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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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she's been a friend for a few years. apparently she's liked me for the last year in a half but we were both in relationships until recently. she's a sweet girl, and i like her style a lot. she just happens to be a stripper. it doesn't bother me any. it's not like she's a prostitute or anything. she makes a lot of money though and likes buying shit for me haha.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: sjacobn]
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sjacobn said:
I'm afraid she is a he.


Another possibility.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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you made out with her after she sucked your dick? ewww... you just sucked your own dick.

hahah nah jk, i'm down like that too, as long as i don't suck on my own semen.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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I was thinking that maybe her pussy wasn't smelling like flowers
I have this one bad memory of this girl I hooked up with, the smell was horrific. Absolutely unacceptable

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: plasma]
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plasma said:
I was thinking that maybe her pussy wasn't smelling like flowers
I have bad this one bad memory of this girl I hooked up with, the smell was horrific. Absolutely unacceptable


LOL at going down on a girl and coming back up saying "this is simple unacceptable" and leaving.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
she's been a friend for a few years. apparently she's liked me for the last year in a half but we were both in relationships until recently. she's a sweet girl, and i like her style a lot. she just happens to be a stripper. it doesn't bother me any. it's not like she's a prostitute or anything. she makes a lot of money though and likes buying shit for me haha.


WOW
believe it or not the girl I was referring to in my above post was a stripper as well:lmafo:

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: plasma]
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hmmm...usually strippers smell good. i don't often stick my head into their vaginas though.

another possibility is that any vaginal contact is 'moving to fast' in her opinion, and she wants to hold off some more. i'm gonna go with that or the insecurity theory rather than the rotten pussy/herpes outbreak theories. heh...

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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quite possibly a yeast infection too..ew..but atleast that's not a permanent problem.

the title of this thread is too funny. i feel like saying it all the time now.."don't eat my pussy..i'm shy???"


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: plasma]
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she has a kawk


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Salomon]
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If she locked up her legs, you probably don't wanna know what's going on down there.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Watch out for Pillowpants dude.
He might bite your nose or even worse! Bite your dick.


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don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Salomon]
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hahaha, be like its ok.. im shy too !! <3 dude licking is weak anyways... finger fuck that girl proper.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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pillowpants :rofl: what's that from? i can't remember :mad:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Clerks 2.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: SillyBilly]
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SillyBilly said:
plasma said:
I was thinking that maybe her pussy wasn't smelling like flowers
I have bad this one bad memory of this girl I hooked up with, the smell was horrific. Absolutely unacceptable


LOL at going down on a girl and coming back up saying "this is simply unacceptable" and leaving.


:rofl:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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It could just be insecurity but probably isnt.
These sorts of things should send up a red flag.

In the event that she does have some disease it's probably good that she told you not to and it saves her dignity to not go too deep into why. People sometimes wont say that sorta thing outright if they like you.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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There's too many possibilities
Id say just ask her upfront wtf is going on with her pussy cause it's wiggin you out

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Have you seen her box?  Does she strip all the way?  If not, I'd verify her pussy....  can't be too sure about chicks with dicks.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
Have you seen her box?  Does she strip all the way?  If not, I'd verify her pussy....  can't be too sure about chicks with dicks.


tell us your experiences

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: plasma]
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Maybe you blew so hard that she shit herself?
It could happen.:blush:


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