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Anonymous #4

Re: Does anyone else not care for babies?

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#12451704 - 04/25/10 12:58 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I want to punch that baby ^^^ in the face. Honestly not trying to be funny if I saw "it" in a store and could push it down and make it cry without its gorilla father catching me I would

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Anonymous #13

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#12452565 - 04/25/10 08:44 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

All of this endless coddling and gushing over fat little brainless amoeboids. I don't get it. I hate babies.

hahahaha dude this has been a problem for me for years. Even more so now that all my friends are having babies. i never seem enthusiastic enough for them when they ask me if i want to "meet" their baby. How the fuck do you meet a baby!? :kingcrankey:

It's not like you guys are going to have an awesome conversation about politics or some shit, it's a fuckin blank chalkboard with bowels.

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Anonymous #6

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#12453106 - 04/25/10 01:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Don't blame the baby. It's the parents who are complete self obsessed morons. You'll have more chance at meaningful interaction with the baby than with the dorks who spawned it. And they used to be such nice people...

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Anonymous #14

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#12453203 - 04/25/10 01:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

i hate the way babies smell

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Anonymous #15

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#12453207 - 04/25/10 01:27 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

The problem with babies is that people think they're miracles. Something that has happened literally billions of times can, I guess, be called miracles, but that's a bit watered down then, yeah?

Babies are not miracles. Anybody seen the average waste associated with an American baby? I'm not talking the shit in the diapers either.

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Anonymous #4

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#12453399 - 04/25/10 02:25 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I know exactly what you mean about the enthusiasm its like its not my baby I'm not gonna fucking jump for joy just because you think its exciting. Same thing for when my brother got engaged to his fat ugly wife. I could barely mutter out a "thats cool" and he's like "you think you would be a litle more happy for me than that". Its like why? I could give a fuck.

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Anonymous #1

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#12454273 - 04/25/10 04:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Really? I am hardly indifferent when friends get engaged. But it's more like WTF? Dumbass!! But I congratulate them anyway.

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Anonymous #16

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#12456821 - 04/26/10 12:35 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

For all you baby/kid haters

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