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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: plasma]
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In Thailand, you always gender check girls before you take them out of the bar.  A black guy I know, we were getting fucked up (we were in the Navy) and he went with some 'chick' he saw, about 15 minutes later he came back, he was pissed as hell.  Apparently, he got a Blow Job from this 'chick' but when he looked down he saw that the 'chick' was a dude jacking off.  haha....he didnt hear the end of it for about 5 months.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Entropymancer]
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i dated a chick that didnt want me to do it either.

not uncommon. dont know if shy is the right word.. def overly self-conscious.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
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if shes holding out on any sort of sex until this relationship "develops more substance" she most likely is packing  a critter in her crotch.

atleast she didn't fuck you and you didn't have to find out the hard(itchy) way :shrug:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: frith]
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Crones disease? :puke:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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thats the vd spirit :feelsbadman:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: specialkaj]
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Don't suck my cock, it's very cold.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
she's probably got a wretched std.


or a penis

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
it's an oversized clitoris, OK?


Google the movie One night in China.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Sniff Test!

Sniff Test!

Sniff Test!

:voodoo:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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don't suck my dick i'm gay

is what you tell her next time she tries to pull any move...

deny her hard...

and eat her pussy in a week

ghb or rohypnol are always an option...

date rape doesn't happen if she has no memory of anything in the past 12 hours.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
it's an oversized clitoris, OK?


maybe it is, i bet it looks like her big toe

and she has some fucking meat curtains that hang down nearly to her knees if she doesn't tuck them inside

and i bet it smells like a rendering plant too

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: TripleBeam]
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TripleBeam said:
don't suck my dick i'm gay

is what you tell her next time she tries to pull any move...

deny her hard...

and eat her pussy in a week

ghb or rohypnol are always an option...

date rape doesn't happen if she has no memory of anything in the past 12 hours.


Off to a good start at the Shroomery.:archiebunker:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: TripleBeam]
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she probably didn't shave. that happened to me once. but i still did it anyways :crazy2:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: delapaz]
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..and always remember..

it's not rape if you yell surprise!


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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AcidDropper420 said:
..and always remember..

it's not rape if you yell surprise!


Or if she just looks surprised.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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It's not rape if she can't say no... silence is golden, duct tape is silver.  :cool:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: TripleBeam]
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TripleBeam said:
ghb or rohypnol are always an option...

date rape doesn't happen if she has no memory of anything in the past 12 hours.


That's a good way to end up spending 20 years with titties painted on your back and some big black bull calling you baby.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: deCypher]
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and rohypnol is undetetacble by smell or taste...

it's white and pure.

"sleep sex"


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
i recently started seeing this girl. she's smoking hot (she's a stripper actually) and really cool. i like her a lot. anyways, we've been hanging out and fooling around quite a bit. we agreed to hold off on having sex for a little while so the relationship develops more substance, which is fine. i don't mind that at all.

something weird happened last night though. the other night she gave me a BJ so last night i tried to go down on her and return the favor, and she stopped me. i made it clear to her i was just going to eat her vajayjay, but i let it go for the moment until i was like "fuck it" and made moves to go down there again. she clamped her legs together and i said "what's wrong" so she says "i'm shy!" WTF? not too shy to suck my weiner, but too shy to receive oral sex? also, how the hell are you shy? you're a freaking stripper! a damn good one too! anyways, i just let it go and we made out some more and went to sleep.

i just thought it was the strangest excuse to turn down oral sex ever. she really likes me a lot and i know she intends to fuck me at some point, but what's going on down there that she doesn't want me to see? i hope she doesn't have a penis or something hahaha! i've never had a girl turn down oral sex from me, but there's a first time for everything i suppose. her reasoning confused me quite a bit though.

i just thought this was kind of funny, and decided to share it.


i've been here before actually. i actually think this one girl i was seeing was embarrassed to orgasm. or didnt want me to think she was orgasming loud?

idk, the more comfortable she becomes around you it'll probably change.

otherwise, maybe its something you should worry about :eek:


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