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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #20 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
I've literally been inside a vagina before... like, my entire body.  I'm not fucking lying- it was insane.



HAHAHAHAHA fucking hilarious



it wasnt that funny

Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #18 said:
i've pissed inside vaginas many times.



How? :shrug:



1.) insert penis into vagina
2.) pee in vagina

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
I used to leg my ex. That's is, jamming my entire leg up in that thing up to the thigh. It was gooey.



holy shit

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #21]
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I was jerking off to gay porn the other day when I saw some gay guys "legging" each other. It was something like "amputee army boys" sticking stumps up asses and jizzing in... o god fuck this post.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Empty Optimo blunt tube with liquid from a glowstick inside when I was on ecstasy.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #23]
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this thread is lame and you sound like tards

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #16]
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yep

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I killed a man once
with my bare hands

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I also killed a man.  I stored the body in a moist vagina.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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ya. n i got her out, and fucked em both. the dead one was still warm!!!

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #24]
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One time I was making a pizza, and hada ton of jalepeno juice left on my fingers.  Went for some fiesty action not thinking about it........



Swollen burning pussy for her!

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
One time I was making a pizza, and hada ton of jalepeno juice left on my fingers.  Went for some fiesty action not thinking about it........



Swollen burning pussy for her!



Lol Been there...
Though the best/worst was when my girl had a allergic reaction to those over the counter Spermicide film do dads from wall mart she swelled, and was burning so bad she couldn't walk and the stupid reaction stayed for like 4-5days man did i never hear the end of it like it was some how my fault or something.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #17]
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It's her fault for not being on the pill or shot.

Those spermicides aren't very effective at all and cause shit like that.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
It's her fault for not being on the pill or shot.

Those spermicides aren't very effective at all and cause shit like that.



Lol. So far the spermicides have worked pretty well, just not that brand.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #17]
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I actually have fisted a girl once. She didnt cry.

And dont worry, she was blown out to begin with. It was my ex, and I met up with her a year after breaking up with her. NYE 2008. It was simultaneously one of the best and worst moments of my life.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #25]
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i sprayed fix-a-flat in a black hooker once. i swear to god, its the truth.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #24]
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I saw a fat chick stick Ythans head up there once.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i killed a man once
with my bare hands

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I stuck chuck norris in my girls cooter once. Then he karate chopped it and it fell off. We havent had sex since.

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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #26 said:
I stuck chuck norris in my girls cooter once. Then he karate chopped it and it fell off. We havent had sex since.



Anonymous #6 said:
i killed a man once
with my bare hands



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Re: Most awkward thing you've ever put inside of your/her vagina. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I totally wailed on this skanky biker chicks poo-naner with my bo staff for like 20 minutes once.... then she queefed on my iguana. Once the ritual was complete we drank warm cheap beer and I exposed myself to only red passing cars, trucks, and motorcycles.......It was a fantastic day!

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