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Mustaches for Kids
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Mustaches for Kids.  It's a charity mustache run for kids.  Check it out.


Edited by jackmomoff (12/12/09 01:49 PM)

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: jackmomoff]
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I think it was retarded.


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: Maurer]
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i can't fucking grow one. but i have mighty inch deep sideburns to compensate.

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: druqs]
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That was absurd.

mycelismymind said:
i can't fucking grow one. but i have mighty inch deep sideburns to compensate.




You can't grow facial hair? I guess you can't come to the mustache party.


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: meatcakeman]
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meatcakeman said:
That was absurd.

mycelismymind said:
i can't fucking grow one. but i have mighty inch deep sideburns to compensate.




You can't grow facial hair? I guess you can't come to the mustache party.



beard and side burns as much as you like, tache however no chance.

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: druqs]
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that's funny.  i've got the 'stache growth down no problem.  but my cheeks and neck beard are patchier'n a motherfucker.  i can do bigass sideburns, mustache, and goatee. 

i'm wondering what i should do next, now that i am fully aware of my facial hair growth patterns.  i wonder how douchey i'd look with a soul patch.  probably fairly douchey.  but i look awful with just a mustache, so that's not really an option.  hrm..


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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go with this:

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: druqs]
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would if i could.  my cheeks are too patchy for legit muttonchops.

i seriously would rock a muttonstache for at least a while if i could.  such a goddamn shame that i can't.  how often do you see a legit muttonstache?  not goddamn often enough.


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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i've tried growing a tache, but it just looks like a rare and delicate orchids wispy thin blond toothbrush is stuck under my lip.

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: druqs]
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Doctor_Dick said:
lets all go post in the "mustaches for kids" thread :rofl:



Reporting in!  I have a stache, but it's not a very good one.


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: kanglow]
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That video is kinda creepy.

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: kanglow]
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lol

i actually cant grow a very good stache

i can grow a decent beard though


i think i'll grow my beard when im old and dont care what American minded women think about facial hair on men  :strokebeard:


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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My facial hair grows everywhere except between my 'stache and beard...So I can't rock the handlebars.

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: Met]
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Met said:
My facial hair grows everywhere except between my 'stache and beard...So I can't rock the handlebars.



Exactly my fucking problem.

I'd like to grow a goatee, (something like Travolta's in Swordfish) but THAT SPECIFIC AREA REMAINS NOTHING BUT THIN AND SLOWGROWING HAIR.

I'm still trying to defy my genes and go for it anyways though.


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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: Wasteland]
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I SHIT YOU NOT
a month ago i was driving down the road and noticed the guy driving next to me rocking a 'stache like this


i rolled my window down and talked to him at a stop light for a couple seconds
he was probably 25ish and he was dead ass. he rocked it because he liked it
apparently he won a mustache contest on some TV show, i was so  :aliceshocker:

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: plasma]
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who gives a shit

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Re: Mustaches for Kids [Re: Wasteland]
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Wasteland said:
Met said:
My facial hair grows everywhere except between my 'stache and beard...So I can't rock the handlebars.



Exactly my fucking problem.

I'd like to grow a goatee, (something like Travolta's in Swordfish) but THAT SPECIFIC AREA REMAINS NOTHING BUT THIN AND SLOWGROWING HAIR.

I'm still trying to defy my genes and go for it anyways though.



That's a shame; I don't really want to grow handlebars, but I would like to have the option. Mine's not even slow-growing though, just bald.

Nice to know I'm not alone in this.

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