LogicaL Chaos said:

JonnyOnTheSpot said:

something weird happened last night though. the other night she gave me a BJ so last night i tried to go down on her and return the favor, and she stopped me. i made it clear to her i was just going to eat her vajayjay, but i let it go for the moment until i was like "fuck it" and made moves to go down there again. she clamped her legs together and i said "what's wrong" so she says "I'm shy!" WTF? not too shy to suck my weiner, but too shy to receive oral sex? also, how the hell are you shy? you're a freaking stripper! a damn good one too! anyways, I just let it go and we made out some more and went to sleep.

i just thought it was the strangest excuse to turn down oral sex ever. she really likes me a lot and i know she intends to fuck me at some point, but what's going on down there that she doesn't want me to see? I hope she doesn't have a penis or something hahaha! i've never had a girl turn down oral sex from me, but there's a first time for everything I suppose. her reasoning confused me quite a bit though.

I just thought this was kind of funny, and decided to share it.

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"...so she says "I'm shy" WTF? Not too shy to suck my weiner?". Oh man, that's classic! 

I think I know why she didn't want oral sex. She must have an embarsing orgasm show she puts on when guys hit her Gushing-Spot (G-Spot). I bet the last time she has a oral sex orgasm, she closed her legs tight on the guy (or gal if she swings that way ) and starting screaming in agony as her jibblets shot hot vagina juice straight into the guys eyes as he laided their pin and hopeless under her powerful, sexy legs. The orgasm is so intense that she starts to sh*t involuntarily and without mercy on herself with runny, stinky butt butter. Sadly, that guy got a full-frontal spraying because he's still trapped under her legs and he's too weak to move. Finally, after 30 seconds of intense orgasming, she released her grip from the guys head and layed their, in pleasure and self-digust, in a pool of her own brown goo-load.

She's not shy, she's just trying to save you from embarrassing but unintentinal combo spray of liquid feces and hot, sticky Vag-lube (which is kinda nice really) that will tramatize you for the rest of your life. 

Ask her about it...this could be the reason why.

Just watch out for the leg-lock when she finally agrees to it...

Its Coming...
~ LogicaL Chaos ~

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Ogre812 said:

You probably called it a vajayjay in front of her and blew it.

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hahahahahahahahaha

AcidDropper420 said:

LogicaL Chaos said:

JonnyOnTheSpot said:

I think I know why she didn't want oral sex. She must have an embarsing orgasm show she puts on when guys hit her Gushing-Spot (G-Spot). I bet the last time she has a oral sex orgasm, she closed her legs tight on the guy (or gal if she swings that way ) and starting screaming in agony as her jibblets shot hot vagina juice straight into the guys eyes as he laided their pin and hopeless under her powerful, sexy legs. The orgasm is so intense that she starts to sh*t involuntarily and without mercy on herself with runny, stinky butt butter. Sadly, that guy got a full-frontal spraying because he's still trapped under her legs and he's too weak to move. Finally, after 30 seconds of intense orgasming, she released her grip from the guys head and layed their, in pleasure and self-digust, in a pool of her own brown goo-load.

She's not shy, she's just trying to save you from embarrassing but unintentinal combo spray of liquid feces and hot, sticky Vag-lube (which is kinda nice really) that will tramatize you for the rest of your life. 

Ask her about it...this could be the reason why.

Just watch out for the leg-lock when she finally agrees to it...

Its Coming...
~ LogicaL Chaos ~

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