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Flirting
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What the fuck is the point?

How do you do it SUCCESSFULLY

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Oh man.

Here comes a bombshell.

You ready?


ACT LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

That's it. I'm not even kidding you.

Make a good first impression, get a number by being polite, witty, (and good looking).

Then fuck right off until she's hounding you for more conversation.

Then, proceed with caution. 90% of bitches are crazy.

This, has saved my life.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #2]
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yup, it really is that simple

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #3]
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flirting isn't something you try to do. it happens when you're just having a good time talking to a fine lady. if they're giggling or seem interested in what you're saying, you're probably flirting just fine. light teasing is good.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #4]
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first thing to do is to grab some boobs so they know you're interested.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Just look pretty.

The more you talk, the less pretty you look.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Oh man.

Here comes a bombshell.

You ready?


ACT LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

That's it. I'm not even kidding you.

Make a good first impression, get a number by being polite, witty, (and good looking).

Then fuck right off until she's hounding you for more conversation.

Then, proceed with caution. 90% of bitches are crazy.

This, has saved my life.


Don't forget to smile without being creepy and it takes nothing more than "hi" to
get the ball rolling.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Yes the smile should come naturally, don't over or under do it.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Good model for smiling...

this  :awedrugs:

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:ugly:

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #8]
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If you are a guy flirting with a girl acting like you dont give a fuck will most likely
#1 yes have her thinking about you a bit cause you WILL be considered a total dick for ignoring her.
#2 If she likes you, it'll make her think about HERSELF a LOT more than about you (thoughts like "whats wrong with ME, why wont he talk to ME, why doesnt he like ME) and the whole situation will become about HER since the get go
#3 Make her realize even considering you for any kind of relationship is making her feel bad about herself.

From here she will either just forget about you or

#4 It'll make her want to make you want her
#5 once SHE gets YOU were she wanted you she'll either go crazy bitch on you and ruin your life or simply leave you high and dry.

PS: This whole process might take anywhere from 2mins (you think she just walked away, no she didnt, girls THINK a LOT. Heck a girl could have a name for each of the 3 children you'll have together before you even say "hi" and she decides not to talk to you) to 2years depending on the girl

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anon 10 seems to be female.

What would you suggest as a better tactic then?

I normally don't mess with what works.

If one girl isn't interested in you, why bother with her? Plenty of other nice girls around.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Yeah I don't bother flirting I just stick to the girls that like me to begin with and approach me. It's a long and tedious method though. I got a girlfriend though, so it is effective. I'm insane and inhibited though, so I wonder how this is gonna work out. The only time I really feel at ease is when we're making out.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Be confident. (Who doesn't like confidence?)
Always compliment girls on something they can change. (Complimenting them on something they can change provides more comfort.)

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Successful flirting usually includes a sincere smile, yes.

Act like you are much cutter than you are (this one really works boys!!) - beware, your objective is not to make the girl think you are cutter than you are. YOU need to believe it, if you really work yourself up and convince yourself you are you'll be a lot more confident, there for your encounters will be much less awkward.

Have a few interesting things to say (just don’t talk too much and turn it into a lecture cause you’ll go from interesting to boring faster than you may think)

Try to be funny, but cute subtle funny. If she likes you at all she’ll giggle a little more than she usually would at subtle funny things. Girls don’t like guys who try too hard to be funny and end up resorting to Joke telling, jokes are NOT a part of a good conversation. Funny, witty and non-controversial remarks are usually the way to go, even if they are random.

Let HER talk but compliment/add to what she is talking about here and there. Girls don’t want someone that’ll just sit there and listen (no matter how much you’ve heard otherwise) that’s just simply no fun and you will come across as having no personality if you don’t have your share of things to say too.

If you are in a bar or party setting don’t get discouraged if the girl you are flirting with isn’t interested, this doesn’t necessarily mean you are doing a bad job at flirting. Sometimes girls are genuinely not interested in picking up, or meeting a guy, or even talking at all in these kinda events, sometimes we just happen to be there because there was nothing else to do.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Anon 10 seems to be female.

What would you suggest as a better tactic then?

I normally don't mess with what works.

If one girl isn't interested in you, why bother with her? Plenty of other nice girls around.



lol, yeah I am.
and that is a healthy additude, if one girl just IS NOT interested then leave her be, if you keep insisting on her she might think you are a weird stalker type or something.

If you leave her be she might even re-consider, i'll admit its not likely but "That nice guy that I didnt dance with" is a much better memory than "That creeped out pervert that wouldnt leave me alone and ruined my whole night"

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Thanks a lot everyone.

Here's another question.

HOW IMPORTANT IS EYE CONTACT? and one's own body language?

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Not very. Dont look her in the eye EVER.. And stand at attention the whole time.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #1]
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eye contact is important; but again there is a difference between eye contact and creepy eye contact. make it seem like you're listening and telling the truth, but don't stare... if that makes sense.

body language is also important, but i don't know if it's something you can really control. i think it's sort of like something you work out on a subconscious level that basically tells the other person what your intentions are or how you feel or how serious you are about the conversation. if your intentions are not threatening to the person you should be fine.

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Re: Flirting [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Not very. Dont look her in the eye EVER.. And stand at attention the whole time.


If you are a dog that is good advice, all the girls I know find the eye contact important. Constantly evading is a sign of something being up usually.

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