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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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Nah, you don't want to lie about something impressive. The point is to make it something obscure and ridiculous...basically, the kind of think that no one would ever lie about.

Tell 'em that you were a worked on George Bushes ranch during the summer, or that you wrote the script to Pluto Nash under a pen name.:tongue2:

The goal is a combination of obscurity, self defamation, and humor while simultaneously granting yourself an air of notoriety. That way, if you get caught in the lie you can just laugh it off while refusing to admit it because it's all so ridiculous.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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Yep!

I also play the didgeridoo in this totally rockin' band called The Jesus and Mary Chain. Look us up, we're all over the place.

:djkoopa:

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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PrymaLScReam said:
Yep!

I also play the didgeridoo in this totally rockin' band called The Jesus and Mary Chain. Look us up, we're all over the place.

:djkoopa:


i have 3 of your cd's.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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Your support is most appreciated.

You've probably noticed that my playing elevates our otherwise passable albums to the status of transcendental masterpieces.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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PrymaLScReam said:
Your support is most appreciated.

You've probably noticed that my playing elevates our otherwise passable albums to the status of transcendental masterpieces.


actually your playin is the only reason i bought the cd's. it speaks to me.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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It's funny you say that. Girls tell me the same thing about my penis.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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I would not be impressed! :lol: :cuteshit:


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Tetriana]
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:uhoh:

Why not? It's only the coolest new hallucinogen around. I know a guy who knows a guy who took some and got to meet Toucan Sam.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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PrymaLScReam said:
:uhoh:

Why not? It's only the coolest new hallucinogen around. I know a guy who knows a guy who took some and got to meet Toucan Sam.


Wow.. lyke omgzors.. when are we going to fuck already!?  :inlove2:




:lolsy:


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Tetriana]
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ZOMG LYK RIGHT NAO PLZ?!?!

PM ME'Z!!!!1

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
you want to appear dangerous?
you pullin a costanza??




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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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why dont we have a douchebag smiley? :mad2:









:gayvirgin: this could work.....


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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:beerbag: 

:bucktoothfattygangsta: 

:ranchydance: 

:shirtlesssoldier: 

:electrickoolaid:

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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aw i like the koolaid man




it really needs to be something like this


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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Jrea said:
aw i like the koolaid man



Yes, but he tends to behave in a rather douchey manner from time to time. It's a part of the biz, though, I suppose.

And that's as much as I can say without being accused of stealing a fucking Dane Cook joke, 'cause that's just a low I hope to never sink to.

I like your suggestion, also, but I'll raise you a

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The King of Tools everywhere.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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oooooo, very nive very nice


if you google douchebag though it goes hand in hand with guido




ahh so much douchebaggery!


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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These...creatures...cannot belong to the same species as us. I refuse to believe it.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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:awesome:


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Jrea]
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Those faggots are all over the place in New Jersey.  They fucking ruin our beaches, buncha cocksmokers they are.


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