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Best detox for a job?
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So, I need to take tests for jobs and I don't really feel like quitting, or rather I don't feel I should have to quit for that length of time, a week is fine but I really don't feel like holding out for an entire month or longer, I'd rather just quit for 3-4 days, take a detox product and be good to go.

What are the best detox drinks, pills, or whatever to use for job tests? I'd prefer to only hear from people who have actually used the products they speak of, I'd like to hear of products that don't work as well that way I know to stay clear of them.

Using someone else's urine is an option I'd prefer not to use.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: highdroponics]
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I've researched this thoroughly.

The only thing you can do is DILUTE, which what all those drinks and pills do.

If you can get the THC (and related cannabanoid) nanogram level below the testing level you'll be fine.

To do this, you should simply drink as much water (comfortably) thoughout every day and night - and you have to abstain from cannabis as unfair as that is.

Working out and sweating over long periods can also expel THC stored both in the lungs (it is going there first after all) and in fat cells throughout the body (where it supposedly resides).

The more you smoke the tougher and longer it will be to get it out.

Good luck and be well!

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: World Spirit]
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Well I know for a fact that a buddy of mine uses some sort of detox pills for military testing, which he only quits for 2-3 days every time he does it, I lost contact with him so I can't really find out what he used. But I know for a fact that it worked and he smokes all day every day. I'd like to find this detox if at all possible.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: highdroponics]
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fake urine

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: World Spirit]
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Omni I would suggest.

But I have a method that worked for me before

Drink 2 Gallons of water over the course of the day and take a long (2-5 mile) jog. Drink like 2 bottles of omni at night before you go to bed. You will probably wake up needing to piss real bad during the night so do that. Then In the morning drink 3 -5 THREE TO FIVE! cups of coffee and piss a lot, then get 2 large iced coffees and piss alot more, drink another omni and another gallon of water and your good to go.


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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
Omni I would suggest.

But I have a method that worked for me before

Drink 2 Gallons of water over the course of the day and take a long (2-5 mile) jog. Drink like 2 bottles of omni at night before you go to bed. You will probably wake up needing to piss real bad during the night so do that. Then In the morning drink 3 -5 THREE TO FIVE! cups of coffee and piss a lot, then get 2 large iced coffees and piss alot more, drink another omni and another gallon of water and your good to go.




now this is worse. why would someone want to OD on water? at least take salt pills for gods sake.


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Nature is my church and walking through it is gospel. It tells no lies and reveals all to those who look, and listen, closely.
-Karode

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: highdroponics]
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highdroponics said:
Best detox for a job?



Personal responsibility?

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: ferrel_human]
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If your gonna go detox Stat Flush (pills) have worked for me in the

past but you have to follow the directions.  If your not being watched

while your giving your sample I would recommend fake urine or someone

else's.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: ferrel_human]
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If you do the drinking-tons-to-dilute method, you HAVE to make sure to A) have enough creatine in your system (taking creatine supplements or eating red meat) and B) take some vitamin B so your piss doesn't look completely clear.

Creatine gets diluted along with THC metabolites, and if your levels are low they'll accuse you of trying to beat the test and make you retake it.


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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: NetDiver]
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Samurai Drifter said:
If you do the drinking-tons-to-dilute method, you HAVE to make sure to A) have enough creatine in your system (taking creatine supplements or eating red meat) and B) take some vitamin B so your piss doesn't look completely clear.

Creatine gets diluted along with THC metabolites, and if your levels are low they'll accuse you of trying to beat the test and make you retake it.


now this is better advice. i too had read that somewhere.


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Nature is my church and walking through it is gospel. It tells no lies and reveals all to those who look, and listen, closely.
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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: NetDiver]
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Just go get one of these. Simple.

http://www.beattest.com/product_26288.html

I know the head shop down the street from me sells something just like this. I'm guessing you have a place like that in your town/city as well. If not, just order from the site or one like it.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: World Spirit]
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I lost faith in the "drink lots of water/exercise" technique.

At least in the window of 2.5 days for an everyday smoker, nop, didn't work in the SLIGHTEST.

Was drinking up to 15 gallons a day (pissing every 5 minutes) and riding my bike ~300-400 miles a day.

Nearly killed myself, nop, still positive.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: ferrel_human]
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I had a drug test a few summers ago and the woman said it may be too clear to be taken as a sample.

I explained to her that I'm prone to syncopal episodes and I have to drink 2-3x the amount of water that normal people do every day or I'll constantly faint.

I wasn't worried at all about failing, I was worried about not getting the job. Employers generally see a re-test as someone trying to beat it.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: Kada]
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why do they always want someone in the next room? i thought they could not be watching you take your test.


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Nature is my church and walking through it is gospel. It tells no lies and reveals all to those who look, and listen, closely.
-Karode

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
highdroponics said:
Best detox for a job?



Personal responsibility?



Fuck that, I could quit with ease but why should I when they are the ones who are playing unfair? Drug testing without probable cause is unjust and to that I will gladly bend rules to get by just as I do with smoking pot to begin with.

Quitting for one month would be fine, but what if I don't get a job after one month? I'd still have to continue not smoking and I really don't feel I should have to do that just to get a damn job, it's fucking retarded.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: highdroponics]
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you shouldnt have to quit. i decided im just never gonna try to get a job where i have to get drug tested and if i do decide to, im just gonna pee dirty and hope that they see past my drug use.

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: ferrel_human]
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Completely legal.

Read the tiny white sticker (usually placed on a white wall in an odd corner) that people are not guaranteed privacy. Written in small black font.

I've had people leave the door cracked. Gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to a police state...

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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: ferrel_human]
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They just want you to think your being watched. A lot of people wouldn't try something like that if they think someone is watching them. I have never had anyone in the same room with me to take a piss test outside of the military.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
Completely legal.

Read the tiny white sticker (usually placed on a white wall in an odd corner) that people are not guaranteed privacy. Written in small black font.

I've had people leave the door cracked. Gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to a police state...


Even if they are in the same room with you they usually stand behind you. You can put the bottle in your underwear so it looks like you are just holding your junk while you squeeze it out.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Best detox for a job? [Re: Kada]
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i would do some fucked p shit like piss on the floor and on the walls by accident.


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Nature is my church and walking through it is gospel. It tells no lies and reveals all to those who look, and listen, closely.
-Karode

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