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i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom
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...so the dumb ones get the impression that i'm dangerous. This is gonna work.

:cuteshit:

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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I approve of this plan


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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:tarantino:


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Edited by The_Ghost (06/09/10 08:56 PM)

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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you want to appear dangerous?
you pullin a costanza??


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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I can count on one hand the amount of times I've watched Seinfeld. And the vast majority of those episodes were ages ago. High school days. One of my best friends at the time loved the show. :shrug:

So, uh, 'splain this, por favor?

Edited by PrymaLScReam (06/09/10 09:01 PM)

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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There is nothing about this that could ever possibly go wrong.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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just donate to the human fund and I'll tell you all about seinfeld


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Tds]
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:oogle:

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Mchaggis]
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Vandelay Industries approves your plan

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: Tds]
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:billymaythumbup:

I agree. There's a few girls in the pool right now at the hotel I'm staying at. Maybe I should offer them a free hit each?

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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a bathroom?


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If you're frightened of dying and  you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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what if one of them tells her friends that you have a drug lab?  if she really thinks jenkem is a drug, word could get around.

so, i'd think about that

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: sleepy]
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i have a mef lab...i could give u a tour if u so desire

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: sleepy]
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When I want people to think I'm dangerous, I just carry around a samurai sword.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: sleepy]
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Then a bunch of cops'll raid my room for a turd. That'd be pretty fucking epic, actually.

I rarely ever keep more actual dr00gz on me than I can consume in one or two sittings.

And...is jokes, dude.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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If you want a good lie, tell 'em you were the drummer from some mildly obscure one hit wonder band from 5-10 years ago.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: blewmeanie]
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I've done that so many times. I don't even try to keep it obscure half the time.

"Yeah, I'm in a band. Play bass."

"Oh my god that's sooo cool! What are you guys called?"

"The Clash. Here's our MySpace."

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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I was the baby in Ghostbusters 2.


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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: blewmeanie]
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I'm a notorious underground rapper called Docta X.

But the best lie I've ever heard was when a friend of mine convinced some emptyheaded skank that he was the heir to the throne of Spain.

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Re: i'm gonna start telling girls i have a jenkem lab in my bathroom [Re: PrymaLScReam]
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omg you have a drug lab in your bathroom!?!?!?!?








:poopbanana: lol.


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