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Hypothetical question
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What if it wasn't rude to be an impolite asshole? What if saying something like "Excuse me bitch, I need to get some milk." at the super market was perfectly normal? What if punching someone in the face was a perfectly acceptable way to meet them?

Edited by Anonymous (01/28/10 12:21 AM)

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #1]
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everyone would have a fucked up nose?

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #2]
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life would suck

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #3]
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we'd be living in south africa

EDIT: oh wait, they just shoot first and ask for milk later

Edited by Anonymous (01/28/10 09:10 AM)

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #3]
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absolute chaos right?
hmmm :strokebeard2:
but wait, this happens online. Is this where you were going with this?
people online have no sense of politeness or tact...are no-it-alls, then, when you come in here(SA) anon...people here are complete assholes...for no reason!! this place seems to work just fine, I just feel like this is what it would be like to live in hell.

this place also seems to make me think I know everything, then pisses me off, and makes me depressed. it brings out all of my bad qualities.
yes, its all starting to make sense. 
oh my god...this place is evil. why can't i get away from here though?

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I do shit like that all the time its fun.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #6]
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BE the change you want to see in the world.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What if saying something like "Excuse me bitch, I need to get some milk." at the super market was perfectly normal?


I do that all the time.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Exactly me too, its fkn awesome isn't it.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Yes, it's funny because they don't expect it at all.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #8]
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LMAOOO or when those fuckers are taking up both sides of an escalator its so funny throwing a string of insults at them and watching their shocked reaction like "Omg did he really say those things ? ??? " :rotfl:

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I love making yuppies feel uncomfortable, they're gay.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Whats a yuppie?

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #6]
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1.  yuppie  2023 up, 312 down 
Informal for (y)oung (U)rban (P)rofessional, or Yup. turned into yuppie in the 1980's. A term used to describe someone who is young, possibly just out of college, and who has a high-paying job and an affluent lifestyle. Can now be used to describe any rich person who is not modest about their financial status. Yuppiedom (yuppie-dum)is a term used to describe an involvement in being a yuppie.
Yuppie-I'm going to go drive my ferrari to the seafood place for a $500 lobster.
Average person-I'm gonna fuck your wife, take your time with the lobster.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #8]
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LMAOO that's hilarious

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Next time you are out in public, you should try it.

Pick a random person, walk up to them, and say "Fuck you!" and keep walking.

Or stand in front of them if you've got the balls.

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Years ago, when I first met one of my best friends we almost got into a fight.  Its funny because if somebody is insulting or physically attacking you, you are forced to see them with a bit of respect, even if in defense.  And respect is the foundation of any friendship, no?

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Re: Hypothetical question [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What if it wasn't rude to be an impolite asshole? What if saying something like "Excuse me bitch, I need to get some milk." at the super market was perfectly normal? What if punching someone in the face was a perfectly acceptable way to meet them?



then the world would be a better place. instead of pent-up rage, we'd be able to vent at all times and would greatly benefit from it i think.

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