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cant find the poop story. help
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years ago i found a really funny poop story on the shroomery and i'm looking for it but can't find it.  i tried looking on google and the homesite but cant find it anywhere.  i tried using key words from the story i remember but no success.  the story was about someone who made a huge mess in the bathroom, slipped and fell on a poo-water filled floor and made a poop-angel like you would in snow.  i'd really appreciate it if someone can find this for me :wink:

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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: andresq45]
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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: Envix]
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no thats not it.  it was here on the shroomery :/

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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: andresq45]
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It was the day after my 18th birthday, that I decided to eat the shrooms that have been waiting to be eaten for a few weeks. These were of the cyanescans species. I had 8 grams, and ate 4 grams of it, with concentrated minute maid OJ, as usual. It was a dark cloudy day, and for some reason nearly every time i trip, it just always happens to be a cloudy day. Weird...Anyway i consumed the ass-nasty shrooms, and felt a huge shit on its way. So i grabbed me a MAXIM magazine, went to the toilet and unleashed hell. My god it was soo fucking painful, it was of the hard crunchy variety, i nearly died. So, after nearly having a stroke, and popping a vein in my forehead, i continued to read my glorified MAXIM magazine, in a somewhat post-shit state of mind. Then i started to feel all shroomy, that ominous, creepy, feeling sneaking up on me...than i started getting excited. So, i slammed down the MAXIM magazine on the floor as hard as i could. Being in the heat of excitement, i forgot to wipe my ass. So, i used my left hand to scrape off all the slimy greasy shit residue outta my ass crack, and squeezed all the shit through my fingers, into the yellow, mildew-stained toilet bowl covered with pubic hairs. Felt sorta warm and relaxing, and i took a big whiff of my shit, the smell brought back memories of when i used to have my girlfriend pass "chocolates" through her cute pinkish brown little anus into my mouth. As i looked at the big huge dark greenish turd that caused me to bust a nut, i noticed it look like a giant slug or sea creature of some kind, that was cool...then i realized...damm these are some kick ass shroomies!! So i finished picking out the dryed up turds tangled up in my hairy ass and flushed it down the toilet, and licked all the shit off my fingers and wiped them down on my jeans and went to my bedroom, or the trip room as i like to call it. When i stepped into my room, almost every single object looked at least somewhat slighty distorted. I was seeing the typical wall-ceiling-floor movements, and all the yellow stains on the wall seemed more vibrant and beautiful. Almost everything seemed to possess some kind of energy, and i was starting to see the faint geometrical designs and colors around me. I called my sister up and asked if she was in the mood for sex, all she did was give me a blowjob, but damm did it feel good. The orgasm and feeling of someone's hot wet mouth sucking on your peeing equipment was heightened. Thank god my parents had to have two kids. Of course, i had to return the favor by "play-raping" her, see, she enjoys being forced to do things, mostly sexual things, she gets off on it. What a weird girl, huh? When i was "raping" her, her face was all contorted, i couldn't even look at her, and the bed seemed like it was moving in the opposite rythym as us, i was almost too distracted to even continue. She wanted me to drink her piss, but i wasnt in the mood for that at the time. Of course, she threw a fit, but fuck her. Anyway, by that time i was peaking big time, my mind was just fucked up beyond recognition, i couldnt really concentrate on anything. I was seeing red and white colors overlapping everywhere, like a transparent, computerized, landscape of red and white hills before my eyes. I looked at my sister's face, and her eyes were just filled with black, i couldnt make out the eyeballs or anything, my mind couldnt process it, all i saw was like a dark black circle or something, and the same thing happened when i looked at people on tv, so that was freaky, but i was having fun with it. I decided to put some hardcore trance on, with mind-numbing beats that can make some people go pyschotic when they listen to it on shrooms. That changed the atmosphere a lot. So i started dancing around with my sister, who was drunk and high by this time. We both got naked, i felt soo much free, simply because i was unclothed. I never really knew what total freedom and liberty felt like up until then. It was pretty fuckin awesome. We started getting horny again, and we started to wrestle, if any of you have not wrestled naked with another naked chick....you have not lived!! The feeling of our "uncharted" skin areas touching each other just felt incredible, and then we ended up doing the 69. Right after we almost were finished, the doorbell rang, and it was one of my sister's girlfriends', (she's bisexual) and we told her about everything we did, and she got pissed that we never called her to come over and join us. But later on that night we had a threesome, as usual. Man, what a great shroomy day that was!

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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: YellowDesertSun]
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nope.  that's not it either...  i remember the story saying something about he slipped and fell on the shit covered floor and ended up making a poo-angel and i he said "art man"

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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: andresq45]
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I was staying at a friends house one time and took a morning shower when all of a sudden I had to take a dump. The toilet was right there so I thought what the hey. But I slipped and fell on the ground and in sheer shock I shat myself. Diarrhea, just my luck. So I was lying there dripping wet in my own shit and thought now what.

So I got up, took the shower-head and wet the floor to clean it up. By then the floor was covered in light brown muck and man it reeked.

So I walked to the closet to see what it held and I fell again, on the poop covered floor. I got up again and you wouldn't believe it: I inadvertently had made a poop angel on his bathroom floor trying to get up. Art man.

I opened the closet and guess what: no towels to mop up the shit. And my whole back was dripping watery diluted diarrhea. Damn, now what?

So I just wiped my body off on his shower curtain, but the thing was water-repellent so by the time I was through it was completely covered in poo.

I showered off but the bits clogged the drain so I said fuck it, turned the shower off and stepped out of the muddy water.

Now what, still no towels. I spotted the guy's bathrobe so I put it on and rubbed myself to get dry. As I went for my clothes I fell again because of the goop on the floor and now the shit was all over his bathrobe too. So I got bunches of TP (all that was left of the roll) and tried to rub it off but it only got worse anbd spread out.

I gave up and hung the shit stained robe to dry, threw the TP into the toilet and flushed. Well that got clogged too and the damn thing overflowed, so I took the coathanger of his robe and poked it up, but the pincher of the designer coathanger got snagged in the toilet somehow and I couldn't get it out so I said fuck it and left it in there.

I wiped my shit stained feet on his bath mat, got dressed and got the fuck out of there, feeling I had worn out my welcome.

I wish I had a recording of the phonecall he gave me when he had gotten up two hours later and wanted to take a morning pee.


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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: Asante]
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YEESS!!  that's it thank you so much!

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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: andresq45]
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I'm fucking crying from these stories right now.


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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: Maurer]
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HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF. That first one was fucking disturbing LOL, and the second was just so fucked up.. Lol I still love how that guy just leaves instead of bothering to take care of the shit covered shower curtain and bath robe, shit flooded floor, and the clogged toilet with a clothes hanger stuck in it. LMAO


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Re: cant find the poop story. help [Re: Asante]
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Hahah that's fucking hilarious shit.

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