buy you a new piece, in your own head you will know its a replacement lol.

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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I've been nagging her for the last year and a half.. but she always manages to get out of it somehow.


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:sun: "...and I know that I have to keep breathing, as tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide will bring?" :sun:

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Send any spare spore prints you might have and help the distribution :grin:

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: magikgrl]
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magikgrl said:
At least you replaced it, and with a nicer one :thumbup:

I just broke my bestfriend's $30 bowl with some gold inlay scorpion(cool bowl) but her bday's coming up, she told me not to worry bout it, I'll replace it.


sounds good man. Get her a nice piece for her birthday to make up for it.

I remember when I broke my first bowl I ever bought. I was sitting on the balcony of my dorm building with a friend smoking a bowl with her. I left it on my lap and we were getting ready to go back in. I stood up and heard "CRASH" and thought "oops i dropped my lighter................ wait.... lighters dont crash" - I slowly turned around and saw my bowl in 3 large pieces and a bunch of shards and nearly started to cry. It was my first bowl that I had for 5 years! So I picked up the pieces, brought em back to my room, and the only thing that lifted my spirits a bit was how much resin was in the bowl to smoke.

I wrapped the pieces up with computer paper, taped it good and kept it. For 2 years I kept the broken pieces, and recently I decided it was time for me to dispose of it.

I connect with my pieces... they are more than just something to smoke out of. So it was like part of me died when it broke.

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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A friend of mine left his new 350 PHX in my room for safe keeping...we were done using it so i put it under my desk for safe keeping. He sat down to use my computer, knocked it over, and cracked it where the fem piece fits in. So much for safe keeping...Then this bitch knocked over my bong outside. It was hillarious because right after my friend just looks up, starts laughing, and says exactly, "Dude, that bitch just broke your bong!" So she gave me about 80 bucks for a 130 bong...i'm not mad just...that was my favorite bong to date... RIP Stewart II

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
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Shroomsbrrr said:
A friend of mine left his new 350 PHX in my room for safe keeping...we were done using it so i put it under my desk for safe keeping. He sat down to use my computer, knocked it over, and cracked it where the fem piece fits in. So much for safe keeping...Then this bitch knocked over my bong outside. It was hillarious because right after my friend just looks up, starts laughing, and says exactly, "Dude, that bitch just broke your bong!" So she gave me about 80 bucks for a 130 bong...i'm not mad just...that was my favorite bong to date... RIP Stewart II


if it was the fem piece then just buy a new one? Or was it like where the fem piece fits into the bong.

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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where the fem fits into the bong

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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
When I use to have friends I was at one of my pot smoking friend's place and he passed me his really nice glass bong and I smashed it against the wall because that kind of stuff is funny to me.


Kid you should never smash a bong.

You're a dick.


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
aDoS said:
When I use to have friends I was at one of my pot smoking friend's place and he passed me his really nice glass bong and I smashed it against the wall because that kind of stuff is funny to me.


Kid you should never smash a bong.

You're a dick.


:yesnod:

I'da smashed his head against the wall for breaking my bong :evil:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Platinum]
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I broke a friend's pipe once.

We were on a roadie and smoked like 3 bowls.  I was hella high and had it on my lap and forgot about it.  We got out at a gas station to get some drinks and...SMASH! tinkle tinkle

I bought him a cooler one about 3 weeks later that he still has.  I felt terrible about it at first, but he likes his new pipe better, so :shrug:


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: blewmeanie]
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Trolled.


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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i dropped my zippo on my glass bubbler and it broke right in half:sad:


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Re: Ooops! I broke your bong! [Re: xxxem3ryxxx]
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I have a 500 dollar custom bubbler with sillohettes sandblasted into it from scenes from the anime Bleach.

I also have a 360 dollar Lux with a 120 dollar Chris Carlson blown slide I use in it.

My anarchist alcoholic nutjob of a roommate was never careful with my shit and it was a major reason why I moved out and left the lease early. If you can't respect my belongings I have no respect for you.

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