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i got punched in the face last night.
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and it busted my nose open pretty bad. wouldnt stop bleeding for awhile.



how long is it gonna feel like i just snorted a pound of coke?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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whyd you get punched


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: fatso]
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i pissed my ex girlfriend of some how.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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lol nice.  my advice is... snort some coke to help the pain:shrug:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: fatso]
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i dont like coke...i'll just stick with SALT.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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So you pissed off your ex and she socked you in the face?

:lol:

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: feifen]
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:lmafo:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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Was she your ex girlfriend at the time that she punched you?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Tedwilto]
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I prefer powdered sugar but different strokes for different folks. Sorry to hear the bad news fellow Shroomerity. :frown:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Tedwilto]
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yes she was. and still is.


the story goes more like - she got drunk and took some benzo's.


the benzo's kicked in and she got mad. then she seen me.

glad someone thinks its funny.wait.....it is kind of funny.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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does she remember that she punched you?  my gues is no


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: fatso]
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It is a horrible thing, but it is funny.

I always think it's funny when girls punch guys. Yes it's happened to me.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Kada]
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it is horrible...but god damn it is funny too. it took everything i had not to knock her the fuck out.


and yes....she remembers it.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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Take vitamin E to help your blood clot.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
i pissed my ex girlfriend of some how.


i think something's missing from this story.
are you SURE you don't know how you pissed her off?  :strokebeard:

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: blazenn]
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well yea i know. i showed up where she was , while she was drinking and on benzo's. the last time she combined the 2 she got in a fight with a HUGE chick at a party and got her shirt ripped off and everyone there saw her tits.


wish i had pics. she has pretty tits.

anyways, it doesnt help that she really hates me. and had been drinking and taking pills.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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I got punched in the face by a girl at a gas station one time. She was blackout drunk and she didn't like it when I took her keys.

It happens. :shrug:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Brennus]
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yea, but the thing of it is. i have been jumped, been robbed, been beat down in the street to the point of being hospitalized. never have i bleed from my nose like i did last night.


i guess if you are gonna do something you might as well do it right.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne you do realize that if a woman hits you, you have the right to call the cops and charge her with assault.

Good thing that you didn't hit her back simply because you don't need to get your ass kicked by some captain save a hoe that might have wanted to kick your ass for hitting a girl but you should have called the cops and had her arrested. Just to teach her and other women the lesson.

My Wife knows that I would probably hit her back or have her arrested so she has held back but dang I wish she would.

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Morican]
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l but you should have called the cops and had her arrested. Just to teach her and other women the lesson.


Yep, kill the stereotype.

You would have went to jail if you punched her, if some bitch physically harms you, she should be arrested.

Alcohol isn't an excuse, alcohol + benzos is possibly an excuse so in that situation I probably wouldn't, I've done some EXTREME things under benzos alone which I had absolutely zero control over once intoxicated.

Sober though, throw those hoes in the slammer.

EDIT: Actually, come to think of it, call the cops.

Sounds like she did decent physical damage, busting open noses isn't on.

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Chubba]
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eh...i really dont like the police. i am just going to avoid anything/people that have anything to do with that crazy bitch.

pretty easy to do around here.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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Just don't hit her.

She will call the cops and you will go to jail.

It works both ways, I certaintly wouldn't someone bust my nose open.

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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HAHAHA you got beat up by your ex GF, LOL


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: hamandcheese]
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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Scum_Fuck]
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To all thosenwho thinks a hoe he isn't telling you the full story he deserved it an you no what the police isn't hinba do a damn thing when zedy defence is played. So for all ya moths fuckera who think they should voice your opinion get fuck. He isn't as innocent as he come off to be


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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lol u hammed up or what.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: DeathCompany]
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His ex on his account?
:zoolander:


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Why does God give us anything?

Look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
yes she was. and still is.


the story goes more like - she got drunk and took some benzo's.


the benzo's kicked in and she got mad. then she seen me.

glad someone thinks its funny.wait.....it is kind of funny.


it's really funny, I let people punch me in the face sometimes just for kicks.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Coke would stop the bleeding :wink:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
To all thosenwho thinks a hoe he isn't telling you the full story he deserved it an you no what the police isn't hinba do a damn thing when zedy defence is played. So for all ya moths fuckera who think they should voice your opinion get fuck. He isn't as innocent as he come off to be


its his ex! hey baby wanna hang out sometimes??


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: tomnl]
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Drama, FTW.

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: idiotek]
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i had an ex like that.

drinking and pillzin all the time. they she would punch me. luckily Im fast and can dodge. i got wacked a few times though.

my first day in college I had a black eye haha. got my arm cut open w a cup 2


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
i pissed my ex girlfriend of some how.

I think this is just great, I mean really your ex. Is she a big girl?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
To all thosenwho thinks a hoe he isn't telling you the full story he deserved it an you no what the police isn't hinba do a damn thing when zedy defence is played. So for all ya moths fuckera who think they should voice your opinion get fuck. He isn't as innocent as he come off to be



lol she sounds like a fuckin princess...wish she was my ex.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: redHue]
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this thread is !

let's hear the full story then, girly.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: redHue]
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redHue said:
rexwayne said:
To all thosenwho thinks a hoe he isn't telling you the full story he deserved it an you no what the police isn't hinba do a damn thing when zedy defence is played. So for all ya moths fuckera who think they should voice your opinion get fuck. He isn't as innocent as he come off to be



lol she sounds like a fuckin princess...wish she was my ex.

What the fuck? Are have of these things in this statement even fucking words?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Maurer]
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Sorry new phone takes a little to get used too. I'm not going to share the full story with you. Honestly it isn't no ones business. He's wrong for slandering my name n the internet like he did. I guess yu have to vent sometimes. No to the question if I was fat. I weigh 105 lol! And yes this is his ex girlfriend on his account we created this motherfucker together I'm intitled to this as much as he is. Trust me on this one, I'm not a sell out to the police. I'm a pothead who trys to avoid them. Him hitting me back would just make it that much more interesting. But I'm thankful he didn't. Then we probably wouldn't be here now. Peace Yos


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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:titsgtfo:
:waits:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Maurer]
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: blewmeanie]
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lol what.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?



Lol...

Thanks for the sig.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
and it busted my nose open pretty bad. wouldnt stop bleeding for awhile.



how long is it gonna feel like i just snorted a pound of coke?


in not reading this whole thing.

anyway
Wear it with pride. First things first, blow all the extra blood out then go to the bathroom. If your left handed follow the opposite instructions...
First pinch your nostrils together and hold them till you can see a clear outline of the bone structure. Look for symmetrical alignment between your eyes (not your eyebrows) and also with the middle of your lips & bottom middle of your chin (assuming you havent displaced those before.) If it appears to line up normally you're good.

If not take your left hand and press it firmly against where the left most part of the nose should be with the ring finger. Then touch the bone with the middle finger and ring finger on top. Take your right hand and firmly dislodge the bone using the left hand as a guide. Your goal is to have it line up evenly again, look for the symmetrical placement. Don't be afraid to do it more than once and have someone else look at it too to make sure its right, otherwise it will grow back solid in the wrong place, and you wont want to have it broke again by a doctor trust me.

Broke or not, dont be surprised if your eyes blacken up. It will bother you for about two weeks. I recommend using some nasal saline from the Rx store to flush out the clots, it can get infected. Rinse 4 x's a day at least.

If its unbearable, you can crush some Advil to powder (half a normal dose,) combine it with saline and rail the goop. This stings for a few moments, but will numb it up pretty decent. For good measure you can chew up another advil and hold that on the roof of your mouth for a minute or two for extra pain killing.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rodfarva]
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i cant take naproxin (Alieve) but it would be better to use than Advil; it reduces swelling.


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