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I Successfully passed my piss test for probation and smoked the day before!
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I wanna go ahead and start off by saying if you're gonna respond with "The best way to keep drugs out of your system is to not do them." go ahead and fuck yourself and don't respond. I take piss test (court ordered) once a month and lately i've been using surgel to coat and alot of water so it's just straight water when i pee. However i've not gotten to test this method because each time i go in prepared i end up not getting tested so i don't quite know if it'll be sucessfull.

I've also heard of taking niacin, but i took 1000 MG's of niacin and i'm gonna go ahead and throw in the towel on that one, it feels like the worst sunburn of your life and everytime you moved it's like an awkward burning sensation. I've also tried standard AZO for 5 days and IDK the sucess rate of that either.

Edited by Phanodude (02/19/10 09:52 PM)

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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was making a thread really easier than using the search or google?

niacins not going to do it. nothing can clean your fat or detox your system. your best bet is going in without having eaten anything that day, with a shit load of water in your system (start drinking as soon as you wake up and dont stop), along with some B vitamins to make your piss turn dark.

you should be fine that way


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: dwtk]
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dwtk said:
was making a thread really easier than using the search or google?

niacins not going to do it. nothing can clean your fat or detox your system. your best bet is going in without having eaten anything that day, with a shit load of water in your system (start drinking as soon as you wake up and dont stop), along with some B vitamins to make your piss turn dark.

you should be fine that way


Being as i've already utilized the interenets aside from this forum, why yes, yes it was easier to post this thread.

I've stopped smoking for two days and my test is on the 17th. So if i don't pass i'll not be posting for the next 30 days -.-

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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They don't test for LSD and Psilocybin...
:awecid:

Probably not ketamine either.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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Don't smoke until the 17th and do the allot of water thing and you will be fine. I think its a crying shame that you have to go through this to begin with. It is a complete invasion of your privacy. But if its probation, its there job to invade your privacy. also if its probation they will be giving you a cheap dip test, you can get one yourself at wall mart and do an experiment, to see what kind of shape you are in, and test your method and make sure it works. If the test is sent to a lab, they will detect a low protein content, this ocures from the drinking a bunch of water. To send samples to a lab costs hundreds of dollars, so most probation offices keep it cheep, and do the dip tests.I have been there bro, And I hope this helps.

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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I usually don't smoke pot when I know there's the possibility of a piss test in my future. 

My detox = not being dumb as rocks.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Tri High]
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Phanodude said:
I wanna go ahead and start off by saying if you're gonna respond with "The best way to keep drugs out of your system is to not do them." go ahead and fuck yourself and don't respond.


Tri High said:
I usually don't smoke pot when I know there's the possibility of a piss test in my future. 

My detox = not being dumb as rocks.


:ilold:


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Tri High]
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Tri High said:
I usually don't smoke pot when I know there's the possibility of a piss test in my future. 

My detox = not being dumb as rocks.




Phanodude said:
I wanna go ahead and start off by saying if you're gonna respond with "The best way to keep drugs out of your system is to not do them." go ahead and fuck yourself and don't respond.


Wow, you found a loophole and decided to insult my intellegence. :thumbup:

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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jesus man relax :facepalm:


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: dwtk]
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I hate to see anyone go to jail for 30 days, for something so trivial, wish You the very best of luck, bro.

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I Successfully passed my piss test for probation and smoked the day before! [Re: Phanodude]
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Vale Triple Strength FTW sirs!

I didn't eat for 12 hours (a lil bit longer than that) before my piss test and drank nothing but water. Took drink at 9:40 and pissed at 11:00ish and passed with flying colors. Highly reccomended aside from the intese diarhea it is now giving me.

The way i look at it 40 bucks is cheaper than bail and jail food gives me diarhea anyway, it's a win win.

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Re: I Successfully passed my piss test for probation and smoked the day before! [Re: Phanodude]
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11760871/page/2


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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The best way to keep drugs out of your system is to not do them.


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Re: I Successfully passed my piss test for probation and smoked the day before! [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11760871/page/2


Not so much, nice try though.

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Re: I Successfully passed my piss test for probation and smoked the day before! [Re: laserpig]
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ya a buddy of mine has passed multiple tests by using the val or vale 4x took it a few hours before test time. and he was fine...

i agree with the niacin thing... screw that


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
The best way to keep drugs out of your system is to not do them.


no, not an option.

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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I drink lots of water the day of and stop smoking at least 5 days before

works every time, if your piss is clear, you're in (urine) the clear.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Mchaggis]
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to pee clean you gotta be clean.

i still have no clue why people can't stop getting high for a month if they know they are going to be tested.  you must really enjoy setting yourself up for failure, eh?  court ordered piss test?  damn, you must really want your asshole pounded if you're still getting high.  are your drugs really more important than getting ass fucked in jail?


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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roaddog said:
WakeboardrB said:
The best way to keep drugs out of your system is to not do them.


no, not an option.

:thumbup:

kanglow said:
to pee clean you gotta be clean.

i still have no clue why people can't stop getting high for a month if they know they are going to be tested.  you must really enjoy setting yourself up for failure, eh?  court ordered piss test?  damn, you must really want your asshole pounded if you're still getting high.  are your drugs really more important than getting ass fucked in jail?


The difference between me and you is obvious, i'm not scared and clearly you're a little bitch which is why you have to worry about big dudes like me comin to get that booty hole when you're crying about catching a charge.

You've got nothing productive to add to the thread so piss off you prick.

Edited by Phanodude (02/18/10 12:55 AM)

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
to pee clean you gotta be clean.

i still have no clue why people can't stop getting high for a month if they know they are going to be tested.  you must really enjoy setting yourself up for failure, eh?  court ordered piss test?  damn, you must really want your asshole pounded if you're still getting high.  are your drugs really more important than getting ass fucked in jail?


Oh, sorry, I forgot you were there when I took my drug tests. So I really haven't passed any? I could've swore I wasn't in jail right now. Oh well, I've gotta be clean to piss clean. I must've tested positive all those times.

Tell me, how is the weather up there :superiority: kanglow?

Point is I don't even have to dilute if I give myself a week before the test, that whole BS about THC being detectable after months and months is just that, bullshit.


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