andrewss said:

hpi said:

Have some fucking respect for the women, fucking degenerate.

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hahahaha hpi you crack me up for some reason, oh wait its because I always picture you tweaked out pissed off and yelling degenerate at everyone but yourself

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That's totally not me and I don't do speed anymore!!!!

I just hate when people disrespect girls and throw around 'bitch' with everything! I'm so fucking tired of hearing and seeing that word.

RazzleCap said:

Personally, I just don't like being on the receiving end of oral. To be quite honest, it hurts, and not because my dude isn't gentle. Some women just don't like getting their vag's licked (come on man it just feels weird as hell, lol).

I'd say that, or she's shy about the smell?

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JonnyOnTheSpot said:

i recently started seeing this girl. she's smoking hot (she's a stripper actually) and really cool. i like her a lot. anyways, we've been hanging out and fooling around quite a bit. we agreed to hold off on having sex for a little while so the relationship develops more substance, which is fine. i don't mind that at all.

something weird happened last night though. the other night she gave me a BJ so last night i tried to go down on her and return the favor, and she stopped me. i made it clear to her i was just going to eat her vajayjay, but i let it go for the moment until i was like "fuck it" and made moves to go down there again. she clamped her legs together and i said "what's wrong" so she says "i'm shy!" WTF? not too shy to suck my weiner, but too shy to receive oral sex? also, how the hell are you shy? you're a freaking stripper! a damn good one too! anyways, i just let it go and we made out some more and went to sleep.

i just thought it was the strangest excuse to turn down oral sex ever. she really likes me a lot and i know she intends to fuck me at some point, but what's going on down there that she doesn't want me to see? i hope she doesn't have a penis or something hahaha! i've never had a girl turn down oral sex from me, but there's a first time for everything i suppose. her reasoning confused me quite a bit though.

i just thought this was kind of funny, and decided to share it.

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hpi said:

Your mothers pussy is contaminated?

Contaminated Biologically, chemically or radiologically?

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Dionili said:

So ever figure out what the problem was?


Or IS

On a side note, that pussy could be more contam'd then my mothers.

Because, no offense but most of the strippers that i have worked for
(strippers need computers too) Weren't excatly the most honest people i've met.

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nah i'm still not really sure what her hang up is, but i know what it isn't. she doesn't have an std (we talked about that), it smells fine, it feels fine (nice and tight), and no - she doesn't have a penis haha. she still won't let me go down on her though.

i did catch a glimpse of it the other day, and her labia is a little bigger than normal. it's certainly not enormous roast beef disgusting looking, but she doesn't look like a virgin or anything. honestly, if that's what she's self concious about it's pretty ridiculous imo. it's not really bad at all, and it certainly isn't a big deal. so it's that or she just doesn't like getting head. she is still telling me "i'm shy" whenever i inquire, and i tell her there's nothing to be embarressed about cause she's beautiful but whatever...all i know is it's a little weird having sex with someone who won't let you see their vag. i'm pretty sure that she'll loosen up eventually and stop being such a baby about it. i'm willing to let this weirdness slide for now because i've started to really like her. my gut feeling is that her drunk prick of an ex-boyfriend probably told her that her labia was gross looking and she became self-concious.

btw, she's not a fully nude dancer. just titties. i've seen her dance plenty (she's bad ass on the stripper pole) and she isn't selfconcious at all, but then again her vag is covered up. so anyways, i hope i have satisfied your collective curiosity. basically she's a bit shy about the way it looks. looks fine to me though

yogabunny said:

RazzleCap said:

Personally, I just don't like being on the receiving end of oral. To be quite honest, it hurts, and not because my dude isn't gentle. Some women just don't like getting their vag's licked (come on man it just feels weird as hell, lol).

I'd say that, or she's shy about the smell?

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girl you crazy

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Bozeman said:

shes either bloodin (soo woo)lol, or shes breaking out with something she doesnt want you to know she has, or she has a penis.

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yogabunny said:

RazzleCap said:

Personally, I just don't like being on the receiving end of oral. To be quite honest, it hurts, and not because my dude isn't gentle. Some women just don't like getting their vag's licked (come on man it just feels weird as hell, lol).

I'd say that, or she's shy about the smell?

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girl you crazy

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JonnyOnTheSpot said:

something weird happened last night though. the other night she gave me a BJ so last night i tried to go down on her and return the favor, and she stopped me. i made it clear to her i was just going to eat her vajayjay, but i let it go for the moment until i was like "fuck it" and made moves to go down there again. she clamped her legs together and i said "what's wrong" so she says "I'm shy!" WTF? not too shy to suck my weiner, but too shy to receive oral sex? also, how the hell are you shy? you're a freaking stripper! a damn good one too! anyways, I just let it go and we made out some more and went to sleep.

i just thought it was the strangest excuse to turn down oral sex ever. she really likes me a lot and i know she intends to fuck me at some point, but what's going on down there that she doesn't want me to see? I hope she doesn't have a penis or something hahaha! i've never had a girl turn down oral sex from me, but there's a first time for everything I suppose. her reasoning confused me quite a bit though.

I just thought this was kind of funny, and decided to share it.

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"...so she says "I'm shy" WTF? Not too shy to suck my weiner?". Oh man, that's classic! 

I think I know why she didn't want oral sex. She must have an embarsing orgasm show she puts on when guys hit her Gushing-Spot (G-Spot). I bet the last time she has a oral sex orgasm, she closed her legs tight on the guy (or gal if she swings that way ) and starting screaming in agony as her jibblets shot hot vagina juice straight into the guys eyes as he laided their pin and hopeless under her powerful, sexy legs. The orgasm is so intense that she starts to sh*t involuntarily and without mercy on herself with runny, stinky butt butter. Sadly, that guy got a full-frontal spraying because he's still trapped under her legs and he's too weak to move. Finally, after 30 seconds of intense orgasming, she released her grip from the guys head and layed their, in pleasure and self-digust, in a pool of her own brown goo-load.

She's not shy, she's just trying to save you from embarrassing but unintentinal combo spray of liquid feces and hot, sticky Vag-lube (which is kinda nice really) that will tramatize you for the rest of your life. 

Ask her about it...this could be the reason why.

Just watch out for the leg-lock when she finally agrees to it...

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