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that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly
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is my flight to LA today gonna suxxxxxxxxxxxxxx due to increased security? is the "terror level" @ that one color above the other color?

i figured out the color thing. it's the velvet mafia / the gays r obviously infiltrating the govt


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: learningtofly]
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I think that guy was just fucking insane and was only claiming to be a terrorist.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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Supposedly he's been on the terrorist watch list for 2 years.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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worst april fools joke ever


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
Supposedly he's been on the terrorist watch list for 2 years.


Yeah, but the list he was on was the kind of list that anyone could be on.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: blewmeanie]
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They shouldve beheaded him before the plane even landed

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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: plasma]
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I was reading that some flights weren't allowing any headphones, access to personal belongings, or walking around the cabin.  And who the hell knows what the security checkpoints are like now.  Probably mandatory cavity checks.

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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: learningtofly]
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http://blogs.wsj.com/middleseat/2009/12/28/tsa-measures-after-pants-bomber-defy-logic/

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A review of some of the new rules, which, travelers should hope, are temporary:

    * Everyone must stay seated one hour before landing on international flights. (This assumes, of course, that nothing happens at all while the plane is cruising.)

    * No blankets or pillows or items in laps in the last hour of a flight. (Will baggy clothing, sweaters or hoodies be next?)

    AFP/Getty Images
    Blankets no longer allowed for British Airways Chief Executive Willie Walsh?

    * No announcements from the cockpit about cities, landmarks or perhaps even when planes start to descend. (Some travelers may shout “hooray!” but most appreciate progress reports. Are we really thwarting terror by not knowing whether the city seen out the window is Kansas City or St. Louis. Hint: If it has a big river and arch, it’s St. Louis.)

    * No route-tracking displays on international flights. (Anyone with a watch can, with simple calculations, roughly estimate where a flight is at any given time.)

    * No laptop computer use in-flight. Some passengers reported this. Let’s hope it’s simply over-aggressive low-level TSA officials, air marshals or flight crews.




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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: learningtofly]
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I wouldn't worry too much about it. I flew the day after the incident and it didn't seem like there was any heightened security. They did some random searches before I boarded the plane, but that was the only difference I noticed.

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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: homesqueeze]
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I heard on the news today Al Queda took responsibility for the attack.

They need some new tricks


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: legallyhomeless]
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legallyhomeless said:
I heard on the news today Al Queda took responsibility for the attack.

They need some new tricks


If they want to continue being taken seriously, they need to stop hiring retards to blow shit up.

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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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The terror alert level has been ratcheted up to "BLACKWATCH PLAID".


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: learningtofly]
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Just don't stay in the bathroom for extended periods of time.
They'll get suspicious.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: HappyTrippin]
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HappyTrippin said:
Just don't stay in the bathroom for extended periods of time.
They'll get suspicious.


Even if you are furiously masturbating?


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: WakeboardrB]
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:sadyes:
You'll get interrogated as to why, and may get a cavity search.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: HappyTrippin]
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Sounds like a good deal to me.

I've always fantasized about interrogation and cavity searches while I am furiously masturbating.

:wink:


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Well, hey! it'll all work out for you than :laugh:.

"DETROIT (Reuters) - The FBI gave the "all clear" on Sunday after an investigation of what it said was a "non-serious" incident on an Amsterdam to Detroit flight.

Wayne County Executive Robert Ficano said a Nigerian man was taken into custody by the FBI and no explosives were found. The man went to the bathroom repeatedly and did not respond to flight attendants' direction an hour before landing.

"The Joint Terrorism Task Force investigated and the investigation shows that this is a nonserious incident and all is clear at this point," said Detroit FBI spokeswoman Sandra Berchtolv."
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE5BQ1NT20091227


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
HappyTrippin said:
Just don't stay in the bathroom for extended periods of time.
They'll get suspicious.


Even if you are furiously masturbating?


Ah. The Mile High Solo Flight Club.

"What's the first rule of Mile High Solo Flight Club?"


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
I think that guy was just fucking insane and was only claiming to be a terrorist.


a yemen based al-queda sect took credit for it.


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Re: that fucker who tried to blow up the detroit flight allegedly [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
HappyTrippin said:
Just don't stay in the bathroom for extended periods of time.
They'll get suspicious.


Even if you are furiously masturbating?


nah, when they knock and say you've been in there for a while just yell "I'm jerkin it! Go away!"

they'll understand


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