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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?




Lol...

Thanks for the sig.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
and it busted my nose open pretty bad. wouldnt stop bleeding for awhile.



how long is it gonna feel like i just snorted a pound of coke?



in not reading this whole thing.

anyway
Wear it with pride. First things first, blow all the extra blood out then go to the bathroom. If your left handed follow the opposite instructions...
First pinch your nostrils together and hold them till you can see a clear outline of the bone structure. Look for symmetrical alignment between your eyes (not your eyebrows) and also with the middle of your lips & bottom middle of your chin (assuming you havent displaced those before.) If it appears to line up normally you're good.

If not take your left hand and press it firmly against where the left most part of the nose should be with the ring finger. Then touch the bone with the middle finger and ring finger on top. Take your right hand and firmly dislodge the bone using the left hand as a guide. Your goal is to have it line up evenly again, look for the symmetrical placement. Don't be afraid to do it more than once and have someone else look at it too to make sure its right, otherwise it will grow back solid in the wrong place, and you wont want to have it broke again by a doctor trust me.

Broke or not, dont be surprised if your eyes blacken up. It will bother you for about two weeks. I recommend using some nasal saline from the Rx store to flush out the clots, it can get infected. Rinse 4 x's a day at least.

If its unbearable, you can crush some Advil to powder (half a normal dose,) combine it with saline and rail the goop. This stings for a few moments, but will numb it up pretty decent. For good measure you can chew up another advil and hold that on the roof of your mouth for a minute or two for extra pain killing.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rodfarva]
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i cant take naproxin (Alieve) but it would be better to use than Advil; it reduces swelling.


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