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RonaldFuckingPaul
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who poops in the shower?
#8209091 - 03/29/08 01:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: DiabloSmurf]
#8209096 - 03/29/08 01:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think you may be alone on that one.
j/k
I hope.
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meatcakeman
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But then you'd have to clean it up
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: meatcakeman]
#8209128 - 03/29/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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meatcakeman said: But then you'd have to clean it up
This isn't a requirement.
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LeftyBurnz
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whats the big deal, theres no cleanup, just mash it into the grate with your toes........
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8209137 - 03/29/08 02:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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who doesn't shit in the shower ?
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Helpme1]
#8209143 - 03/29/08 02:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i dont poo in the shower....that is just kinda wrong....
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: meatcakeman]
#8209145 - 03/29/08 02:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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meatcakeman said: But then you'd have to clean it up
Diarrhea poo would go right down the drain.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Mr. Cordoza]
#8209151 - 03/29/08 02:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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if there was corn in it, it wouldnt fit in the grate to the drain.....what would ya do about the corn...pick it up and flush?
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: rugergirl79]
#8209158 - 03/29/08 02:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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rugergirl79 said: if there was corn in it, it wouldnt fit in the grate to the drain.....what would ya do about the corn...pick it up and flush?
it'll mash into the holes.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8209183 - 03/29/08 02:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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what if toilets were like giant pools and you just strip down with like 30 other people and just shit and piss, then you get out and shower down, then put ur clothes back on, it takes like 20 minutes to piss and shit everytime. like maybe every once and a while, you know, maybe you touch a poop or you get some pee on you or something, occasionally, you know.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Helpme1]
#8209187 - 03/29/08 02:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Only In Japan
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Helpme1]
#8209190 - 03/29/08 02:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Helpme1 said: what if toilets were like giant pools and you just strip down with like 30 other people and just shit and piss, then you get out and shower down, then put ur clothes back on, it takes like 20 minutes to piss and shit everytime. like maybe every once and a while, you know, maybe you touch a poop or you get some pee on you or something, occasionally, you know.
I'm really at a loss for words.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Mr. Cordoza]
#8209195 - 03/29/08 02:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mr. Cordoza said: I'm really at a loss for words.
Think about it next time you swim in a public pool.
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Answer.
Children.
Grow up.
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its better than shitting in the fridge.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: druqs]
#8209247 - 03/29/08 03:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Don't poop where you eat, yo.
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circularvortex said: Don't poop where you eat, yo.
i think thats a commandment in the jewbible.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Mr. Cordoza]
#8209272 - 03/29/08 04:15 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mr. Cordoza said:
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Helpme1 said: what if toilets were like giant pools and you just strip down with like 30 other people and just shit and piss, then you get out and shower down, then put ur clothes back on, it takes like 20 minutes to piss and shit everytime. like maybe every once and a while, you know, maybe you touch a poop or you get some pee on you or something, occasionally, you know.
I'm really at a loss for words.
honestly, ever once in a while i hear an idea and i'm floored. because most shit given the time or incentive i think i could imagine on my own and 99% of anything someone says to me i've at least related thoughts.
i have never once thought of that idea above. brilliant.
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I was staying at a friends house one time and took a morning shower when all of a sudden I had to take a dump. The toilet was right there so I thought what the hey. But I slipped and fell on the ground and in sheer shock I shat myself. Diarrhea, just my luck. So I was lying there dripping wet in my own shit and thought now what.
So I got up, took the shower-head and wet the floor to clean it up. By then the floor was covered in light brown muck and man it reeked.
So I walked to the closet to see what it held and I fell again, on the poop covered floor. I got up again and you wouldn't believe it: I inadvertently had made a poop angel on his bathroom floor trying to get up. Art man.
I opened the closet and guess what: no towels to mop up the shit. And my whole back was dripping watery diluted diarrhea. Damn, now what?
So I just wiped my body off on his shower curtain, but the thing was water-repellent so by the time I was through it was completely covered in poo.
I showered off but the bits clogged the drain so I said fuck it, turned the shower off and stepped out of the muddy water.
Now what, still no towels. I spotted the guy's bathrobe so I put it on and rubbed myself to get dry. As I went for my clothes I fell again because of the goop on the floor and now the shit was all over his bathrobe too. So I got bunches of TP (all that was left of the roll) and tried to rub it off but it only got worse anbd spread out.
I gave up and hung the shit stained robe to dry, threw the TP into the toilet and flushed. Well that got clogged too and the damn thing overflowed, so I took the coathanger of his robe and poked it up, but the pincher of the designer coathanger got snagged in the toilet somehow and I couldn't get it out so I said fuck it and left it in there.
I wiped my shit stained feet on his bath mat, got dressed and got the fuck out of there, feeling I had worn out my welcome.
I wish I had a recording of the phonecall he gave me when he had gotten up two hours later and wanted to take a morning pee.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#8209711 - 03/29/08 10:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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So funny.
This deserves some sort of "MASSIVE FAIL" pic.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#8209714 - 03/29/08 10:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...wow
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Asante
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...I made all that shit up of course, but it's inspired by the apparently true story of this post.
Seriously OP, nobody in their right mind will poop in the shower. What did you expect starting a thread like this?
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#8209736 - 03/29/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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that was awesome
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: norml840]
#8209956 - 03/29/08 12:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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When i was in a half way house someone kept shitting in the shower. some how the got it all over the walls and stuff... it was extremely gross....... but luckily it never happened when it was my job to clean up the bathrooms...
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as long as you don't do it in my shower, i could give 2 craps what you do. (pun intended)
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#8210606 - 03/29/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan........I haven't laughed that hard in a long fucking time.
Thanks.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: niteowl]
#8213132 - 03/30/08 12:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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no you thanks
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#8213288 - 03/30/08 01:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: I was staying at a friends house one time and took a morning shower when all of a sudden I had to take a dump. The toilet was right there so I thought what the hey. But I slipped and fell on the ground and in sheer shock I shat myself. Diarrhea, just my luck. So I was lying there dripping wet in my own shit and thought now what.
So I got up, took the shower-head and wet the floor to clean it up. By then the floor was covered in light brown muck and man it reeked.
So I walked to the closet to see what it held and I fell again, on the poop covered floor. I got up again and you wouldn't believe it: I inadvertently had made a poop angel on his bathroom floor trying to get up. Art man.
I opened the closet and guess what: no towels to mop up the shit. And my whole back was dripping watery diluted diarrhea. Damn, now what?
So I just wiped my body off on his shower curtain, but the thing was water-repellent so by the time I was through it was completely covered in poo.
I showered off but the bits clogged the drain so I said fuck it, turned the shower off and stepped out of the muddy water.
Now what, still no towels. I spotted the guy's bathrobe so I put it on and rubbed myself to get dry. As I went for my clothes I fell again because of the goop on the floor and now the shit was all over his bathrobe too. So I got bunches of TP (all that was left of the roll) and tried to rub it off but it only got worse anbd spread out.
I gave up and hung the shit stained robe to dry, threw the TP into the toilet and flushed. Well that got clogged too and the damn thing overflowed, so I took the coathanger of his robe and poked it up, but the pincher of the designer coathanger got snagged in the toilet somehow and I couldn't get it out so I said fuck it and left it in there.
I wiped my shit stained feet on his bath mat, got dressed and got the fuck out of there, feeling I had worn out my welcome.
I wish I had a recording of the phonecall he gave me when he had gotten up two hours later and wanted to take a morning pee.
OMG i just went back to read this thread from where it left off last night.... i have never laughed so hard in my life wiccan...... my shirt is stained with tears and my ribs feel like chuck liddell beat the shit out of them, and i spit whiskey and 7up all over my desk..... seriously.... thanks for the laugh.
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Wiccan_Seeker said: ...I made all that shit up of course.
well now thats just downright disapointing wiccan.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8213372 - 03/30/08 02:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dissapointing, but i still had fun reading it
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Asante
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8216939 - 03/30/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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OMG i just went back to read this thread from where it left off last night.... i have never laughed so hard in my life wiccan...... my shirt is stained with tears and my ribs feel like chuck liddell beat the shit out of them, and i spit whiskey and 7up all over my desk..... seriously.... thanks for the laugh.
That's what counts Leftysurprise, I'm glad you got something good out of it.
If that went down I'd be a complete bastard though
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: truekimbo2]
#8216950 - 03/30/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ive shit in the ocean a few times. u never know where it is though so its kinda risky.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#8217374 - 03/30/08 11:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah thanks, you also could have called me back too fucker. LOL.
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8217419 - 03/30/08 11:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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leftysurprise said:
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rugergirl79 said: if there was corn in it, it wouldnt fit in the grate to the drain.....what would ya do about the corn...pick it up and flush?
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I shat in the shower last week half on accident.
It cleaned up well.
I don't make a habit of it though.
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Psilocybeingzz said: Answer.
Children.
Grow up.
shit, child or not, you could still mash it up with your toes, and let it go down the drain. have to clean the shit off of your feet though, what a mess!
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I always poo in teh showah!
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Re: who poops in the shower? [Re: altershroom]
#8219765 - 03/31/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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altershroom said: I always poo in teh showah!
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Only on accident, I promise.
Shit, the other day though I had to get out of the shower four times to take a load off. That had to be a new record or something.
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Record shower maybe
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